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(drumroll)
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(rousing orchestral
fanfare playing)
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(fanfare ends)
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(rap music playing)
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ It's a classic, baby ♪
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♪ I been all over the world ♪
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♪ But, you know ♪
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♪ Georgia, there's nothing
I wouldn't do for ya ♪
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♪ I hope you don't mind
that I show ya ♪
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♪ I want the whole world
to know ya ♪
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♪ 'Cause waking up here
in the morning got me moving ♪
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♪ Soon as I'm yawning ♪
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♪ I'm ready to rise
and grind and shine ♪
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♪ For socializing,
enterprising ♪
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♪ On my mind is glory,
so somebody tell my story ♪
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♪ Few people might think
that it's boring ♪
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♪ But, Georgia,
you wouldn't ignore me ♪
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♪ You treated me oh so well,
and particularly ATL ♪
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♪ And whenever you want
to see me, hey, it's easy ♪
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♪ You can meet me,
I'm on Peach Street, come on ♪
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♪ Yeah, we're on a mission and
we're lighting the streets up ♪
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♪ Come and watch us glisten,
you can try to keep up ♪
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♪ Every day on the ground ♪
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♪ You never slow us down ♪
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♪ Yeah... ♪
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(tires screech)
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(siren wailing)
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(tires screeching)
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FBI. Pull over now!
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Oh, you want to go?
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No!
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You will not get your mail
till I get to your house.
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Don't make me use
the PIT maneuver.
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I will get to your house
when I get to your house!
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(screaming)
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Get out of the truck.
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Put your hands
in the air.
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What is wrong
with you?
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You could've
stopped back there.
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You made me have
to chase you, man.
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Please, God, let someone be
taping this in the bushes.
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Just give me
what I want.
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Whoa, whoa!
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That's a federal offense,
all right?
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Only the mailman
touches the mail.
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You do realize I'm
packing, don't you?
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(groans)
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Yeah. I could pop one
in your ass!
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Okay. All right, all right.
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Just relax.
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Do I got to pop one?
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Chillax.
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Okay?
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I got your mail right here.
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Okay.
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Capital One credit card
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with no introductory
interest rate.
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Nah. No.
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Okay.
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Fair enough.
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Steam Clean Carpet Service.
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No.
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Okay, true 'dat, true 'dat--
Duke University!
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Boo-ya!
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(laughs)
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Come here!
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Wait, come here!
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No!
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Come here!
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(screaming)
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Come-- Come here!
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(tires screech)
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Come here!
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I'm warning you!
Come here!
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(Malcolm grunting,
mailman screams)
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Hey, I know it's
college decision day,
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but you win the
Crazy Parent Award!
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Thick. Thick, thick.
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My boy got in.
My boy got in!
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Thank you.
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Hey!
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Don't be surprised
when I lose your tax refund!
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(car horn honks)
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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Hey! Trent!
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Trent!
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(chuckles): Oh.
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You up there?
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Whoo!
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Trent, you're on your way.
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Oh.
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(dialing)
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(line ringing)
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MAN (over phone):
Desert Retreat.
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Hi. Uh, I need to speak
to my wife, Sherrie.
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I'm sorry.
No phone calls allowed.
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Yeah, well, I-I know
no phone calls allowed,
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but, um, you see,
it's an emergency.
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Our son just got accepted...
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Sir, your wife is in
complete isolation
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for the next 72 hours.
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Come on.
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It's a mind-body retreat.
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It's not Area 51.
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Uh-oh. Please take
a soothing breath with me.
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No, I will not take
a soothing breath with you.
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Namaste.
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But I can come down there
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and snatch that ponytail
off your head.
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Namaste.
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(cell phone ringing)
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Hello...
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Duke University.
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MAN:
What?
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Malcolm?
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MALCOLM (over phone):
Speaking.
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It's Jason Bourne.
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I told you,
we don't use code names.
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You take all the fun away,
Chocolate Thunder,
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you know that?
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A'ight, what do you want,
Nicky?
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The exchange is tonight.
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11:00 p.m.
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You got what they want?
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Yeah, as long as
you got what I want.
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And listen.
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I'm thinking now Bali.
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Ah, well, you know,
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there's no witness
protection program in Bali.
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But don't worry-- we-we're
gonna take care of you.
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All right, then Mexico.
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But not Cabo!
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It's gotten way too touristy.
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(cell phone ringing)
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Hello?
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Chocolate?!
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(people cheering over phone)
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Trent!
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TRENT (over phone):
Hey, Malcolm.
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Where are you?
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I'm, uh, I'm at the library.
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Library?
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Yeah.
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But it's noisy.
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It's Book Appreciation Day.
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Well, look, Trent,
we need to talk, all right?
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So, um, come home soon.
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We-We got to talk.
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Uh, I-I'm losing you.
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All right.
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(phone beeps)
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(hip-hop beat playing,
people cheering)
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♪ I'm a lyrical miracle ♪
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CROWD:
♪ Hey! ♪
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♪ Baby, quick-witted,
better get with it ♪
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♪ Stay sick with it,
they saying ♪
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♪ I'm a lyrical miracle ♪
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CROWD:
♪ Hey! ♪
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♪ Baby, I'm automatic,
a rap fanatic ♪
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♪ Let me do my thing ♪
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♪ This how I do it,
fluid every time I ride by ♪
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♪ I'm so incredible,
they're forgettable, bye-bye ♪
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♪ You know my name ♪
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♪ If you didn't hear it,
then here it go ♪
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♪ I be that lyrical miracle
with the witty flow ♪
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♪ Looking at that shorty ♪
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♪ She's a cutie,
so what's your name? ♪
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♪ Baby, you should call me ♪
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♪ I can scoop you
and we can hang ♪
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♪ Okay, if not then I ain't
twisting your arm ♪
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♪ But don't be trying
to holla at me ♪
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♪ When you're singing along ♪
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CROWD (singing along):
♪ I'm a lyrical miracle, hey! ♪
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♪ Baby, quick-witted,
better get with it ♪
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♪ Stay sick with it,
they saying ♪
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♪ I'm a lyrical miracle ♪
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♪ Hey! ♪
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♪ Baby, I'm automatic, a rap
fanatic, let me do my thing. ♪
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(electricity crackles,
music stops)
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(crowd groaning, murmuring)
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Hey, y'all, uh, the Prodi-G's
a little parched.
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So, I'll be back
for a second set, a'ight?
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This is wack!
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You serious?
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(crowd murmuring)
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Library?
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How'd you find me?
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The Bureau tracked
your phone.
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Ooh, yo, thank God
my dad's an orthodontist.
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For real. That's some
Nazi Germany shnizzle.
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Let's talk now.
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Uh-uh.
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Scratch and Rembrandt
are my family.
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Whatever you got to say,
you can say in front of them.
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Oh, "family."
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Mm-hmm.
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Ah.
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All right, well, in my family,
we give out ass-whuppings.
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And right now I'm looking at
a lot of fresh, unwhupped ass.
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Yeah, a little, on
this little-- Ow!
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(both chuckle)
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You have a great
day, Mr. Turner!
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Hey, Trent, we love you, but
I ain't with no ass-whupping.
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Yo, yo, hold it down.
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All right.
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Yeah.
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Sell some CDs!
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Okay!
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Why you embarrass me
in front of everybody?
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I'm embarrassing you?
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Trent, you got
a lot to learn.
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Come on, Malcolm.
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MALCOLM:
You know, it wouldn't hurt
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to call me "Dad"
every once in a while.
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All right,
let's rewind.
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This should be a
happy day, all right?
219
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Yeah, but I ain't the one
who brought the rain.
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Some great
news came in.
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I know. They called me.
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Yeah, I'm just like,
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wait till they hear
my new stuff.
224
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Right? I'm just talking
about fire, man!
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New stuff? What are
you talking about?
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Wait. What are you
talking about?
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I'm talking about Duke!
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Oh! No, look,
forget college, man.
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So, check this out.
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This promoter got
ahold of my mix tape.
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The Achievement,
Volume One.
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Right?
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So, he's putting together
this tour of young MCs
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in the fall and the winter,
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called "The Freshman Class,"
right?
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Entire East Coast
and Cincinnati!
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Trent, people don't
go to Cincinnati.
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They leave
Cincinnati.
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And the only catch is...
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(sighs)
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...I'm not 18 yet,
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so I'm gonna need you
to sign this contract.
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Because the Prodi-G
is still a minor.
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Whoa. Whoa.
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In age only.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You got into Duke today.
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You're a Blue Devil now!
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So?
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So that's your dream!
251
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No, that's your dream.
252
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I ain't going
to no lame college
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when I can be on the road
making money!
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I ain't signing that contract.
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MALCOLM:
You got to give it a rest.
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I'm just saying, this
is my big break, man!
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And, like, if I don't have the
contract signed in five days,
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they gonna have some wack
ringtone rapper
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from Saint Louis.
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Trent, you have the rest of
your life to go on the road.
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But for these
next four years...
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Four years?!
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(laughs)
You joking, right?
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00:08:50,462 --> 00:08:54,199
You joking? Like, you know how
long that is in hip-hop years?
265
00:08:54,266 --> 00:08:56,535
Aw, come on, Malcolm,
look at this. Look.
266
00:08:56,602 --> 00:08:57,903
It's a blueprint.
267
00:08:57,970 --> 00:08:59,638
For a house
of success.
268
00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:01,574
All built on a
strong, strong flow.
269
00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:03,776
A strong flow?
270
00:09:03,843 --> 00:09:05,210
Yeah.
271
00:09:05,277 --> 00:09:07,179
Well, you need a education.
272
00:09:07,246 --> 00:09:09,615
What you gonna do
when that flow dries up?
273
00:09:09,681 --> 00:09:12,284
I'll just transition
into acting.
274
00:09:12,351 --> 00:09:14,654
Oh, man.
275
00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:17,489
Every time you open your mouth,
you prove to me
276
00:09:17,556 --> 00:09:20,125
just how important an
education really is.
277
00:09:20,192 --> 00:09:22,895
You know, you-you lucky
your mother's not here
278
00:09:22,961 --> 00:09:24,597
to hear you talk
that crazy talk.
279
00:09:24,663 --> 00:09:26,299
Mom, Mom. Let's call Mom.
280
00:09:26,365 --> 00:09:26,365
Yeah.
281
00:09:26,365 --> 00:09:27,366
Yes.
282
00:09:27,432 --> 00:09:28,734
She'll let me.
Let's ring Mom up.
283
00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:29,768
Go ahead, call her.
284
00:09:29,835 --> 00:09:31,002
And, uh, when
you tell her
285
00:09:31,069 --> 00:09:32,705
that you want to
throw away college,
286
00:09:32,772 --> 00:09:35,140
she probably gonna bust that
little vein in her forehead.
287
00:09:35,207 --> 00:09:36,875
Yeah, it's gonna pop!
288
00:09:36,942 --> 00:09:38,310
Yeah.
(makes popping noise)
289
00:09:38,377 --> 00:09:41,280
Okay. But not when she see
the mansion I'm gonna buy her.
290
00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:43,215
Ha! Come on.
291
00:09:43,282 --> 00:09:45,985
Only thing I'm signing
is a check to Duke.
292
00:09:46,051 --> 00:09:47,352
End of story.
293
00:09:47,419 --> 00:09:49,922
All right? Now, if you'll
excuse me, I got to go to work.
294
00:09:49,988 --> 00:09:51,290
You know, some of us work.
295
00:09:51,357 --> 00:09:52,657
I'm on the grind.
You feel me?
296
00:09:52,724 --> 00:09:52,724
I-I feel you.
297
00:09:52,724 --> 00:09:53,892
You feel me?
298
00:09:53,959 --> 00:09:53,959
Yeah, I feel you.
299
00:09:53,959 --> 00:09:55,093
Yeah.
300
00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:56,395
(mock beat-boxing)
301
00:09:56,462 --> 00:09:57,930
You feel?
302
00:09:57,996 --> 00:10:00,365
Yeah. But I'm talking
swimming pools.
303
00:10:00,432 --> 00:10:01,800
You feeling
private security?
304
00:10:01,867 --> 00:10:03,803
Come on, we can
do it together, Malcolm!
305
00:10:05,304 --> 00:10:07,306
Damn!
306
00:10:07,372 --> 00:10:10,042
(cell phone ringtone):
♪ Lyrical miracle, hey! ♪
307
00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:11,343
REMBRANDT (over phone):
Trent!
308
00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:12,411
What's up, man?
309
00:10:12,477 --> 00:10:13,579
Hey, did he sign it?
310
00:10:13,645 --> 00:10:15,580
No. He didn't sign it yet.
311
00:10:15,647 --> 00:10:16,882
(groans)
312
00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:18,517
All right, so phase two.
313
00:10:18,583 --> 00:10:20,318
Ambush the man
when he's at his grind.
314
00:10:20,385 --> 00:10:22,921
He'll give you an autograph
just to get rid of you.
315
00:10:22,988 --> 00:10:24,289
Yeah.
316
00:10:24,356 --> 00:10:26,125
Ambush him at his grind.
317
00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:27,159
I'm feeling you.
318
00:10:27,226 --> 00:10:28,527
Ha, that's right!
319
00:10:28,593 --> 00:10:31,731
See, that's why
I keep you on payroll.
320
00:10:42,608 --> 00:10:44,744
♪ ♪
321
00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:56,088
♪ ♪
322
00:11:06,699 --> 00:11:08,834
♪ ♪
323
00:11:15,173 --> 00:11:16,742
MALCOLM: Hands away
from your chest.
324
00:11:16,808 --> 00:11:18,010
You're gonna dirty
the recording.
325
00:11:18,076 --> 00:11:18,076
Sorry.
326
00:11:18,076 --> 00:11:20,045
You got the drive, right?
327
00:11:20,112 --> 00:11:21,146
Yeah.
328
00:11:21,213 --> 00:11:22,448
All right.
329
00:11:32,424 --> 00:11:34,226
There's nothing
on this.
330
00:11:34,293 --> 00:11:35,361
Smart, huh?
331
00:11:35,427 --> 00:11:36,996
Are you kidding me?
332
00:11:37,062 --> 00:11:37,830
No.
333
00:11:37,897 --> 00:11:39,398
It's insurance.
334
00:11:39,464 --> 00:11:41,634
'Cause I was thinking, what if
they don't give me the money?
335
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,069
What if they check the
drive just like I did?
336
00:11:44,135 --> 00:11:46,505
Oh.
337
00:11:46,572 --> 00:11:48,174
Well, the real one's hidden.
338
00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:50,308
It's in a safe place
where no one will ever look.
339
00:11:50,375 --> 00:11:51,310
So don't worry about it.
340
00:11:51,376 --> 00:11:52,511
You idiot.
Where is it?
341
00:11:52,578 --> 00:11:54,479
Where's my witness
protection plan?
342
00:11:54,546 --> 00:11:56,615
It's gonna be in a casket if
you don't tell me where it is.
343
00:11:56,682 --> 00:11:58,718
All right.
344
00:12:00,218 --> 00:12:02,721
The Georgia Girls
School for the Arts.
345
00:12:02,788 --> 00:12:03,589
What?
346
00:12:03,655 --> 00:12:05,391
I got a buddy works there.
347
00:12:05,457 --> 00:12:06,625
Unbelievable!
348
00:12:06,692 --> 00:12:09,428
(dialing)
349
00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:10,696
Crawford.
350
00:12:10,762 --> 00:12:11,897
Yeah, Malcolm.
351
00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:14,166
Canetti brought
a dummy flash.
352
00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:15,434
Yeah, well,
353
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:18,036
he told me where the real one
is, but there's no time.
354
00:12:18,103 --> 00:12:19,638
Well, we're just
gonna have to
355
00:12:19,705 --> 00:12:21,473
get Chirkoff to
make the exchange.
356
00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:22,708
Yeah.
357
00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:24,476
All right.
358
00:12:24,542 --> 00:12:25,511
Hey.
359
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,578
Let's go.
360
00:12:26,645 --> 00:12:28,514
(engine starts)
361
00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:40,993
♪ ♪
362
00:12:51,871 --> 00:12:54,473
♪ ♪
363
00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:07,486
♪ ♪
364
00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:17,997
♪ ♪
365
00:13:23,735 --> 00:13:25,904
Canetti, can you hear me?
366
00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:27,339
CANETTI (over radio):
Yeah, I got you, Chocolate.
367
00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:28,541
Go ahead.
368
00:13:28,607 --> 00:13:30,910
Look, if anything goes wrong,
get out of there.
369
00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:36,648
Hey, fellas.
370
00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:38,584
Vlad and Dmitri, right?
371
00:13:41,853 --> 00:13:43,855
(sighs)
372
00:13:43,922 --> 00:13:45,658
CANETTI:
Hey.
373
00:13:45,724 --> 00:13:47,159
Mr. Chirkoff.
374
00:13:47,225 --> 00:13:48,560
Hey, it's good
to see you again.
375
00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:50,262
Naslazhdyeniye.
376
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:51,163
(chuckles)
377
00:13:51,229 --> 00:13:52,898
Rosetta Stone.
Pretty good, huh?
378
00:13:53,865 --> 00:13:54,899
Whoa, whoa!
379
00:13:54,966 --> 00:13:56,435
It's the Prodi-G.
380
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,537
Trent, what the hell
are you doing here?
381
00:13:59,438 --> 00:14:01,573
Guaranteeing my future.
382
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:03,041
Sign my contract.
383
00:14:03,108 --> 00:14:04,709
Hey, get in here and sit down.
Stay down!
384
00:14:04,776 --> 00:14:07,246
You think I'm
stupid, huh?
385
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:08,680
You think I'm
a stupid man.
386
00:14:08,747 --> 00:14:11,183
Oh, I think you're probably
a very intelligent man.
387
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:12,984
I mean, I don't know you
that well.
388
00:14:13,051 --> 00:14:13,051
Autograph it, please.
389
00:14:13,051 --> 00:14:14,953
Shh!
390
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,522
I'm not talking to you.
391
00:14:16,588 --> 00:14:17,822
Well, who you talking to?
392
00:14:17,889 --> 00:14:20,059
I'm talking to the people
on the other end of your chest.
393
00:14:23,295 --> 00:14:25,731
Oh, this?
394
00:14:25,797 --> 00:14:27,232
There's nobody there, man.
395
00:14:27,299 --> 00:14:28,968
This is part of my hearing aid.
396
00:14:29,768 --> 00:14:31,036
Get out of the car
397
00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:31,103
and hide now.
398
00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:32,271
What's going on?
399
00:14:32,337 --> 00:14:33,905
Get out of the
car and hide now!
400
00:14:33,972 --> 00:14:35,340
What's going on?!
401
00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:36,908
I'm a little hard of hearing
in my right ear.
402
00:14:36,975 --> 00:14:36,975
Really?
403
00:14:36,975 --> 00:14:38,110
Yeah.
404
00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:38,177
Show me.
405
00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:40,112
I can't show you. It's...
406
00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:40,179
Show me!
407
00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:42,181
All right.
Take it easy, take it easy.
408
00:14:42,247 --> 00:14:43,148
I'll show you everything.
409
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:43,215
I'll tell you...
410
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,716
FBI!
411
00:14:44,782 --> 00:14:46,851
Come and get your snitch!
412
00:14:46,918 --> 00:14:50,122
You want to come
and play?!
413
00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:54,326
Drop it.
414
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,195
Drop it!
415
00:14:57,262 --> 00:15:00,432
All right, give me Canetti,
or I take him out.
416
00:15:02,934 --> 00:15:04,069
(grunts)
417
00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:06,638
(grunting)
418
00:15:06,705 --> 00:15:08,440
(groans)
419
00:15:16,682 --> 00:15:17,616
(gunshot)
420
00:15:19,351 --> 00:15:20,619
(groans)
421
00:15:22,086 --> 00:15:23,455
(labored breathing)
422
00:15:25,557 --> 00:15:26,892
(weakly):
Music...
423
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:28,827
What?
424
00:15:28,894 --> 00:15:32,531
It's in the mu...
425
00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:39,638
(gunshot, shell casing
clinks on ground)
426
00:15:41,673 --> 00:15:44,409
(cell phone ringtone):
♪ Lyrical miracle, hey ♪
427
00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:45,911
♪ Baby, you know
I'm hot I can't... ♪
428
00:15:45,977 --> 00:15:47,880
(phone beeps)
429
00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:49,380
Yo.
430
00:15:49,447 --> 00:15:51,516
Look...
431
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:53,752
I didn't see anything.
432
00:15:53,819 --> 00:15:54,987
Yo, we cool?
433
00:15:55,053 --> 00:15:56,422
Come on, man!
Come on!
434
00:16:01,493 --> 00:16:02,861
Come on!
435
00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:05,030
(screams)
436
00:16:05,096 --> 00:16:05,096
(gunfire)
437
00:16:05,096 --> 00:16:06,098
Oh, my God!
438
00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:06,165
They're shooting!
439
00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:07,032
The truck!
440
00:16:07,098 --> 00:16:08,133
Where are we going?!
441
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:08,200
Get in the truck!
442
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,235
Okay, okay!
443
00:16:14,005 --> 00:16:14,740
Oh, my God.
444
00:16:15,974 --> 00:16:17,242
(bullets ricocheting)
445
00:16:17,976 --> 00:16:19,578
(tires screeching)
446
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:24,216
Get down!
447
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:31,856
(panting)
448
00:16:31,923 --> 00:16:33,291
(grunts)
449
00:16:33,358 --> 00:16:33,358
(gasping)
450
00:16:33,358 --> 00:16:34,859
Are you okay?
451
00:16:34,926 --> 00:16:37,196
I think so.
452
00:16:37,262 --> 00:16:39,765
Do you have any idea
how lucky we are right now?
453
00:16:39,831 --> 00:16:41,066
You could've been killed!
454
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:42,067
What were you
thinking?
455
00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:43,168
I mean, what-- he just-just
456
00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:44,736
shot that guy
right in front of me.
457
00:16:44,803 --> 00:16:46,838
We're still here, all
right? That's what matters.
458
00:16:46,904 --> 00:16:48,773
I mean, like, shouldn't we be
calling the FBI or something?
459
00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:50,708
No. FBI's got a leak.
460
00:16:50,775 --> 00:16:52,077
Chirkoff knew we were coming.
461
00:16:52,143 --> 00:16:53,778
Malcolm, I want
to go home, man.
462
00:16:53,845 --> 00:16:55,380
Trent, your car
is back there.
463
00:16:55,447 --> 00:16:56,948
They probably already
ran your tags.
464
00:16:57,015 --> 00:16:58,283
They know everything about us.
465
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:00,185
You just saw
Chirkoff murder someone.
466
00:17:00,252 --> 00:17:01,420
We can't go home.
467
00:17:01,486 --> 00:17:02,454
So what, then?
468
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:03,989
That-That means
h-he's gonna kill me?!
469
00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:05,990
Oh, come on!
That is not hot.
470
00:17:06,057 --> 00:17:07,559
I won't let him.
All right?
471
00:17:07,626 --> 00:17:09,627
All I got to do is
get that flash drive.
472
00:17:09,694 --> 00:17:12,163
Has enough dirt on Chirkoff
to put him away forever.
473
00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:14,165
Payoff, hits,
everything.
474
00:17:14,232 --> 00:17:15,734
Canetti told me where
the flash is hidden.
475
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:18,336
We just gonna lay low until
I can get my hands on it.
476
00:17:18,403 --> 00:17:19,838
Just calm down,
all right?
477
00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:21,239
Relax.
478
00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:22,641
Take a soothing
breath.
479
00:17:28,046 --> 00:17:30,382
(people chattering)
480
00:17:31,983 --> 00:17:34,886
They haven't called in yet, and
you've no idea where they are.
481
00:17:34,953 --> 00:17:36,688
You're the FBI.
482
00:17:36,755 --> 00:17:39,891
What good is a leak
if you can't tell me anything?
483
00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:42,060
Just send me the photo.
484
00:17:42,126 --> 00:17:43,094
How's the leg, boss?
485
00:17:43,161 --> 00:17:46,464
The leg's fine!
486
00:17:46,531 --> 00:17:50,101
The FBI's run travel records,
rental cars-- nothing.
487
00:17:50,168 --> 00:17:51,970
They haven't left the area.
488
00:17:52,037 --> 00:17:54,506
At least not yet.
489
00:17:54,572 --> 00:17:56,708
Well, what about
the flash drive?
490
00:17:56,774 --> 00:17:58,310
Turner knows where it is.
491
00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:00,178
We find Turner,
we find the flash drive.
492
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,113
Right now our biggest
problem's his kid.
493
00:18:02,180 --> 00:18:05,083
He saw me shoot Canetti.
494
00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:07,286
I want him dead.
495
00:18:10,989 --> 00:18:14,092
I got 15 MP3s of original stuff
that ain't been mixed.
496
00:18:14,159 --> 00:18:15,527
You can have that.
497
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:18,964
Georgia Girls
School for the Arts.
498
00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:20,165
You know what?
499
00:18:20,232 --> 00:18:22,267
Just do it like
Pac's mom did.
500
00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:23,368
After I'm shot down
in the streets,
501
00:18:23,434 --> 00:18:24,469
just release it
as a double jam.
502
00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:26,171
Would you knock off
the crazy talk?
503
00:18:26,237 --> 00:18:27,672
We gonna get out of this.
504
00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:29,007
Yeah.
505
00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:30,475
That's probably
what Biggie thought
506
00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:32,444
when he was staring
down the barrel.
507
00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:35,547
Or Pac when he was
chilling on the Strip.
508
00:18:37,615 --> 00:18:39,084
I got a plan.
509
00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:41,119
You know what?
510
00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:41,186
Malcolm, just promise me
one thing.
511
00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:43,555
What?
512
00:18:43,621 --> 00:18:45,657
Don't let them do a clean
version for Wal-Mart.
513
00:18:46,591 --> 00:18:48,226
Preserve who the Prodi-G was.
514
00:18:48,292 --> 00:18:49,995
I'm gonna hide you.
515
00:18:50,061 --> 00:18:51,596
Hide? (scoffs)
516
00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:53,465
I mean, come on.
517
00:18:53,531 --> 00:18:56,435
How you gonna hide
a swag big as this?
518
00:18:56,501 --> 00:18:57,936
♪ My shorty's hot ♪
519
00:18:58,002 --> 00:19:01,473
♪ Baby, I'm so pretty,
your man want to get with me ♪
520
00:19:01,539 --> 00:19:03,175
♪ Talk high siddity, come on ♪
521
00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:04,509
♪ Yeah, my shorty's hot ♪
522
00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:06,044
♪ They calling me a cutie ♪
523
00:19:06,110 --> 00:19:08,413
♪ Like, yeah,
her booty so big ♪
524
00:19:08,479 --> 00:19:10,482
I'm gonna need a shrink after
this. You realize that, right?
525
00:19:10,548 --> 00:19:12,451
Well, you didn't seem to
mind when you was little
526
00:19:12,517 --> 00:19:14,252
and I caught you trying
on your mother's, uh...
527
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:16,087
Shh! You promised
to never bring that up.
528
00:19:16,154 --> 00:19:17,489
I was putting on a play.
529
00:19:17,555 --> 00:19:18,723
(high voice):
Lord, Lord, Lord!
530
00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:21,927
You a difficult child,
Charmaine Daisy Pierce.
531
00:19:21,993 --> 00:19:23,562
Who are you talking about?
532
00:19:23,628 --> 00:19:24,663
(normal voice):
My great-niece.
533
00:19:24,729 --> 00:19:25,964
And you better start
sounding like her
534
00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:27,165
'fore you
scare someone.
535
00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:29,034
Oh, right.
(chuckles)
536
00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:30,435
In that case, how's this?
537
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,237
(deep voice):
♪ Swing low, sweet... ♪
538
00:19:32,304 --> 00:19:34,239
(squealing)
539
00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:35,340
Huh? Huh?
540
00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:36,474
(high voice):
Holy mother of Go...!
541
00:19:36,541 --> 00:19:38,043
Yeah. Yeah,
right there.
542
00:19:38,109 --> 00:19:40,645
Huh? Now remember
that feeling.
543
00:19:40,712 --> 00:19:41,980
(panting)
544
00:19:42,046 --> 00:19:45,116
Fine! If I got to be a chick,
can I at least be a cute one?
545
00:19:45,183 --> 00:19:48,053
Next time, I'll buy
my own damn clothes!
546
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,755
(high voice):
And pull down that skirt!
547
00:19:50,822 --> 00:19:52,991
I can see straight
to the Promised Land.
548
00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:54,626
It's pulled down!
549
00:19:56,661 --> 00:20:00,365
After a while, you realize
it's just not worth the fight.
550
00:20:00,432 --> 00:20:02,967
Oh, I wasn't even
talking to you.
551
00:20:03,034 --> 00:20:05,536
Nosy and all in my business.
552
00:20:05,603 --> 00:20:07,806
Wait up!
553
00:20:07,872 --> 00:20:09,908
("I Don't Think So"
by Kelis playing)
554
00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:13,779
♪ You think you might have
a chance, I don't think so ♪
555
00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:17,382
♪ You telling me to be nice,
I don't think so ♪
556
00:20:17,448 --> 00:20:20,451
♪ You want to get
in my pants, I don't think so ♪
557
00:20:20,518 --> 00:20:22,787
(Trent grunting, muttering)
558
00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:24,089
♪ You can lie ♪
559
00:20:24,155 --> 00:20:25,991
♪ Till you die, till you die ♪
560
00:20:26,057 --> 00:20:27,626
♪ You and I ♪
561
00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:29,661
♪ No, I don't think so. ♪
562
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,630
(normal voice): I don't
see how we gonna find
563
00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:33,631
a four-inch flash drive
in three-inch heels.
564
00:20:33,698 --> 00:20:35,700
(normal voice): Canetti had
a buddy who works here.
565
00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:39,770
We start by finding out
who that is and what they know.
566
00:20:39,837 --> 00:20:41,773
Canetti.
567
00:20:41,839 --> 00:20:43,508
Canetti, yeah.
568
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:45,710
Canetti said something to
me right before he died.
569
00:20:45,777 --> 00:20:48,213
He looked at me
and he said...
570
00:20:48,279 --> 00:20:50,716
What'd he say?
571
00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:52,484
"It's in the music."
572
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:54,352
Yeah.
573
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:55,387
You know, something
like that.
574
00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:56,621
I thought he
recognized my talent,
575
00:20:56,688 --> 00:20:58,089
knew who the
Prodi-G was.
576
00:20:58,156 --> 00:20:58,156
"It's in the music."
577
00:20:58,156 --> 00:20:59,458
Yeah.
578
00:20:59,524 --> 00:21:01,659
Doesn't make sense.
579
00:21:01,726 --> 00:21:03,795
Just like everything else
that comes out your mouth.
580
00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:05,196
What?
581
00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:06,732
I'm gonna tell you
what don't make sense.
582
00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:09,034
How they gonna let
two fat ladies
583
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,835
go poking around
this joint.
584
00:21:10,902 --> 00:21:13,605
They have a opening
for a house mother.
585
00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:15,540
(high voice):
Say what?
586
00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:19,043
(high voice):
Park your tush.
587
00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:20,445
Tuck it!
588
00:21:20,512 --> 00:21:22,113
Right over there.
589
00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:22,180
Hi, girl. Hi.
590
00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:24,015
Hi.
591
00:21:24,081 --> 00:21:25,817
Hi.
592
00:21:30,488 --> 00:21:33,491
Ooh, she's expecting me.
593
00:21:33,557 --> 00:21:35,460
I's running a little late.
594
00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:35,527
Ooh, uh...
595
00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:36,995
Come in!
596
00:21:37,062 --> 00:21:39,297
Whew! Ooh!
597
00:21:39,364 --> 00:21:41,833
May I help you?
598
00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:44,102
Honey, it's me who's
gonna help you.
599
00:21:44,169 --> 00:21:45,670
And those poor house
motherless girls
600
00:21:45,737 --> 00:21:48,807
you got just waiting for
a positive role model.
601
00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:51,275
Hattie Mae Pierce
at your service.
602
00:21:51,342 --> 00:21:53,110
But you can call
me Big Momma.
603
00:21:53,177 --> 00:21:55,080
Ah, yes.
604
00:21:55,146 --> 00:21:58,216
You e-mailed your resume
for the house mother position.
605
00:21:58,283 --> 00:22:00,051
Very qualified,
but I think...
606
00:22:00,118 --> 00:22:01,086
Well, thank you!
607
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,320
Thank you.
608
00:22:02,387 --> 00:22:03,888
Y-You know, I will
watch over those girls
609
00:22:03,955 --> 00:22:05,090
like they were my own.
610
00:22:05,156 --> 00:22:07,892
Uh, but Miss... Big Momma,
611
00:22:07,959 --> 00:22:10,061
we haven't scheduled any
interviews, let alone who we...
612
00:22:10,127 --> 00:22:12,164
(sobbing)
Mm-mm!
613
00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:16,234
Look at what those
children did to me!
614
00:22:16,301 --> 00:22:19,104
Performance art, my ass!
615
00:22:19,170 --> 00:22:20,138
Beverly, w-what on earth?!
616
00:22:20,205 --> 00:22:22,507
Double-ply?
617
00:22:22,574 --> 00:22:23,742
A-A public school
can afford double-ply
618
00:22:23,809 --> 00:22:26,077
and I got to bring in
my own Sweet 'N Low?!
619
00:22:26,144 --> 00:22:27,412
MALCOLM:
Oh, child,
620
00:22:27,479 --> 00:22:29,447
nobody deserves
to be treated like that.
621
00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:31,516
(chuckles)
That's not the half.
622
00:22:33,418 --> 00:22:35,219
Damn!
623
00:22:35,286 --> 00:22:37,255
Ooh-- Oh, child,
you-you should quit
624
00:22:37,322 --> 00:22:38,923
while you can still
do a comb-over.
625
00:22:38,990 --> 00:22:43,094
Now, Beverly, y-you promised us
two weeks' notice, so...
626
00:22:43,161 --> 00:22:45,864
You know, every day
you don't demand respect,
627
00:22:45,931 --> 00:22:47,632
you die just a little.
628
00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:49,534
You die a little.
629
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:51,002
You know,
she's right.
630
00:22:51,069 --> 00:22:54,138
Nothing's worth living
with those demon spawn.
631
00:22:54,205 --> 00:22:56,174
"No child
left behind."
632
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:57,808
Well, you watch me.
633
00:22:57,875 --> 00:22:59,044
I quit!
634
00:22:59,110 --> 00:23:00,379
Ooh.
635
00:23:05,383 --> 00:23:07,619
Can you start today?
636
00:23:07,685 --> 00:23:08,453
Me?!
637
00:23:08,519 --> 00:23:09,754
Oh, thank you!
638
00:23:09,821 --> 00:23:11,055
Sure!
639
00:23:11,122 --> 00:23:12,357
Now, we don't pay very much.
640
00:23:12,424 --> 00:23:13,791
Oh, don't worry about that.
641
00:23:13,858 --> 00:23:16,828
Yeah. Shit, I grew up so poor,
we used to go down to
642
00:23:16,894 --> 00:23:19,464
Kentucky Fried Chicken and
lick other people's fingers.
643
00:23:19,531 --> 00:23:21,165
Because we couldn't
afford the chicken.
644
00:23:21,232 --> 00:23:23,401
And, you know, the oil and
grease from the chicken, we...
645
00:23:23,468 --> 00:23:24,436
(smacking lips)
646
00:23:24,502 --> 00:23:25,737
Well, you-you know,
647
00:23:25,804 --> 00:23:28,439
there is one tiny little issue.
648
00:23:28,506 --> 00:23:29,908
What's that?
649
00:23:29,975 --> 00:23:30,842
(school bell ringing)
650
00:23:30,908 --> 00:23:32,209
Hey.
651
00:23:32,276 --> 00:23:34,045
What up?
652
00:23:34,112 --> 00:23:36,381
(girls chattering)
653
00:23:36,447 --> 00:23:39,517
Uh, Miss Gail, this
is my great-niece,
654
00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:41,853
Charmaine Daisy Pierce.
655
00:23:41,919 --> 00:23:41,919
Hello.
656
00:23:41,919 --> 00:23:43,288
Hey.
657
00:23:43,355 --> 00:23:44,855
S-So many girls!
658
00:23:44,922 --> 00:23:46,691
I feel like I'm at
a Baskin-Robbins.
659
00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:48,727
A festival of flavors!
660
00:23:48,793 --> 00:23:50,562
(chuckles, clears throat)
661
00:23:50,629 --> 00:23:53,764
I mean, mmm, it's, uh,
it's so diverse here.
662
00:23:53,831 --> 00:23:55,099
Ah, yes.
663
00:23:55,166 --> 00:23:57,702
Well, we do pride ourselves
on diversity. (chuckles)
664
00:23:57,769 --> 00:23:59,537
So, tell me, Charmaine,
665
00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:02,473
do you think that you're
a good fit for GGSA?
666
00:24:02,540 --> 00:24:05,210
Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, mm-hmm.
667
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:06,511
I like to read.
668
00:24:07,945 --> 00:24:11,516
And, uh, I like
to, uh, play music.
669
00:24:12,583 --> 00:24:14,285
And I like salad.
670
00:24:14,352 --> 00:24:17,622
Sweet, delicious,
fresh fruit salad.
671
00:24:18,557 --> 00:24:19,890
(chuckles)
672
00:24:19,957 --> 00:24:22,560
(chuckles) She's had
a stressful few days.
673
00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:25,263
She's only with me because
of some family problems.
674
00:24:25,330 --> 00:24:25,330
Oh.
675
00:24:25,330 --> 00:24:26,464
Mm-hmm.
676
00:24:26,530 --> 00:24:28,266
My parents don't
support my art.
677
00:24:28,332 --> 00:24:29,700
They think
it's a waste of time.
678
00:24:29,767 --> 00:24:31,336
Oh, dear, that is awful.
679
00:24:31,403 --> 00:24:33,604
Well, you have come
to the right place.
680
00:24:33,671 --> 00:24:35,906
And my stepfather's
always working.
681
00:24:35,973 --> 00:24:38,143
He has an important
job in the government.
682
00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:39,878
Which he uses
to spy on me.
683
00:24:39,944 --> 00:24:41,979
Ever told the truth,
wouldn't have to.
684
00:24:42,046 --> 00:24:43,114
(sobs)
685
00:24:45,283 --> 00:24:47,618
Charmaine,
you can audit classes
686
00:24:47,685 --> 00:24:49,320
until your transcripts
get here, but I'm afraid since
687
00:24:49,387 --> 00:24:52,156
it's the end of the year, we
don't have a roommate for you.
688
00:24:52,223 --> 00:24:53,858
Oh, any old girl
will do.
689
00:24:53,925 --> 00:24:55,894
Oh, no, we don't
want to put you out.
690
00:24:55,961 --> 00:24:58,363
Charmaine will just stay
with her Big Momma.
691
00:24:58,430 --> 00:25:00,098
But my shrink
in juvie said
692
00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:02,099
I do better with
a role model my own age.
693
00:25:02,166 --> 00:25:04,135
Oh, well, you'll be on
the same floor as your peers.
694
00:25:04,202 --> 00:25:05,770
Before you know it,
you'll be bosom buddies.
695
00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:07,873
(gasps) Charmaine likes
the sound of that!
696
00:25:15,479 --> 00:25:18,316
GAIL:
Welcome to your new home.
697
00:25:18,382 --> 00:25:19,951
I'll just show you
to your room.
698
00:25:20,017 --> 00:25:21,919
Some of the girls
have gone to dinner,
699
00:25:21,986 --> 00:25:23,388
so you'll just see them there.
700
00:25:23,455 --> 00:25:23,455
Okay.
701
00:25:23,455 --> 00:25:24,456
But, oh, there's Mia!
702
00:25:24,522 --> 00:25:26,490
Mia.
703
00:25:26,557 --> 00:25:27,492
(gasps)
704
00:25:27,559 --> 00:25:28,893
Damn!
705
00:25:28,959 --> 00:25:29,461
Ooh!
706
00:25:29,527 --> 00:25:31,362
Mia,
707
00:25:31,429 --> 00:25:33,931
this is your new house mother,
Big Momma, and this is
708
00:25:33,998 --> 00:25:33,998
Hi.
709
00:25:33,998 --> 00:25:33,998
her niece, Charmaine,
your new classmate.
710
00:25:33,998 --> 00:25:36,267
Hey.
711
00:25:36,333 --> 00:25:37,435
Hi.
712
00:25:37,501 --> 00:25:40,104
Mia is a very promising
young actress.
713
00:25:40,171 --> 00:25:41,973
Oh, I'm-I'm okay.
714
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,442
I mean, I can do light
comedy, like Sandra Bullock.
715
00:25:44,509 --> 00:25:46,177
Well, you know,
before the Oscar.
716
00:25:46,244 --> 00:25:48,513
But I really need to work on
expanding my range
717
00:25:48,580 --> 00:25:49,714
in the way that
Kate Winslet does.
718
00:25:49,780 --> 00:25:51,015
And Mrs. Orth
from Movement says
719
00:25:51,082 --> 00:25:52,784
that I need to listen
to my inner voice,
720
00:25:52,851 --> 00:25:54,853
but there's just so many of
them, and the loudest one's
721
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:56,388
always screaming,
"Delante's pulling away!"
722
00:25:56,454 --> 00:25:59,457
My gosh, Delante's
pulling away.
723
00:25:59,524 --> 00:26:01,091
(sobbing)
724
00:26:01,158 --> 00:26:03,127
(voice breaking):
I think I should go now.
725
00:26:03,194 --> 00:26:04,262
Girl, you need a hug!
726
00:26:05,063 --> 00:26:05,863
You... He...
727
00:26:05,930 --> 00:26:07,665
She gets a little emotional.
728
00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:09,167
Who the hell is Delante?
729
00:26:09,233 --> 00:26:11,436
Delante is the boyfriend.
730
00:26:11,502 --> 00:26:13,271
Oh.
731
00:26:13,338 --> 00:26:14,672
Oh, Gail,
732
00:26:14,739 --> 00:26:17,708
maybe we should
freshen up before dinner.
733
00:26:17,775 --> 00:26:21,012
All this, um, transition
is a bit much for Charmaine.
734
00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:23,081
She should probably
rest her eyes
735
00:26:23,148 --> 00:26:25,250
or become unconscious
736
00:26:25,316 --> 00:26:26,384
for a moment or two.
737
00:26:26,451 --> 00:26:27,451
I totally understand.
738
00:26:27,518 --> 00:26:29,654
Your room is
at the end of the hall.
739
00:26:31,356 --> 00:26:32,691
Well, look at the wallpaper!
740
00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:34,325
It's so nice!
741
00:26:34,392 --> 00:26:36,060
Chair...
742
00:26:36,127 --> 00:26:37,328
Look.
743
00:26:37,395 --> 00:26:39,363
There's a ballerina on the bed.
744
00:26:39,430 --> 00:26:41,833
I'm Jasmine.
745
00:26:41,900 --> 00:26:45,369
And here's the 411 you probably
didn't get on your tour.
746
00:26:45,436 --> 00:26:46,704
I call the shots around here.
747
00:26:46,771 --> 00:26:48,740
So if you two stay
out of the way,
748
00:26:48,807 --> 00:26:50,174
we shouldn't have any problems.
749
00:26:50,241 --> 00:26:52,009
Okay?
750
00:26:52,076 --> 00:26:56,581
Now, you listen to me,
Tinker Bell.
751
00:26:56,648 --> 00:26:59,383
Big Momma don't take
orders from nobody.
752
00:26:59,450 --> 00:27:01,219
Nobody.
753
00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:04,689
We'll see about that.
754
00:27:09,594 --> 00:27:11,162
(normal voice):
Towel girl was nice.
755
00:27:11,228 --> 00:27:13,898
I'm going to unpack.
756
00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:19,904
(girls chattering)
757
00:27:31,516 --> 00:27:33,050
You mind?
758
00:27:33,117 --> 00:27:34,786
Do you mind?
759
00:27:34,853 --> 00:27:39,223
Ooh, sit down with such
lovely young ladies.
760
00:27:39,290 --> 00:27:40,491
Hell!
761
00:27:40,557 --> 00:27:41,559
Oh!
762
00:27:41,626 --> 00:27:42,827
Whew!
763
00:27:44,095 --> 00:27:45,664
Excuse me.
764
00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:49,100
Charmaine!
765
00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:50,101
Find a seat.
766
00:27:50,167 --> 00:27:51,135
Mmm.
767
00:27:51,202 --> 00:27:52,470
Sit next to me.
768
00:27:52,537 --> 00:27:53,638
(high voice):
Oh!
769
00:27:53,705 --> 00:27:54,705
All right.
770
00:27:54,772 --> 00:27:55,840
Thank you.
Excuse me.
771
00:27:55,907 --> 00:27:55,907
Oh!
772
00:27:55,907 --> 00:27:57,675
Ooh, ooh!
773
00:27:57,742 --> 00:27:57,742
Oh!
774
00:27:57,742 --> 00:27:58,943
Careful.
775
00:27:59,009 --> 00:28:00,578
Oh, my gosh. Here, um,
let me help clean you up.
776
00:28:00,645 --> 00:28:01,746
Oh, no, it's cool.
777
00:28:01,812 --> 00:28:04,148
I'm Haley Robinson.
778
00:28:04,214 --> 00:28:07,451
Hey!
779
00:28:07,518 --> 00:28:09,086
You're, uh, you, you, uh...
780
00:28:09,153 --> 00:28:11,422
(normal voice): You that
hot girl from the Promenade.
781
00:28:11,488 --> 00:28:11,488
Yeah.
782
00:28:11,488 --> 00:28:12,690
I'm sorry?
783
00:28:12,757 --> 00:28:13,892
Uh...
784
00:28:15,226 --> 00:28:16,394
(clears throat)
785
00:28:16,461 --> 00:28:18,529
(high voice): I mean, um,
I mean, you're not hot.
786
00:28:18,596 --> 00:28:20,865
I mean, the-the
Promenade was hot
787
00:28:20,932 --> 00:28:22,266
the-the day I saw you.
788
00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:23,434
I mean, I-I'm not,
789
00:28:23,501 --> 00:28:25,803
I'm not, I'm not saying
you not hot, but, uh,
790
00:28:25,870 --> 00:28:28,038
it was hot at the Promenade
the day I saw you
791
00:28:28,105 --> 00:28:29,774
being hot there, girl.
I'm hot.
792
00:28:29,841 --> 00:28:29,841
(laughs)
793
00:28:29,841 --> 00:28:31,242
Ooh.
794
00:28:31,309 --> 00:28:32,476
I-I'm Charmaine.
795
00:28:32,543 --> 00:28:33,745
Hey, you're funny.
796
00:28:33,811 --> 00:28:35,480
(clears throat)
Uh...
797
00:28:35,546 --> 00:28:39,383
Clang-clang-clang-clang,
clang-clang, clang-clang, uh!
798
00:28:39,450 --> 00:28:40,751
(scatting upbeat rhythm)
799
00:28:40,818 --> 00:28:42,287
I love that beat.
800
00:28:42,353 --> 00:28:43,254
(continues scatting)
801
00:28:47,525 --> 00:28:49,160
All right, that's it.
802
00:28:49,226 --> 00:28:51,662
Excuse me,
but I didn't formally
803
00:28:51,729 --> 00:28:53,697
get to introduce myself.
804
00:28:53,764 --> 00:28:56,734
My name is Hattie Mae Pierce.
805
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,936
But everyone
calls me Big Momma.
806
00:28:59,003 --> 00:29:01,505
That's the understatement
of the century.
807
00:29:01,572 --> 00:29:01,572
(girls laugh)
808
00:29:01,572 --> 00:29:02,540
Funny.
809
00:29:02,607 --> 00:29:03,841
Very funny.
810
00:29:03,908 --> 00:29:06,010
And this is my niece,
811
00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:08,780
Charmaine Daisy Pierce.
812
00:29:08,847 --> 00:29:10,815
Oh, h-hey.
813
00:29:10,881 --> 00:29:11,950
How you guys doing?
814
00:29:12,016 --> 00:29:13,417
Mm, that reminds me.
815
00:29:13,484 --> 00:29:14,585
You have to do something
816
00:29:14,652 --> 00:29:16,554
before you eat.
817
00:29:16,620 --> 00:29:18,422
Oh, girl, of course!
818
00:29:18,489 --> 00:29:19,424
Uh, uh, dear
heavenly...
819
00:29:19,490 --> 00:29:20,525
Attention, everyone!
820
00:29:21,826 --> 00:29:25,263
We have fresh meat
that wants to eat.
821
00:29:25,329 --> 00:29:27,866
(cheering, applause)
822
00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:29,533
And what kind of school
is this?
823
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,468
GIRLS:
School for the Arts!
824
00:29:31,535 --> 00:29:33,004
Exactly.
825
00:29:33,070 --> 00:29:34,972
And that means
every new student
826
00:29:35,039 --> 00:29:38,609
must dance, act or sing
for their supper.
827
00:29:38,676 --> 00:29:39,577
(girls murmuring)
828
00:29:39,643 --> 00:29:40,912
Hmm.
829
00:29:40,978 --> 00:29:42,547
What'll it be, Charmaine?
830
00:29:42,613 --> 00:29:44,215
What's your talent?
831
00:29:45,817 --> 00:29:47,985
(chanting):
Show us what you got.
832
00:29:48,052 --> 00:29:49,487
Show us what you got.
833
00:29:49,554 --> 00:29:52,457
GIRLS: Show us what you got.
Show us what you got.
834
00:29:52,524 --> 00:29:55,359
Show us what you got.
Show us what you got.
835
00:29:55,426 --> 00:29:56,427
Show us what you got!
836
00:29:56,494 --> 00:29:58,796
Show us what you got!
Show us what you got!
837
00:29:58,862 --> 00:30:01,699
(chanting continues)
838
00:30:01,766 --> 00:30:04,135
Charmaine...
839
00:30:04,202 --> 00:30:05,570
Quiet!
840
00:30:05,636 --> 00:30:05,636
Quiet!
841
00:30:05,636 --> 00:30:06,671
(chanting stops)
842
00:30:06,737 --> 00:30:08,139
Ooh!
843
00:30:08,206 --> 00:30:12,710
Anyway, Charmaine's a little
under the weather right now.
844
00:30:12,777 --> 00:30:14,645
Maybe she could
do it another night.
845
00:30:14,712 --> 00:30:16,847
Oh, no, it's all
right, Big Momma.
846
00:30:16,914 --> 00:30:18,216
I got this.
847
00:30:18,283 --> 00:30:19,984
So, what'll it
be, Charmaine?
848
00:30:20,051 --> 00:30:22,620
Huh, I'm a rapper.
849
00:30:22,686 --> 00:30:24,955
I can't wait to see this.
850
00:30:25,022 --> 00:30:27,025
(microphone feedback squeals)
851
00:30:29,027 --> 00:30:32,564
Hey, uh, could somebody,
uh, give me a beat?
852
00:30:33,664 --> 00:30:35,166
(beat-boxing)
853
00:30:35,233 --> 00:30:36,301
Yeah.
854
00:30:36,367 --> 00:30:41,973
What... uh... yeah.
855
00:30:42,039 --> 00:30:44,175
♪ All my girls in the spot,
you know what's up ♪
856
00:30:44,241 --> 00:30:46,243
♪ Just chilling in the caf
for some laughs and stuff ♪
857
00:30:46,310 --> 00:30:48,312
♪ Ready to do my thing,
y'all ready or what? ♪
858
00:30:48,379 --> 00:30:51,916
♪ Show your girl some love,
huh, yeah, what. ♪
859
00:30:51,982 --> 00:30:53,384
(beat-boxing stops)
860
00:30:56,954 --> 00:30:58,923
(girls giggling, murmuring)
861
00:31:00,658 --> 00:31:01,792
Hello?
862
00:31:01,859 --> 00:31:03,394
All girls school? Hmm!
863
00:31:04,762 --> 00:31:06,297
Your girl some love.
864
00:31:13,204 --> 00:31:15,039
(playing upbeat song)
865
00:31:17,441 --> 00:31:20,411
(girls murmuring)
866
00:31:20,477 --> 00:31:22,713
♪ Don't want to give it up?
Yeah, I'm cool with that ♪
867
00:31:22,780 --> 00:31:25,016
♪ That's fine, besides,
who knew I could rap? ♪
868
00:31:25,083 --> 00:31:26,951
♪ I got skills, thrills,
plus a winning attitude ♪
869
00:31:27,018 --> 00:31:28,986
♪ I got no time
for no wack dudes ♪
870
00:31:29,053 --> 00:31:30,955
♪ You don't even know
what I got under here ♪
871
00:31:31,022 --> 00:31:34,191
♪ If you feel the same way, let
me hear you say, "Hell, yeah" ♪
872
00:31:34,258 --> 00:31:35,659
GIRLS:
♪ Hell, yeah! ♪
873
00:31:35,726 --> 00:31:37,128
(singing):
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
874
00:31:37,194 --> 00:31:39,030
♪ Oh, ain't nobody ♪
875
00:31:39,096 --> 00:31:42,032
♪ Loves me better ♪
876
00:31:42,099 --> 00:31:44,268
♪ Makes me happy ♪
877
00:31:44,335 --> 00:31:46,804
♪ Makes me feel this way ♪
878
00:31:46,870 --> 00:31:46,870
♪ Ain't nobody ♪
879
00:31:46,870 --> 00:31:48,339
(cheering)
880
00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:52,276
♪ Loves me better than you ♪
881
00:31:52,343 --> 00:31:54,344
♪ Yeah, my girl Haley
is the truth ♪
882
00:31:54,411 --> 00:31:56,347
♪ And even though I'm new,
she done made it real smooth ♪
883
00:31:56,414 --> 00:31:58,249
♪ It's kind of hard
being new on the block ♪
884
00:31:58,316 --> 00:32:00,484
♪ Especially when
you packing a supersized ♪
885
00:32:00,551 --> 00:32:03,121
♪ Badonkadonk ♪
886
00:32:03,187 --> 00:32:05,122
♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
887
00:32:05,189 --> 00:32:05,189
♪ Ain't nobody ♪
888
00:32:05,189 --> 00:32:07,225
Yeah!
889
00:32:07,291 --> 00:32:09,560
♪ Loves me better ♪
890
00:32:09,627 --> 00:32:11,596
♪ Makes me happy ♪
891
00:32:11,663 --> 00:32:13,664
♪ Makes me feel this way ♪
892
00:32:13,731 --> 00:32:15,265
♪ Ain't nobody ♪
893
00:32:15,332 --> 00:32:19,904
♪ Loves me better than you ♪
894
00:32:19,970 --> 00:32:21,405
♪ Yo, Haley,
get up on the mic ♪
895
00:32:21,472 --> 00:32:23,407
♪ Keep talking about
the guy you like ♪
896
00:32:23,474 --> 00:32:26,310
♪ First you put your
arms around me ♪
897
00:32:26,377 --> 00:32:27,879
♪ Then what else
did he do, girl? ♪
898
00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:29,814
♪ Then you put your
charms around me ♪
899
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:31,783
TRENT: ♪ Okay, but do you
think he'd be true? ♪
900
00:32:31,849 --> 00:32:33,818
HALEY: ♪ I can't resist
your sweet surrender ♪
901
00:32:33,884 --> 00:32:36,053
♪ Sounds like
a good deal to me ♪
902
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,456
♪ Oh, my nights are
warm and tender ♪
903
00:32:38,523 --> 00:32:40,257
(cheering)
904
00:32:40,324 --> 00:32:42,293
TRENT:
Come on, everybody sing!
905
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:42,360
♪ Ain't nobody ♪
906
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,395
Whoo, whoo!
907
00:32:44,462 --> 00:32:44,462
♪ Oh, nobody ♪
908
00:32:44,462 --> 00:32:45,829
♪ Loves me better ♪
909
00:32:45,896 --> 00:32:47,030
♪ Gonna love me better ♪
910
00:32:47,097 --> 00:32:49,200
♪ Makes me happy ♪
911
00:32:49,267 --> 00:32:49,267
♪ Oh, whoa, yeah ♪
912
00:32:49,267 --> 00:32:51,168
♪ Makes me feel this way ♪
913
00:32:51,235 --> 00:32:51,235
♪ Ain't nobody ♪
914
00:32:51,235 --> 00:32:53,504
♪ Nobody ♪
915
00:32:53,571 --> 00:32:53,571
♪ Loves me better ♪
916
00:32:53,571 --> 00:32:55,406
♪ Gonna love me better ♪
917
00:32:55,472 --> 00:32:58,542
♪ Gonna love me
better than you ♪
918
00:32:58,609 --> 00:33:01,879
GIRLS (chanting): Go, Momma!
Go, Momma! Go, Momma!
919
00:33:01,945 --> 00:33:05,149
Go, Momma! Go, Momma!
Go, Momma!
920
00:33:05,216 --> 00:33:09,253
Go, Momma! Go, Momma!
Go, Momma! Go, Momma!
921
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:11,355
Go, Momma!
Go, Momma!
922
00:33:11,422 --> 00:33:15,192
Go, Momma! Go, Momma!
Go, Momma! Go, Momma!
923
00:33:15,259 --> 00:33:15,259
Go Momma!
924
00:33:15,259 --> 00:33:16,226
Oh!
925
00:33:16,293 --> 00:33:18,562
(music, chanting stops)
926
00:33:18,629 --> 00:33:20,298
(groaning):
Oh...
927
00:33:20,364 --> 00:33:22,799
(girls gasping, murmuring)
928
00:33:22,866 --> 00:33:24,068
(grunts)
929
00:33:24,135 --> 00:33:25,102
Oh, my gosh!
930
00:33:25,169 --> 00:33:26,670
Big Momma, are you okay?
931
00:33:26,737 --> 00:33:26,737
You okay?
932
00:33:26,737 --> 00:33:27,838
Are you alive?
933
00:33:27,905 --> 00:33:30,641
Ain't nobody...?
934
00:33:30,708 --> 00:33:31,642
(grunts)
935
00:33:42,987 --> 00:33:44,688
MALCOLM:
Child?
936
00:33:44,755 --> 00:33:46,591
That there is no meal.
937
00:33:46,657 --> 00:33:48,426
I'm on a diet.
938
00:33:48,492 --> 00:33:50,327
Prima ballerinas
can't have any booty.
939
00:33:50,394 --> 00:33:52,063
There's a law or something.
940
00:33:52,129 --> 00:33:54,265
(chuckles): Well, yeah,
she-she looks so skinny,
941
00:33:54,331 --> 00:33:56,500
it look like she could
dodge raindrops.
942
00:33:56,567 --> 00:33:58,369
(laughter)
943
00:33:58,436 --> 00:34:00,504
Ain't no raindrops gonna...
944
00:34:00,571 --> 00:34:01,672
Oh, my God!
945
00:34:01,739 --> 00:34:03,206
Mia, what's going on?
946
00:34:03,273 --> 00:34:05,710
Delante just dumped me.
947
00:34:05,777 --> 00:34:05,777
(girls gasp)
948
00:34:05,777 --> 00:34:05,777
What?
949
00:34:05,777 --> 00:34:06,777
What?
950
00:34:06,844 --> 00:34:09,647
"Need space.
951
00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:11,281
Still friends?"
952
00:34:11,348 --> 00:34:13,350
He used the sunglasses guy.
953
00:34:13,417 --> 00:34:15,285
You know what?
He's probably just confused.
954
00:34:15,351 --> 00:34:16,586
Yeah, he's afraid of intimacy.
955
00:34:16,654 --> 00:34:18,256
He just doesn't
want to get hurt.
956
00:34:18,322 --> 00:34:18,322
You think?
957
00:34:18,322 --> 00:34:20,157
Yeah.
958
00:34:20,224 --> 00:34:21,759
Uh... can't
you girls read?
959
00:34:21,824 --> 00:34:23,393
A man needs
his space.
960
00:34:23,460 --> 00:34:25,163
It says it clearly
in black and white.
961
00:34:25,228 --> 00:34:28,065
(scoffs) Duh!
962
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,302
Oh, my God.
963
00:34:33,937 --> 00:34:36,340
Or, uh,
964
00:34:36,407 --> 00:34:39,743
he's, uh, petrified
by his passion
965
00:34:39,810 --> 00:34:41,311
and-and he,
uh, he doesn't
966
00:34:41,378 --> 00:34:43,047
know how to
deal with it.
967
00:34:43,114 --> 00:34:45,048
Girl, the sunglasses
guy means that
968
00:34:45,114 --> 00:34:46,949
he's hiding his
true emotions.
969
00:34:47,016 --> 00:34:48,552
Mm-hmm. He loves
you, girl.
970
00:34:48,619 --> 00:34:48,619
Exactly.
971
00:34:48,619 --> 00:34:49,987
Mm-hmm!
972
00:34:50,054 --> 00:34:51,989
MALCOLM:
Child,
973
00:34:52,054 --> 00:34:54,324
like my Aunt Yorima
used to say,
974
00:34:54,391 --> 00:34:56,360
it's better to be
alone with yourself
975
00:34:56,427 --> 00:34:58,929
for the rest of your life
than to be together
976
00:34:58,996 --> 00:35:01,632
with bad company for a minute.
977
00:35:01,699 --> 00:35:04,935
I'm gonna be alone
for the rest of my life?!
978
00:35:05,002 --> 00:35:06,137
Child, I did
not say that.
979
00:35:06,204 --> 00:35:06,204
(murmuring)
980
00:35:06,204 --> 00:35:07,504
No! Mia, don't
listen to her.
981
00:35:07,571 --> 00:35:09,807
Oh, my God, no, I can't,
I can't do this!
982
00:35:09,874 --> 00:35:10,908
Mia, no...
983
00:35:10,974 --> 00:35:12,743
I was trying
to give her some...
984
00:35:12,810 --> 00:35:13,944
Great job, Big Momma.
985
00:35:14,011 --> 00:35:15,613
Any other hearts
you want to break?
986
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:16,914
(growling)
987
00:35:16,981 --> 00:35:20,184
GAIL:
Ladies, quiet down, please!
988
00:35:20,251 --> 00:35:21,718
Thank you.
989
00:35:21,785 --> 00:35:23,286
I have an announcement.
990
00:35:23,353 --> 00:35:26,223
Last night, an antique
music box was stolen
991
00:35:26,289 --> 00:35:28,325
from our library's
special collection.
992
00:35:28,392 --> 00:35:30,961
Now, I know we have
a tradition of pranks.
993
00:35:31,028 --> 00:35:33,497
But this is not
stealing the mascot
994
00:35:33,563 --> 00:35:36,133
from the boys
at Saint Ignatius.
995
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:37,902
Which is still missing,
by the way.
996
00:35:37,968 --> 00:35:40,404
No, this is a crime
997
00:35:40,471 --> 00:35:43,607
against one of our own,
which will not be tolerated!
998
00:35:43,674 --> 00:35:47,445
So I strongly suggest
that the guilty party,
999
00:35:47,511 --> 00:35:51,014
or anyone who knows anything
about this, come forward.
1000
00:35:51,081 --> 00:35:54,451
Or risk immediate expulsion.
1001
00:35:54,518 --> 00:35:56,187
MALCOLM:
The music box.
1002
00:35:56,254 --> 00:35:58,155
That's what Canetti
was trying to tell you.
1003
00:35:58,222 --> 00:36:00,057
(normal voice):
What do you mean?
1004
00:36:00,124 --> 00:36:02,193
The flash drive's
in the music box.
1005
00:36:02,260 --> 00:36:04,027
Oh, right, right, right, right.
1006
00:36:04,094 --> 00:36:05,128
Come on, we're going
to the library.
1007
00:36:05,195 --> 00:36:06,864
That's where
it was stolen.
1008
00:36:06,931 --> 00:36:06,931
I just...
1009
00:36:06,931 --> 00:36:08,131
Where are you going?
1010
00:36:08,198 --> 00:36:10,034
These, these shoes!
They hurt.
1011
00:36:10,100 --> 00:36:13,036
Heels. And this-this girdle's
riding up all inside me.
1012
00:36:13,103 --> 00:36:13,103
I can't do it.
1013
00:36:13,103 --> 00:36:14,372
All right,
1014
00:36:14,438 --> 00:36:16,907
but stay in your room and
away from those girls.
1015
00:36:16,974 --> 00:36:19,309
All right.
1016
00:36:19,376 --> 00:36:21,445
Ooh, mm, I got to take a leak.
1017
00:36:27,584 --> 00:36:29,553
(grunts)
1018
00:36:29,620 --> 00:36:31,522
(panting)
1019
00:36:36,260 --> 00:36:38,061
(groans)
1020
00:36:38,128 --> 00:36:39,963
Ah, man.
1021
00:36:40,030 --> 00:36:41,665
Ooh, this thing is so tight!
1022
00:36:41,732 --> 00:36:42,700
Shoot!
1023
00:36:42,767 --> 00:36:44,368
(grunting)
1024
00:36:50,374 --> 00:36:51,641
(pee sloshing)
1025
00:36:51,708 --> 00:36:53,977
(sighs)
1026
00:36:54,044 --> 00:36:56,280
Free at last, free at last.
1027
00:36:56,347 --> 00:36:58,115
(knocking)
1028
00:36:58,182 --> 00:36:59,817
Yeah?
1029
00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:01,752
Charmaine?
1030
00:37:01,819 --> 00:37:03,787
(sloshing stops)
1031
00:37:03,854 --> 00:37:06,156
(high voice):
Um...
1032
00:37:06,223 --> 00:37:07,992
I'll be out in a second!
1033
00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:10,161
(clears throat)
1034
00:37:10,227 --> 00:37:11,929
(pee sloshing)
1035
00:37:14,030 --> 00:37:15,933
Give me... (grunts)
1036
00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:18,302
(grunting)
1037
00:37:23,607 --> 00:37:24,942
Um, are you all right in there?
1038
00:37:25,009 --> 00:37:25,976
Yeah!
1039
00:37:26,043 --> 00:37:29,213
I'm okay!
1040
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:32,283
I'll-I'll be out
there in a minute!
1041
00:37:32,350 --> 00:37:34,685
Hey, oh--
1042
00:37:34,752 --> 00:37:35,418
Damn.
1043
00:37:35,485 --> 00:37:38,589
I mean, hey, hey, Haley.
1044
00:37:38,656 --> 00:37:39,590
(chuckles)
1045
00:37:44,261 --> 00:37:47,565
Um... I hope I'm not
being too personal,
1046
00:37:47,631 --> 00:37:49,066
but have you tried Spanx?
1047
00:37:49,133 --> 00:37:51,067
Spanx?
1048
00:37:51,134 --> 00:37:52,803
You know, body shapers.
1049
00:37:52,869 --> 00:37:54,671
You know, they give you
the smoothing
1050
00:37:54,738 --> 00:37:57,774
without the-the, um,
extra padding.
1051
00:37:57,841 --> 00:37:59,743
Oh, real-- really?
1052
00:37:59,810 --> 00:38:01,312
(laughs)
1053
00:38:01,378 --> 00:38:02,712
That extra padding!
1054
00:38:02,779 --> 00:38:03,881
Hee-hee!
1055
00:38:03,948 --> 00:38:06,550
Anyway, listen, um,
they're having a thing for me
1056
00:38:06,616 --> 00:38:08,285
in the Common Room
in about 15 minutes.
1057
00:38:08,352 --> 00:38:09,353
I'd love you to come.
1058
00:38:09,419 --> 00:38:11,322
Uh, how nice of you.
1059
00:38:11,389 --> 00:38:12,423
Be great.
1060
00:38:12,489 --> 00:38:13,924
Great.
So I'll see you in a few.
1061
00:38:13,991 --> 00:38:14,991
All right.
1062
00:38:15,058 --> 00:38:16,259
Um, and wear your pj's.
1063
00:38:16,326 --> 00:38:17,394
We go comfy.
1064
00:38:17,461 --> 00:38:19,530
You certainly do.
1065
00:38:21,932 --> 00:38:23,934
♪ Let's do it ♪
1066
00:38:24,001 --> 00:38:26,037
(intro to Tone Loc's
"Wild Thing" plays)
1067
00:38:33,510 --> 00:38:36,514
(rap music playing inside)
1068
00:38:47,124 --> 00:38:49,060
♪ ♪
1069
00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:54,532
Excuse me!
1070
00:38:55,399 --> 00:38:56,333
Excuse me!
1071
00:38:56,399 --> 00:38:58,035
(music stops)
1072
00:38:58,101 --> 00:38:59,269
Hi.
1073
00:38:59,336 --> 00:39:01,872
My, my, my.
1074
00:39:01,939 --> 00:39:03,874
Ooh, Lord.
1075
00:39:03,940 --> 00:39:05,642
Hi.
1076
00:39:05,709 --> 00:39:07,678
(chuckles):
My, my, my!
1077
00:39:09,312 --> 00:39:11,081
I'm peeping one
fly Zulu queen.
1078
00:39:11,147 --> 00:39:12,116
Mm!
1079
00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:13,350
(chuckles)
1080
00:39:13,417 --> 00:39:15,686
Well, uh, the name
is Hattie Mae Pierce.
1081
00:39:15,753 --> 00:39:17,588
But everybody
calls me Big Momma.
1082
00:39:17,654 --> 00:39:19,957
Well, I'm
Kurtis Kool.
1083
00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:20,991
I make the
ladies drool.
1084
00:39:21,058 --> 00:39:22,025
(chuckles)
1085
00:39:22,092 --> 00:39:23,627
Uh, well, that's nice,
1086
00:39:23,694 --> 00:39:26,630
but I'm gonna keep
my saliva in my mouth.
1087
00:39:26,697 --> 00:39:28,065
(laughs)
1088
00:39:28,132 --> 00:39:31,635
Well, back in the day, I used
to run the ropes for Run-D.M.C.
1089
00:39:31,702 --> 00:39:33,504
You probably
recognize me from
1090
00:39:33,571 --> 00:39:34,805
my appearance in
Krush Groove.
1091
00:39:34,871 --> 00:39:37,041
I was the brother with the
dope shammy in the car wash.
1092
00:39:37,107 --> 00:39:38,642
No.
1093
00:39:38,708 --> 00:39:40,744
I had no lines,
but I was good.
1094
00:39:40,810 --> 00:39:41,778
No?
1095
00:39:41,845 --> 00:39:45,549
Well, my last tour was
with, uh, LL Cool J.
1096
00:39:45,616 --> 00:39:45,616
Mm.
1097
00:39:45,616 --> 00:39:46,717
Mm-hmm.
1098
00:39:46,784 --> 00:39:48,351
In the words of
the great master,
1099
00:39:48,418 --> 00:39:50,754
"Mama said
knock you out!"
1100
00:39:50,821 --> 00:39:53,090
(laughs, grunts
rhythmically)
1101
00:39:53,157 --> 00:39:55,192
Young man.
1102
00:39:55,258 --> 00:39:56,827
I am a woman
with grandchildren.
1103
00:39:56,894 --> 00:40:00,431
Now, I'm the new house mother
over in Pryce Hall.
1104
00:40:00,497 --> 00:40:00,497
Mm!
1105
00:40:00,497 --> 00:40:01,765
And I'm just, uh,
1106
00:40:01,831 --> 00:40:03,600
trying to get
a lay of the land.
1107
00:40:03,667 --> 00:40:06,603
I was wondering...
1108
00:40:06,670 --> 00:40:09,873
if I could get
a peek around the library.
1109
00:40:09,940 --> 00:40:13,276
Well, Kurtis Kool be
your backstage pass!
1110
00:40:13,343 --> 00:40:14,478
(laughs)
1111
00:40:14,545 --> 00:40:15,445
Oh, Kurtis Kool!
1112
00:40:15,512 --> 00:40:17,047
Let me get my key.
1113
00:40:17,114 --> 00:40:18,516
(laughs)
1114
00:40:20,417 --> 00:40:21,452
Well, all right.
1115
00:40:21,518 --> 00:40:22,753
Shed a little light.
1116
00:40:22,820 --> 00:40:24,355
You know, my momma said
big-legged women
1117
00:40:24,421 --> 00:40:25,755
gonna kill me.
1118
00:40:25,822 --> 00:40:27,124
(laughs)
1119
00:40:27,190 --> 00:40:28,958
Found my keys!
1120
00:40:29,025 --> 00:40:30,527
(laughs)
1121
00:40:30,593 --> 00:40:30,593
You ready to go?
1122
00:40:30,593 --> 00:40:31,962
Yeah.
1123
00:40:32,029 --> 00:40:32,929
Uh, this-this way?
1124
00:40:32,996 --> 00:40:34,231
Uh-huh.
1125
00:40:34,298 --> 00:40:37,635
Halle Berry ain't
got shit on you.
1126
00:40:37,701 --> 00:40:40,203
(rap music playing)
1127
00:40:40,270 --> 00:40:43,440
(girls chattering)
1128
00:40:43,507 --> 00:40:45,342
♪ Temperature rise, yeah,
we so hot ♪
1129
00:40:45,409 --> 00:40:47,077
Hello.
1130
00:40:47,144 --> 00:40:49,313
♪ All the boys, they stop and
stare, 'cause my girls got...♪
1131
00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:51,882
Ooh, Lord, I must be in heaven.
1132
00:40:51,948 --> 00:40:54,785
Who invited
America's sexiest buffalo?
1133
00:40:54,852 --> 00:40:55,986
(laughter)
1134
00:40:56,052 --> 00:40:57,053
I invited her.
1135
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:59,623
Be nice.
1136
00:41:02,159 --> 00:41:02,960
Oh, no.
1137
00:41:04,061 --> 00:41:05,629
(chuckles)
1138
00:41:05,696 --> 00:41:09,266
What we doing, sacrificing
an animal or something?
1139
00:41:09,333 --> 00:41:10,333
(mock chuckling)
1140
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:11,768
JASMINE:
We are the Divas.
1141
00:41:11,835 --> 00:41:15,305
The senior society of
GGSA's best artists.
1142
00:41:15,372 --> 00:41:16,740
This is our
inner sanctum.
1143
00:41:18,108 --> 00:41:19,009
TRENT:
Oh.
1144
00:41:19,076 --> 00:41:21,311
Can we trust her
not to narc us out?
1145
00:41:21,378 --> 00:41:22,712
I ain't no narc.
1146
00:41:22,779 --> 00:41:24,214
That's what a narc would say.
1147
00:41:24,281 --> 00:41:24,281
(girls murmur)
1148
00:41:24,281 --> 00:41:25,348
That's so true.
1149
00:41:25,415 --> 00:41:26,316
Good point.
1150
00:41:26,383 --> 00:41:27,817
Good point, girl?
1151
00:41:27,884 --> 00:41:29,086
(scoffs)
1152
00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:33,290
Let me tell you something
about Charmaine Daisy Pierce.
1153
00:41:33,356 --> 00:41:35,225
My ex-boyfriend,
right?
1154
00:41:35,292 --> 00:41:37,427
Marlo.
1155
00:41:37,494 --> 00:41:38,528
Doing a bid in Lompoc.
1156
00:41:38,595 --> 00:41:39,896
Dealing.
1157
00:41:39,963 --> 00:41:42,966
Po-po dragged me in on a
trumped-up conspiracy case.
1158
00:41:43,033 --> 00:41:46,170
Said if I testified
against him, I could walk.
1159
00:41:46,236 --> 00:41:47,471
You know what I did?
1160
00:41:47,537 --> 00:41:47,537
What?
1161
00:41:47,537 --> 00:41:47,537
What'd you do?
1162
00:41:47,537 --> 00:41:48,772
What'd you do?
1163
00:41:48,838 --> 00:41:51,041
Spent my 15th birthday
in juvie.
1164
00:41:51,107 --> 00:41:52,576
(girls gasp, murmur)
1165
00:41:52,643 --> 00:41:55,045
My birthday cake was
four lit matches and a Twinkie.
1166
00:41:55,112 --> 00:41:55,112
Twinkie?
1167
00:41:55,112 --> 00:41:55,112
Oh, my God.
1168
00:41:55,112 --> 00:41:57,280
Oh, my gosh.
1169
00:41:57,347 --> 00:41:59,783
(girls murmuring)
1170
00:41:59,850 --> 00:42:01,551
Okay, everyone. We
are assembled tonight
1171
00:42:01,618 --> 00:42:03,520
to welcome our
newest Diva.
1172
00:42:03,587 --> 00:42:05,589
Haley Robinson.
1173
00:42:05,656 --> 00:42:08,425
Stand up.
1174
00:42:08,492 --> 00:42:09,760
(clears throat)
1175
00:42:10,961 --> 00:42:13,997
This necklace
is a commitment.
1176
00:42:14,064 --> 00:42:16,733
A commitment to
your life as an artist.
1177
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,069
That you will never
give up on your friends
1178
00:42:19,136 --> 00:42:20,971
or your art.
1179
00:42:21,037 --> 00:42:22,172
Do you accept?
1180
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:23,173
I do.
1181
00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:24,742
Spin.
1182
00:42:30,113 --> 00:42:32,049
Done.
1183
00:42:32,116 --> 00:42:33,016
(applause)
1184
00:42:33,083 --> 00:42:34,584
(laughs)
1185
00:42:34,651 --> 00:42:36,486
Congratulations.
You're a Diva.
1186
00:42:36,553 --> 00:42:37,554
Uh, Jasmine?
1187
00:42:37,621 --> 00:42:39,256
Where-Where is
your, uh, necklace?
1188
00:42:39,323 --> 00:42:41,992
I'm getting the
clasp fixed.
1189
00:42:42,058 --> 00:42:43,227
Oh.
1190
00:42:43,294 --> 00:42:44,495
GIRL:
Welcome to the Divas.
1191
00:42:44,561 --> 00:42:45,896
(cheering, applause)
1192
00:42:48,965 --> 00:42:52,335
The Inaugural
Class Music Box.
1193
00:42:52,402 --> 00:42:55,572
Yeah, the first graduating
class gifted it to the school.
1194
00:42:55,639 --> 00:42:57,708
When you opened it,
it played the school song.
1195
00:42:57,775 --> 00:43:01,144
Not really worth much,
but it's sentimental.
1196
00:43:01,211 --> 00:43:02,813
Well, I can't imagine
1197
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:05,615
why anyone would
want to steal it.
1198
00:43:05,682 --> 00:43:07,984
Unless it had something
valuable inside.
1199
00:43:08,051 --> 00:43:08,852
I doubt it.
1200
00:43:08,919 --> 00:43:10,387
It's been there
for so long.
1201
00:43:10,453 --> 00:43:12,889
But between you,
me and The Kool,
1202
00:43:12,956 --> 00:43:15,092
I think the
girls lifted it.
1203
00:43:15,159 --> 00:43:17,260
You sure?
1204
00:43:17,327 --> 00:43:19,596
Look, the other night, I'm
wiping down the Reference Room,
1205
00:43:19,663 --> 00:43:22,566
I hear the girls sneak
in there, giggling.
1206
00:43:22,632 --> 00:43:24,500
I look in there,
they peaced out.
1207
00:43:24,567 --> 00:43:25,569
Mm-hmm.
1208
00:43:25,636 --> 00:43:27,504
And so is the
music box.
1209
00:43:27,570 --> 00:43:29,940
Hmm.
1210
00:43:30,007 --> 00:43:32,442
I saw a picture
of a man in your office.
1211
00:43:32,509 --> 00:43:33,643
He...
1212
00:43:33,710 --> 00:43:35,712
He look familiar.
1213
00:43:35,779 --> 00:43:38,382
My fishing buddy Tony.
1214
00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:41,251
You probably, uh,
read about it in the newspaper.
1215
00:43:41,318 --> 00:43:42,352
Anthony Canetti?
1216
00:43:42,419 --> 00:43:43,320
That's it.
1217
00:43:43,387 --> 00:43:44,888
Yeah.
1218
00:43:44,955 --> 00:43:46,423
He just left here
a couple days ago
1219
00:43:46,489 --> 00:43:48,525
for our monthly,
uh, poker game.
1220
00:43:48,592 --> 00:43:50,160
It's a damn shame.
1221
00:43:50,227 --> 00:43:51,228
Uh...
1222
00:43:53,863 --> 00:43:55,699
These bobby pins
don't stay put.
1223
00:43:55,766 --> 00:43:57,634
(both laugh)
1224
00:43:57,701 --> 00:43:59,269
Look here, Big Momma.
1225
00:43:59,336 --> 00:44:02,172
I got a couple Saint Ides
on ice back at the crib.
1226
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:03,139
Oh, no, no.
1227
00:44:03,206 --> 00:44:05,075
Big-Big Momma's
a wine cooler woman.
1228
00:44:05,142 --> 00:44:06,043
(both laugh)
1229
00:44:06,109 --> 00:44:07,711
And she's got to get
back to her girls.
1230
00:44:07,777 --> 00:44:09,813
Wait a minute.
1231
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:12,048
Even a momma bear
needs some sugar.
1232
00:44:12,115 --> 00:44:12,115
I said that's enough, now!
1233
00:44:12,115 --> 00:44:14,151
(grunts)
1234
00:44:19,689 --> 00:44:22,459
Oh, God, I forgive you
for the '90s.
1235
00:44:22,525 --> 00:44:24,595
Thank you, Jesus, for now!
1236
00:44:24,661 --> 00:44:25,762
Mm!
1237
00:44:25,829 --> 00:44:27,964
("Tambourine" by Eve playing)
1238
00:44:28,031 --> 00:44:28,031
Fashion show!
1239
00:44:28,031 --> 00:44:29,833
(girls giggling)
1240
00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:32,102
♪ Doing it big
like I live in the Taj Mahal ♪
1241
00:44:32,168 --> 00:44:34,838
♪ Talking ... I don't
get in no blahzy blah, ha ♪
1242
00:44:34,905 --> 00:44:35,872
Oh, oh, wait, oh!
1243
00:44:35,939 --> 00:44:37,074
Hey, you can wear this.
1244
00:44:37,140 --> 00:44:38,442
Ah.
1245
00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:40,110
(whooping)
1246
00:44:40,177 --> 00:44:43,480
♪ She look good always,
without a doubt ♪
1247
00:44:43,546 --> 00:44:45,848
♪ Ask for her, yes, she back
and caking out, come on ♪
1248
00:44:45,915 --> 00:44:47,317
You want to borrow some stuff?
I have this.
1249
00:44:47,384 --> 00:44:48,952
Uh, um...
1250
00:44:49,018 --> 00:44:50,687
(girls whooping,
chattering excitedly)
1251
00:44:50,754 --> 00:44:52,789
♪ Shake your tambourine, go
and get yourself a-whistling ♪
1252
00:44:52,856 --> 00:44:54,257
♪ Shake, shake, shake ♪
1253
00:44:54,324 --> 00:44:55,224
♪ E-V-E ♪
1254
00:44:55,291 --> 00:44:56,727
Oh, no.
1255
00:44:56,794 --> 00:44:58,194
♪ Look at them drooling ♪
1256
00:44:58,261 --> 00:45:00,030
♪ They ain't used to the sound,
I keep them moving ♪
1257
00:45:00,097 --> 00:45:01,798
♪ All my ladies,
put your hands in the air ♪
1258
00:45:01,865 --> 00:45:03,133
♪ It's all right now,
we gonna keep you ♪
1259
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:04,534
♪ Up on your feet
the whole night now ♪
1260
00:45:04,601 --> 00:45:07,103
♪ Pop them bottles,
yeah, drink that up, man ♪
1261
00:45:07,170 --> 00:45:09,206
♪ Got you feeling crazy,
well, that was the plan ♪
1262
00:45:09,273 --> 00:45:11,241
♪ They was waiting for me,
wasn't ready for this ♪
1263
00:45:11,308 --> 00:45:13,444
♪ He got the game sewed up,
no, I'm talking 'bout Swizz ♪
1264
00:45:13,510 --> 00:45:14,745
♪ Oh, yeah, I know
you want to fight it ♪
1265
00:45:14,812 --> 00:45:16,446
♪ But why would you try? ♪
1266
00:45:16,513 --> 00:45:18,182
♪ We got them shaking
everything from the hood... ♪
1267
00:45:18,248 --> 00:45:19,283
(music stops)
1268
00:45:19,349 --> 00:45:21,284
(girls quiet)
1269
00:45:21,351 --> 00:45:22,986
How entertaining.
1270
00:45:24,922 --> 00:45:26,556
Everybody back
to their rooms, now!
1271
00:45:26,623 --> 00:45:29,593
Oh! And by the way...
1272
00:45:29,660 --> 00:45:32,529
until the thief who stole
that music box comes forward,
1273
00:45:32,595 --> 00:45:35,465
lights out time: 8:00 p.m.
1274
00:45:35,532 --> 00:45:36,733
Bounce!
1275
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:38,401
(girls sighing)
1276
00:45:38,468 --> 00:45:40,503
Oh, don't look with the
sour faces. Let's go!
1277
00:45:40,570 --> 00:45:42,305
Don't you eyeball me, girl.
1278
00:45:42,372 --> 00:45:44,208
You just go on.
1279
00:45:44,274 --> 00:45:46,643
Don't corner-eye me!
1280
00:45:46,710 --> 00:45:48,745
We was bouncing it out.
1281
00:45:48,812 --> 00:45:50,848
You was bouncing it--
Back...!
1282
00:45:53,550 --> 00:45:55,819
TRENT (normal voice):
"Ten Ways To Snag A Guy"?
1283
00:45:55,885 --> 00:45:57,286
That'll never work.
1284
00:45:57,353 --> 00:45:58,922
(scoffs)
1285
00:46:00,757 --> 00:46:03,159
What's wrong with you?
1286
00:46:03,226 --> 00:46:05,262
I told you to stay away
from those girls.
1287
00:46:05,329 --> 00:46:07,764
I was doing
some undercover work.
1288
00:46:07,830 --> 00:46:09,132
Getting information.
1289
00:46:09,199 --> 00:46:10,333
Undercover?
1290
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:13,170
Yeah, well, that explains
you lounging in lingerie.
1291
00:46:13,236 --> 00:46:16,106
I was doing
what girls do, okay?
1292
00:46:16,173 --> 00:46:17,507
But, look,
you got to see
1293
00:46:17,574 --> 00:46:19,308
the genius of my plan.
1294
00:46:19,375 --> 00:46:20,744
(laughs)
1295
00:46:20,811 --> 00:46:21,878
Your plan?
1296
00:46:21,944 --> 00:46:23,146
Yeah. These girls--
1297
00:46:23,213 --> 00:46:25,081
they starting to think
I'm on their side.
1298
00:46:25,148 --> 00:46:26,183
Right.
1299
00:46:26,250 --> 00:46:28,151
Well, the Divas are
never gonna talk to you.
1300
00:46:28,218 --> 00:46:29,953
Not the way you
run the house.
1301
00:46:30,020 --> 00:46:34,524
Look, you think The Jackson 5
gave Papa Joe information?
1302
00:46:34,591 --> 00:46:36,627
No. Janet had
all the dirt.
1303
00:46:36,693 --> 00:46:38,061
And I'm their Janet!
1304
00:46:38,127 --> 00:46:40,764
Wait. Who the hell
are the Divas?
1305
00:46:40,831 --> 00:46:41,765
Seriously?
1306
00:46:41,832 --> 00:46:43,133
Yeah.
1307
00:46:43,199 --> 00:46:45,468
The most popular
girls in school!
1308
00:46:45,535 --> 00:46:47,837
They're the best artists--
they run this place.
1309
00:46:47,904 --> 00:46:49,339
Oh, you need me.
(chuckles)
1310
00:46:49,406 --> 00:46:52,943
Trust me,
I'm a seasoned FBI agent.
1311
00:46:53,009 --> 00:46:55,178
I've infiltrated
tougher circles
1312
00:46:55,244 --> 00:46:57,680
than a posse of
gossipy teenage girls.
1313
00:46:57,747 --> 00:47:01,218
So how about
you stick to the hiding,
1314
00:47:01,284 --> 00:47:03,186
and I'll stick
to the undercover work?
1315
00:47:03,253 --> 00:47:06,456
(high voice):
Whatever.
1316
00:47:06,523 --> 00:47:08,258
(normal voice): I was
just trying to help.
1317
00:47:08,325 --> 00:47:11,194
Please, do me a favor:
don't help.
1318
00:47:11,261 --> 00:47:12,563
Whatever!
1319
00:47:14,664 --> 00:47:17,200
Ah.
1320
00:47:17,267 --> 00:47:19,303
Where'd you find
Jasmine's necklace?
1321
00:47:22,305 --> 00:47:23,807
How'd you know
this was Jasmine's?
1322
00:47:23,874 --> 00:47:27,010
Oh... (chuckles)
you don't need me.
1323
00:47:27,077 --> 00:47:28,745
You've infiltrated
tougher circles
1324
00:47:28,811 --> 00:47:31,181
than a posse of
gossipy teenage girls.
1325
00:47:33,817 --> 00:47:36,953
Okay, uh, fine.
1326
00:47:37,020 --> 00:47:38,922
I might be able
to use your help.
1327
00:47:38,989 --> 00:47:41,959
If I help you, you
got to help me.
1328
00:47:42,025 --> 00:47:43,260
Help you what?
1329
00:47:43,327 --> 00:47:45,161
You got to sign
my contract.
1330
00:47:45,228 --> 00:47:46,729
How about I think about it?
1331
00:47:46,796 --> 00:47:47,998
(scoffs)
1332
00:47:48,065 --> 00:47:51,468
How about I go back
to reading my Cosmo?
1333
00:47:53,737 --> 00:47:55,038
Fine.
1334
00:47:56,206 --> 00:47:57,341
Fine.
1335
00:48:04,982 --> 00:48:07,084
♪ ♪
1336
00:48:14,691 --> 00:48:17,093
Nothing.
1337
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:19,229
Just hundreds
of these.
1338
00:48:26,135 --> 00:48:28,271
(over stereo): ♪ Yeah,
he's a lyrical miracle ♪
1339
00:48:28,338 --> 00:48:28,338
♪ Hey! ♪
1340
00:48:28,338 --> 00:48:29,706
♪ Baby ♪
1341
00:48:29,772 --> 00:48:32,175
♪ You know I'm hot, I get it
popping, so they saying ♪
1342
00:48:32,242 --> 00:48:33,443
Not bad.
1343
00:48:33,510 --> 00:48:33,510
♪ He's a lyrical miracle ♪
1344
00:48:33,510 --> 00:48:35,445
♪ Hey! ♪
1345
00:48:35,512 --> 00:48:37,180
Turn it off, you idiot.
1346
00:48:37,247 --> 00:48:38,415
♪ And it goes... ♪
1347
00:48:38,481 --> 00:48:39,383
(music stops)
1348
00:48:40,951 --> 00:48:42,118
Let's go.
1349
00:48:42,185 --> 00:48:43,921
I know how to find them.
1350
00:48:45,722 --> 00:48:47,890
MALCOLM:
Charmaine,
you're late for class.
1351
00:48:47,957 --> 00:48:47,957
(school bell rings)
1352
00:48:47,957 --> 00:48:49,426
Now get to ballet.
1353
00:48:49,492 --> 00:48:49,492
(piano playing gentle music)
1354
00:48:49,492 --> 00:48:51,528
Demi plie.
1355
00:48:53,964 --> 00:48:55,565
(panting)
1356
00:48:58,468 --> 00:49:00,037
Knees over the toes.
1357
00:49:00,103 --> 00:49:01,838
Ooh! (groans)
1358
00:49:01,905 --> 00:49:03,606
Chest up.
1359
00:49:03,673 --> 00:49:04,808
(grunts softly)
1360
00:49:04,875 --> 00:49:07,144
Shoulders back.
1361
00:49:07,210 --> 00:49:08,678
Out.
1362
00:49:08,745 --> 00:49:11,114
And grand plie!
1363
00:49:12,949 --> 00:49:13,950
Ooh!
1364
00:49:14,017 --> 00:49:15,018
(gasps)
1365
00:49:15,085 --> 00:49:17,286
(screaming)
1366
00:49:17,353 --> 00:49:18,622
And up.
1367
00:49:18,688 --> 00:49:19,956
I... I can't.
1368
00:49:20,023 --> 00:49:20,023
(gasps)
1369
00:49:20,023 --> 00:49:21,624
Oh!
1370
00:49:21,691 --> 00:49:21,691
Let's get into groups
for the routine.
1371
00:49:21,691 --> 00:49:24,627
(groans)
1372
00:49:24,694 --> 00:49:27,130
Jasmine, head up.
1373
00:49:27,196 --> 00:49:28,764
("Maniac" by
Michael Sembello playing)
1374
00:49:28,831 --> 00:49:30,434
Mm-hmm.
1375
00:49:36,139 --> 00:49:36,139
Four, five.
1376
00:49:36,139 --> 00:49:37,473
♪ Just a steel town girl ♪
1377
00:49:37,540 --> 00:49:37,540
♪ On a Saturday night ♪
1378
00:49:37,540 --> 00:49:40,543
...eight. One, two, three...
1379
00:49:40,610 --> 00:49:40,610
(fabric rips)
1380
00:49:40,610 --> 00:49:42,078
Ooh!
1381
00:49:42,145 --> 00:49:43,646
♪ She has danced into
the danger zone ♪
1382
00:49:43,713 --> 00:49:44,614
Get in line!
1383
00:49:44,681 --> 00:49:46,416
Stretch.
1384
00:49:46,483 --> 00:49:48,084
Good.
1385
00:49:48,151 --> 00:49:49,553
(groans, screams)
1386
00:49:49,619 --> 00:49:50,587
Ooh!
1387
00:49:50,654 --> 00:49:51,588
(screams)
1388
00:49:51,654 --> 00:49:52,689
Are you okay?
1389
00:49:52,756 --> 00:49:53,923
(gasping)
1390
00:49:53,990 --> 00:49:57,327
One, two, three, four,
five, six, sev...
1391
00:49:57,394 --> 00:49:59,529
♪ Between will
and what will be ♪
1392
00:49:59,596 --> 00:50:00,730
(panting)
1393
00:50:00,797 --> 00:50:00,797
Ooh! Sweet Jesus.
1394
00:50:00,797 --> 00:50:04,200
♪ She's a maniac, maniac ♪
1395
00:50:04,266 --> 00:50:06,703
♪ On the floor... ♪
1396
00:50:06,769 --> 00:50:08,371
Charmaine, go.
1397
00:50:08,438 --> 00:50:09,406
Uh-uh.
1398
00:50:09,472 --> 00:50:10,507
Go!
1399
00:50:10,574 --> 00:50:11,741
(panting)
1400
00:50:11,808 --> 00:50:12,876
(grunts)
1401
00:50:12,943 --> 00:50:15,011
♪ She's a maniac, maniac ♪
1402
00:50:15,078 --> 00:50:15,078
Slow down.
1403
00:50:15,078 --> 00:50:16,679
♪ On the floor... ♪
1404
00:50:16,746 --> 00:50:16,746
Watch out!
1405
00:50:16,746 --> 00:50:18,348
(girls scream)
1406
00:50:18,414 --> 00:50:18,414
(Malcolm and Trent screaming)
1407
00:50:18,414 --> 00:50:20,884
♪ Like she's never... ♪
1408
00:50:20,951 --> 00:50:22,786
(music stops, Malcolm groaning)
1409
00:50:24,787 --> 00:50:29,058
Now I know why they call
it The N-Nutcracker.
1410
00:50:29,125 --> 00:50:31,961
I was twirling.
1411
00:50:32,028 --> 00:50:34,131
(girls chattering)
1412
00:50:35,632 --> 00:50:37,133
CHIRKOFF:
Have you seen this guy?
1413
00:50:37,199 --> 00:50:37,199
No.
1414
00:50:37,199 --> 00:50:38,801
I'm looking for
this Prodi-G.
1415
00:50:38,868 --> 00:50:40,837
Have you seen him?
1416
00:50:40,903 --> 00:50:42,372
I'm a record
producer.
1417
00:50:42,438 --> 00:50:44,607
I'm very interested
in talking to him.
1418
00:50:44,674 --> 00:50:46,242
Oh, for realsie?
1419
00:50:46,309 --> 00:50:48,511
Oh, you standing before
his DJ. (laughs)
1420
00:50:48,578 --> 00:50:50,613
Yeah, and, um,
I'm his business partner.
1421
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:52,582
You're not his partner,
y-you're his hype man.
1422
00:50:52,648 --> 00:50:53,583
Whatever, man.
1423
00:50:53,650 --> 00:50:55,252
Have you seen him?
1424
00:50:55,318 --> 00:50:57,120
M.I.A. since Sunday.
1425
00:50:57,187 --> 00:50:59,422
REMBRANDT: Th-The Prodi-G--
he's been known to go
1426
00:50:59,489 --> 00:51:02,358
on personal retreats
to exorcise his demons.
1427
00:51:02,425 --> 00:51:04,394
Well, let me give
you my card.
1428
00:51:04,461 --> 00:51:06,830
If you see
him, call me.
1429
00:51:06,897 --> 00:51:06,897
Oh...
1430
00:51:06,897 --> 00:51:09,065
Then maybe we can all
do business, huh?
1431
00:51:09,131 --> 00:51:10,434
Oh, most definitely!
1432
00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:10,500
We can do business.
1433
00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:12,068
Business sounds good, baby.
1434
00:51:12,135 --> 00:51:13,503
Good. All right, take care now.
1435
00:51:13,570 --> 00:51:14,904
Business.
Business. All right.
1436
00:51:14,971 --> 00:51:17,306
Here, let me
see that card.
1437
00:51:17,373 --> 00:51:19,942
So, tell me once again,
why do I have to go to art?
1438
00:51:20,009 --> 00:51:21,344
Because you're a student here
1439
00:51:21,411 --> 00:51:23,045
and you need to
keep up your cover.
1440
00:51:23,112 --> 00:51:24,648
See, this ain't even
my type of art.
1441
00:51:24,714 --> 00:51:25,581
Just shut up!
1442
00:51:25,648 --> 00:51:26,516
(girls chattering)
1443
00:51:26,582 --> 00:51:28,551
Oh!
1444
00:51:28,618 --> 00:51:31,955
You must be our new
student, Charmaine.
1445
00:51:32,021 --> 00:51:33,123
Hey.
1446
00:51:33,190 --> 00:51:34,490
Just in time
for figure day.
1447
00:51:34,557 --> 00:51:37,560
Oh! Here's our
nude model!
1448
00:51:37,627 --> 00:51:40,396
Now, you just disrobe
whenever you feel comfortable.
1449
00:51:40,463 --> 00:51:43,366
Now, that's my
type of art.
1450
00:51:43,433 --> 00:51:46,169
(grunts)
1451
00:51:47,103 --> 00:51:49,172
Oh, no, no, no!
1452
00:51:49,238 --> 00:51:51,174
Ain't-Ain't nobody
getting naked!
1453
00:51:51,240 --> 00:51:52,675
That'd be shameful.
1454
00:51:52,742 --> 00:51:54,978
Oh, what on earth
do you mean, Big Momma?
1455
00:51:55,045 --> 00:51:55,045
Well...
1456
00:51:55,045 --> 00:51:57,547
This is a fine art class.
1457
00:51:57,613 --> 00:51:59,983
W-We're studying
the human form.
1458
00:52:00,049 --> 00:52:01,117
TRENT:
Yup.
1459
00:52:01,184 --> 00:52:02,151
That's right, Big Momma.
1460
00:52:02,218 --> 00:52:03,719
This is fine art.
1461
00:52:03,786 --> 00:52:05,922
And she is mighty fine.
1462
00:52:05,989 --> 00:52:08,825
And besides,
we're all women here.
1463
00:52:09,926 --> 00:52:10,893
Well, of course.
1464
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:11,895
Uh, I-I know that.
1465
00:52:11,961 --> 00:52:13,129
(both chuckle)
1466
00:52:13,196 --> 00:52:15,465
But-But what you're doing,
you know,
1467
00:52:15,532 --> 00:52:18,634
with this woman getting naked,
what you're doing is, um,
1468
00:52:18,701 --> 00:52:21,938
you're reinforcing a-a
terrible stereotype.
1469
00:52:22,005 --> 00:52:22,005
Really?
1470
00:52:22,005 --> 00:52:23,572
Yeah, um,
1471
00:52:23,639 --> 00:52:28,378
92.6% of the females
in this country
1472
00:52:28,445 --> 00:52:30,579
are size 12 or bigger!
1473
00:52:30,646 --> 00:52:31,614
Really?
1474
00:52:31,681 --> 00:52:32,749
Yeah!
1475
00:52:32,816 --> 00:52:35,518
Yeah, and, what, with
the media images,
1476
00:52:35,585 --> 00:52:38,154
uh, telling girls that
they won't be happy
1477
00:52:38,221 --> 00:52:40,623
unless they're a
size negative zero,
1478
00:52:40,690 --> 00:52:43,960
well, that just distorts
our body image!
1479
00:52:44,027 --> 00:52:47,163
And, uh, causes
eating disorders.
1480
00:52:47,230 --> 00:52:48,999
And-And alopecia.
1481
00:52:49,065 --> 00:52:49,065
Oh.
1482
00:52:49,065 --> 00:52:50,500
Yeah.
1483
00:52:50,567 --> 00:52:52,636
And, uh, no-no
offense, young lady,
1484
00:52:52,702 --> 00:52:55,705
but y-you got a little body
and a big-ass head!
1485
00:52:55,772 --> 00:52:56,739
Yeah.
1486
00:52:56,806 --> 00:52:59,075
The circumference on
that thing is like...
1487
00:52:59,142 --> 00:52:59,976
Oh, don't-don't,
1488
00:53:00,042 --> 00:53:01,477
don't listen to her!
1489
00:53:01,544 --> 00:53:03,145
She just having
hot flashes.
1490
00:53:03,212 --> 00:53:04,881
Go ahead, girl, show
us what you got.
1491
00:53:04,948 --> 00:53:05,882
Wait.
1492
00:53:05,949 --> 00:53:07,317
No, no, no.
1493
00:53:07,384 --> 00:53:11,688
You know... I think
I agree with Big Momma.
1494
00:53:11,755 --> 00:53:11,755
You do?
1495
00:53:11,755 --> 00:53:13,289
Yes.
1496
00:53:13,356 --> 00:53:15,291
We have never once had
a full-figured model.
1497
00:53:15,358 --> 00:53:17,160
It is, it-it...
1498
00:53:17,226 --> 00:53:18,728
it's shameful.
1499
00:53:18,795 --> 00:53:21,264
Shameful.
1500
00:53:21,330 --> 00:53:22,232
Yeah, so how about it,
Big Momma?
1501
00:53:22,299 --> 00:53:24,100
Excuse me?
1502
00:53:24,166 --> 00:53:26,903
I think you should
be our model.
1503
00:53:26,970 --> 00:53:28,337
Amen!
1504
00:53:28,404 --> 00:53:28,404
Oh.
1505
00:53:28,404 --> 00:53:30,039
(girls giggling)
1506
00:53:30,106 --> 00:53:31,641
(clears throat)
1507
00:53:31,707 --> 00:53:32,508
(radio beeps)
1508
00:53:32,575 --> 00:53:34,777
Yeah, it's all clear in here.
1509
00:53:34,844 --> 00:53:37,047
Pipes are great.
1510
00:53:37,113 --> 00:53:38,781
I think you should
be our model.
1511
00:53:38,848 --> 00:53:40,750
Big-Big Momma don't be
getting butt naked for nobody.
1512
00:53:40,817 --> 00:53:41,685
Oh, come on.
1513
00:53:41,751 --> 00:53:42,985
No, I don't get
down like that!
1514
00:53:43,052 --> 00:53:43,986
You're beautiful!
1515
00:53:44,053 --> 00:53:45,088
I know I'm beautiful,
1516
00:53:45,154 --> 00:53:46,289
but I don't get
down like that.
1517
00:53:46,355 --> 00:53:46,355
Oh, please?
1518
00:53:46,355 --> 00:53:48,258
No.
1519
00:53:48,324 --> 00:53:50,393
(classical music playing)
1520
00:54:00,937 --> 00:54:02,706
♪ ♪
1521
00:54:08,844 --> 00:54:12,081
I need more pastels.
1522
00:54:12,148 --> 00:54:14,884
I need a huge canvas.
1523
00:54:14,951 --> 00:54:16,385
Excuse me,
1524
00:54:16,452 --> 00:54:19,122
but shouldn't I be
eating some grapes
1525
00:54:19,189 --> 00:54:21,124
or a cheeseburger or something?
1526
00:54:21,190 --> 00:54:23,326
You are an inspiration
just as you are.
1527
00:54:23,393 --> 00:54:25,028
Okay, class.
1528
00:54:25,094 --> 00:54:27,096
It's time for a new pose.
1529
00:54:27,163 --> 00:54:29,699
Artists, grab a new canvas.
1530
00:54:29,766 --> 00:54:31,667
Big Momma?
1531
00:54:31,734 --> 00:54:35,071
Oh, okay, well, um,
how about that one right there?
1532
00:54:35,138 --> 00:54:36,739
Very good.
1533
00:54:36,806 --> 00:54:38,975
Now, if you'd kindly
just drop the sheet.
1534
00:54:39,042 --> 00:54:40,410
Say what?
1535
00:54:40,476 --> 00:54:42,412
Don't be shy.
1536
00:54:42,479 --> 00:54:45,648
Like you said, these girls need
1537
00:54:45,715 --> 00:54:46,616
role models.
1538
00:54:46,683 --> 00:54:48,018
Well, I got a lot of rolls,
1539
00:54:48,084 --> 00:54:49,919
but they're not exactly
the kind you want to...
1540
00:54:49,986 --> 00:54:52,822
Oh, come on, Big Momma,
let it all hang out.
1541
00:54:52,889 --> 00:54:56,092
Ooh, no, now, you don't want it
to all hang out now!
1542
00:54:56,159 --> 00:54:58,260
Show us what
a real woman looks like!
1543
00:54:58,327 --> 00:54:59,562
Ooh! Oh!
1544
00:54:59,629 --> 00:54:59,629
(alarm blaring)
1545
00:54:59,629 --> 00:55:01,597
Y'all! Hurry up, it's a fire!
1546
00:55:01,664 --> 00:55:01,664
(clamoring)
1547
00:55:01,664 --> 00:55:03,066
Get out of here!
1548
00:55:03,133 --> 00:55:04,400
It's a fire!
Girl, your hair,
1549
00:55:04,467 --> 00:55:05,835
your hair gonna crimp up
if it catch on fire!
1550
00:55:05,901 --> 00:55:07,403
Yeah, I'm gonna let
1551
00:55:07,470 --> 00:55:10,072
the students and staff
know, uh, the status.
1552
00:55:10,139 --> 00:55:11,474
(girls murmuring)
1553
00:55:11,540 --> 00:55:13,109
False alarm, ladies!
1554
00:55:13,176 --> 00:55:15,945
Back to class,
back to class!
1555
00:55:16,012 --> 00:55:17,380
Hello,
1556
00:55:17,447 --> 00:55:20,316
Big Momma.
1557
00:55:20,383 --> 00:55:21,717
(grunts loudly)
1558
00:55:21,784 --> 00:55:23,987
Wrapped in that sheet,
you look like Aphrodite.
1559
00:55:24,053 --> 00:55:26,289
More like the centerfold
for Thick and Juicy.
1560
00:55:26,355 --> 00:55:26,355
(chuckles)
1561
00:55:26,355 --> 00:55:27,857
Kurtis Kool,
1562
00:55:27,924 --> 00:55:27,924
Mm-hmm?
1563
00:55:27,924 --> 00:55:29,893
meet my great
niece, Charmaine.
1564
00:55:29,959 --> 00:55:31,094
How you doing, Charmaine?
1565
00:55:31,161 --> 00:55:32,294
A little tip
about Big Momma.
1566
00:55:32,361 --> 00:55:32,361
Mm-hmm?
1567
00:55:32,361 --> 00:55:33,363
The more she resists,
1568
00:55:33,429 --> 00:55:34,397
the more she
wants you.
1569
00:55:34,464 --> 00:55:36,131
With those
Beyonce thighs
1570
00:55:36,198 --> 00:55:37,634
and them Rihanna eye...
1571
00:55:37,700 --> 00:55:37,700
Get it!
1572
00:55:37,700 --> 00:55:39,535
Oh, Big Momma!
1573
00:55:39,602 --> 00:55:39,602
Big Momma!
1574
00:55:39,602 --> 00:55:40,870
Big Momma!
1575
00:55:40,937 --> 00:55:42,305
(panting):
It's Mia, it's Mia, okay.
1576
00:55:42,372 --> 00:55:43,439
She says she's gonna
kill herself.
1577
00:55:43,506 --> 00:55:44,507
She's saying
she gonna kill herself.
1578
00:55:44,574 --> 00:55:45,775
What you talking?
That's terrible!
1579
00:55:45,842 --> 00:55:46,609
Yeah.
1580
00:55:46,676 --> 00:55:48,077
I got to
get dressed.
1581
00:55:48,144 --> 00:55:48,144
Come on.
1582
00:55:48,144 --> 00:55:49,178
Hurry!
1583
00:55:49,245 --> 00:55:50,814
Come on, it's Mia!
1584
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:53,283
Mm! Beautiful thing.
1585
00:55:53,349 --> 00:55:55,084
Boom,
shaka-laka-laka,
1586
00:55:55,151 --> 00:55:56,285
boom, shaka-laka-laka!
1587
00:55:56,352 --> 00:55:58,188
It's Kurtis.
I'm out front.
1588
00:55:58,254 --> 00:55:59,422
HALEY:
Charmaine.
1589
00:55:59,488 --> 00:56:01,357
Do you have a free period?
1590
00:56:01,423 --> 00:56:02,791
Uh, I do now.
1591
00:56:02,858 --> 00:56:04,127
Good, you can come
shopping with me.
1592
00:56:04,194 --> 00:56:06,629
Okay. All right.
1593
00:56:06,696 --> 00:56:07,864
All right, all right.
1594
00:56:07,931 --> 00:56:09,498
I had to get dressed!
1595
00:56:09,565 --> 00:56:11,834
What is all this-- Ooh!
1596
00:56:11,901 --> 00:56:13,203
Blood!
1597
00:56:13,269 --> 00:56:14,637
Did anyone call 911?
1598
00:56:14,704 --> 00:56:14,704
Oh, oh, look.
1599
00:56:14,704 --> 00:56:16,706
Mia?
1600
00:56:17,774 --> 00:56:17,774
(gasps)
1601
00:56:17,774 --> 00:56:17,774
Oh!
1602
00:56:17,774 --> 00:56:19,508
Oh, my God.
1603
00:56:19,575 --> 00:56:21,811
You told me she was
gonna kill herself.
1604
00:56:21,877 --> 00:56:23,245
I want to die!
1605
00:56:23,312 --> 00:56:24,580
You have too much
to live for.
1606
00:56:24,646 --> 00:56:25,781
All right, now calm down.
1607
00:56:25,848 --> 00:56:27,183
Tell Big Momma what happened.
1608
00:56:27,249 --> 00:56:29,619
We bought hair dye
at Walgreen's
1609
00:56:29,686 --> 00:56:31,954
and the directions
were in Spanish!
1610
00:56:32,021 --> 00:56:33,556
She takes French.
1611
00:56:33,623 --> 00:56:37,026
Child, don't you know cheap
hair dye is like an old man?
1612
00:56:37,092 --> 00:56:39,696
It don't last long
and it marks up the furniture!
1613
00:56:39,762 --> 00:56:41,264
Well, I thought
if I looked different,
1614
00:56:41,331 --> 00:56:43,432
Delante would fall
back in love with me.
1615
00:56:43,499 --> 00:56:45,134
Well, you-you look different,
all right.
1616
00:56:45,201 --> 00:56:46,669
But, now, listen.
1617
00:56:46,735 --> 00:56:48,438
He's got to love you
for all the stuff
1618
00:56:48,504 --> 00:56:49,572
you can't buy in no store.
1619
00:56:49,639 --> 00:56:50,807
And if he don't,
1620
00:56:50,874 --> 00:56:54,076
then don't change yourself,
change your man.
1621
00:56:54,143 --> 00:56:54,143
Huh?
1622
00:56:54,143 --> 00:56:55,344
Oh.
1623
00:56:55,411 --> 00:56:56,311
We feeling the deepness?
1624
00:56:56,378 --> 00:56:57,179
Mm-hmm.
1625
00:56:57,246 --> 00:56:58,581
Huh? Think about that.
1626
00:57:02,151 --> 00:57:03,719
What about my hair?
1627
00:57:03,786 --> 00:57:05,488
Oh, well, that's got to go.
1628
00:57:05,555 --> 00:57:07,690
Yeah, we gonna wash that fella
right out your hair.
1629
00:57:09,558 --> 00:57:11,628
(pop music playing)
1630
00:57:13,562 --> 00:57:15,031
Ew, not that.
1631
00:57:15,097 --> 00:57:16,031
Definitely not that! Ugh.
1632
00:57:16,098 --> 00:57:16,999
(gasps)
1633
00:57:17,066 --> 00:57:19,168
This.
1634
00:57:19,235 --> 00:57:20,736
Mm-mm.
I'm not sure that's me.
1635
00:57:20,803 --> 00:57:20,803
You know?
1636
00:57:20,803 --> 00:57:22,205
I know it's you.
1637
00:57:22,272 --> 00:57:24,173
Trust me.
1638
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:26,176
(gasps)
1639
00:57:31,113 --> 00:57:34,684
Oh, uh, girl, uh,
y-you want this one?
1640
00:57:34,750 --> 00:57:36,686
What do you mean?
We're sharing.
1641
00:57:37,887 --> 00:57:39,121
(chuckles)
1642
00:57:39,188 --> 00:57:42,058
♪ Flames are burning
in the jungle ♪
1643
00:57:42,124 --> 00:57:44,194
♪ We ain't gonna put them out,
no, 'cause we like... ♪
1644
00:57:44,260 --> 00:57:46,529
What are you waiting for?
Take your clothes off.
1645
00:57:48,931 --> 00:57:49,999
Oh.
1646
00:57:50,066 --> 00:57:51,301
(chuckles)
1647
00:57:51,367 --> 00:57:52,735
♪ Yeah, yeah, we like it hot ♪
1648
00:57:52,802 --> 00:57:53,836
(coughs)
1649
00:57:53,903 --> 00:57:55,171
(laughs)
1650
00:57:55,238 --> 00:57:56,672
Uh...
1651
00:57:56,739 --> 00:57:57,674
girl, something just came up!
1652
00:57:57,740 --> 00:57:58,675
I'll be right back!
1653
00:57:58,741 --> 00:57:59,976
I'll be right back!
1654
00:58:00,042 --> 00:58:00,042
(clattering)
1655
00:58:00,042 --> 00:58:00,877
Ooh!
1656
00:58:00,943 --> 00:58:00,943
(music stops)
1657
00:58:00,943 --> 00:58:03,479
Uh, are you okay?
1658
00:58:03,546 --> 00:58:05,181
Uh, I'm all right!
1659
00:58:05,248 --> 00:58:07,349
(clattering)
1660
00:58:07,416 --> 00:58:08,985
(groans)
1661
00:58:09,052 --> 00:58:10,619
MALCOLM:
Ain't nothing feel better
1662
00:58:10,686 --> 00:58:12,488
than washing a bad man
out of your hair.
1663
00:58:12,555 --> 00:58:14,057
My own big momma
used to mix up
1664
00:58:14,123 --> 00:58:16,960
Selsun Blue
with industrial cleanser.
1665
00:58:18,894 --> 00:58:20,462
Oh!
1666
00:58:20,529 --> 00:58:22,365
There we go.
1667
00:58:22,432 --> 00:58:23,866
Vaseline?
1668
00:58:23,933 --> 00:58:25,835
God's gift to black people.
1669
00:58:25,901 --> 00:58:27,837
Ashy coming out
of the bathtub?
1670
00:58:27,904 --> 00:58:30,206
Baby's got a
diaper rash?
1671
00:58:30,273 --> 00:58:32,642
Your hair look like it
just took a mug shot?
1672
00:58:32,709 --> 00:58:32,709
Just rub it in!
1673
00:58:32,709 --> 00:58:34,210
What is she doing?
1674
00:58:34,277 --> 00:58:35,278
There.
1675
00:58:35,345 --> 00:58:38,781
Watch me work
my magic now.
1676
00:58:38,848 --> 00:58:40,783
Voila!
1677
00:58:44,387 --> 00:58:44,387
There you go.
1678
00:58:44,387 --> 00:58:46,221
(girls gasp, murmur)
1679
00:58:46,288 --> 00:58:47,690
(laughs)
1680
00:58:47,757 --> 00:58:49,325
You're a genius!
1681
00:58:49,392 --> 00:58:51,527
Ooh! Thank you!
1682
00:58:51,594 --> 00:58:53,963
I just brought the
beauty outside.
1683
00:58:54,930 --> 00:58:58,734
Uh, come over
here for a second
1684
00:58:58,801 --> 00:59:02,405
and let Big Momma
get to talk with you.
1685
00:59:02,471 --> 00:59:05,608
Now, tell me what you know
about the missing music box.
1686
00:59:07,643 --> 00:59:09,344
Okay, well,
you didn't hear this from me,
1687
00:59:09,411 --> 00:59:10,613
but-but Jasmine and Isabelle--
1688
00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:12,482
I heard them say
they're meeting someone
1689
00:59:12,548 --> 00:59:14,050
near the library tonight.
1690
00:59:14,117 --> 00:59:15,251
With what?
1691
00:59:15,318 --> 00:59:16,785
Don't know.
1692
00:59:16,852 --> 00:59:18,721
But I heard them say
that Isabelle's gonna
1693
00:59:18,787 --> 00:59:20,723
bring it in her bag.
1694
00:59:24,059 --> 00:59:26,062
(people chattering,
rap music playing)
1695
00:59:30,366 --> 00:59:31,634
(chuckles)
1696
00:59:31,700 --> 00:59:33,002
You look
awesome, girl.
1697
00:59:33,068 --> 00:59:34,337
Oh!
1698
00:59:34,403 --> 00:59:35,904
Back at you, H-bomb.
1699
00:59:35,971 --> 00:59:37,273
(laughs)
1700
00:59:37,339 --> 00:59:39,308
Yo, Robinson.
1701
00:59:39,375 --> 00:59:41,410
Delante.
1702
00:59:41,476 --> 00:59:42,378
Looking fine today, Haley.
1703
00:59:42,445 --> 00:59:43,545
Yes, she is!
1704
00:59:43,612 --> 00:59:44,813
How about we hang out
after your big show?
1705
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:46,382
You just broke up with Mia.
1706
00:59:46,448 --> 00:59:48,384
Help me heal.
1707
00:59:48,451 --> 00:59:49,551
Give me some.
(chuckles)
1708
00:59:49,618 --> 00:59:51,788
Come on.
1709
00:59:51,854 --> 00:59:54,357
I.M. me,
if you change your mind.
1710
00:59:55,557 --> 00:59:57,627
Ugh! Those guys
are such tools.
1711
00:59:57,693 --> 00:59:57,693
Right?
1712
00:59:57,693 --> 00:59:59,228
Mm.
1713
00:59:59,295 --> 01:00:01,630
So, you got, like, a
boyfriend or anything?
1714
01:00:01,697 --> 01:00:03,399
Mm, no way.
1715
01:00:03,466 --> 01:00:04,700
I'm beginning to think
1716
01:00:04,767 --> 01:00:06,569
the guy I'm looking for
doesn't really exist.
1717
01:00:06,636 --> 01:00:08,037
(chuckles)
1718
01:00:08,103 --> 01:00:09,371
How about you?
1719
01:00:09,438 --> 01:00:10,973
Oh, no, girl.
(chuckles)
1720
01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:14,210
The guy for me definitely
does not exist.
1721
01:00:14,276 --> 01:00:15,711
You know what?
1722
01:00:15,778 --> 01:00:18,114
I think I got somebody to
hook you up with, girl.
1723
01:00:18,181 --> 01:00:18,181
Really?
1724
01:00:18,181 --> 01:00:19,282
Yep.
1725
01:00:19,348 --> 01:00:20,483
Who?
1726
01:00:20,550 --> 01:00:22,385
He's my cousin.
His name is Trent.
1727
01:00:22,451 --> 01:00:24,319
Hottie, buff, right?
1728
01:00:24,386 --> 01:00:25,321
Mm-hmm.
1729
01:00:25,387 --> 01:00:26,556
He's our age.
1730
01:00:26,623 --> 01:00:27,690
Plus, he's, like, a
hip-hop lyrical miracle.
1731
01:00:27,757 --> 01:00:28,758
You probably seen him
1732
01:00:28,825 --> 01:00:29,759
performing down
at the Promenade.
1733
01:00:29,825 --> 01:00:31,160
He goes by the
name of the, uh...
1734
01:00:31,227 --> 01:00:32,294
Ugh, the Prodi-G?
1735
01:00:32,361 --> 01:00:33,796
Yeah, yeah! Yeah, yeah!
1736
01:00:33,863 --> 01:00:35,264
Thinks he's all that
and then some?
1737
01:00:35,330 --> 01:00:37,233
I mean, talks about himself
in the third person
1738
01:00:37,299 --> 01:00:40,670
and thinks that every girl
on the planet is after him?
1739
01:00:40,737 --> 01:00:42,005
I mean, I don't
actually...
1740
01:00:42,071 --> 01:00:43,639
I mean, no offense, Charmaine,
but your cousin is
1741
01:00:43,706 --> 01:00:45,641
the last kind of guy
I'd ever hook up with.
1742
01:00:45,708 --> 01:00:47,176
(laughs)
1743
01:00:47,242 --> 01:00:49,478
(forced laugh)
1744
01:00:49,545 --> 01:00:51,080
Ew, the Prodi-G.
1745
01:00:55,417 --> 01:00:58,387
So, uh, um...
1746
01:00:58,454 --> 01:01:00,189
what is your type?
1747
01:01:00,255 --> 01:01:02,158
He's artistic.
1748
01:01:02,225 --> 01:01:03,826
Sensitive.
1749
01:01:03,893 --> 01:01:05,862
Interested in people
besides himself.
1750
01:01:05,928 --> 01:01:07,763
Mm.
1751
01:01:07,829 --> 01:01:10,366
And he likes long...
1752
01:01:10,433 --> 01:01:13,469
sweet, slow,
lingering kisses.
1753
01:01:13,536 --> 01:01:16,305
Ooh... damn.
1754
01:01:16,372 --> 01:01:17,439
Damn!
1755
01:01:17,506 --> 01:01:18,874
What?
1756
01:01:18,940 --> 01:01:20,376
Are you making fun of me?
1757
01:01:20,442 --> 01:01:21,410
Oh, no, girl.
1758
01:01:21,477 --> 01:01:22,711
No, I'm saying it's...
1759
01:01:22,778 --> 01:01:24,413
That's exactly Trent.
Mm-hmm.
1760
01:01:24,479 --> 01:01:26,848
I mean, sure, he can be
all puffed up on the outside,
1761
01:01:26,915 --> 01:01:28,584
but once you get to know him,
I'm saying,
1762
01:01:28,651 --> 01:01:29,618
he's a real sweetheart.
1763
01:01:29,685 --> 01:01:29,685
Mm...
1764
01:01:29,685 --> 01:01:30,887
I mean, you guys would,
1765
01:01:30,953 --> 01:01:33,455
like, be a-a couple!
1766
01:01:33,522 --> 01:01:35,591
Oh, he was thinking about
going to the Showcase tomorrow.
1767
01:01:35,658 --> 01:01:36,992
Maybe you guys can
hook up, you know,
1768
01:01:37,059 --> 01:01:38,427
after the dance tomorrow night.
1769
01:01:38,494 --> 01:01:39,428
Mm, I don't know.
1770
01:01:39,495 --> 01:01:40,762
Can I meet him before?
1771
01:01:40,829 --> 01:01:41,898
(laughs):
No!
1772
01:01:41,964 --> 01:01:43,399
It's tomorrow night.
1773
01:01:43,465 --> 01:01:44,600
Hmm.
1774
01:01:44,667 --> 01:01:46,703
Well, how about
tonight, then?
1775
01:01:48,971 --> 01:01:50,406
Oh, he'll be there.
1776
01:01:50,473 --> 01:01:51,708
Good.
1777
01:01:54,644 --> 01:01:56,112
(Malcolm grunts)
1778
01:01:56,178 --> 01:01:58,514
(normal voice):
Eh, just Kurtis Kool.
1779
01:01:58,581 --> 01:02:00,282
Let me see.
1780
01:02:00,349 --> 01:02:01,383
What's wrong with you?
1781
01:02:01,450 --> 01:02:03,185
Your life's in danger,
and what do you do?
1782
01:02:03,252 --> 01:02:04,253
You go shopping?
1783
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:06,822
Look, shopping is
a very big deal for girls.
1784
01:02:06,889 --> 01:02:08,124
You know, it's like
their sports.
1785
01:02:08,191 --> 01:02:09,859
If they ain't doing it,
they're talking about it.
1786
01:02:09,925 --> 01:02:12,228
Comparing stats,
tracking sales.
1787
01:02:12,294 --> 01:02:13,596
It's like a fantasy league,
you know?
1788
01:02:13,663 --> 01:02:16,398
So help me, Trent, if you
falling for that Haley girl...
1789
01:02:16,465 --> 01:02:17,833
Look, I'm-I'm not,
I'm not going for Haley.
1790
01:02:17,900 --> 01:02:18,934
I mean, I don't-- No.
1791
01:02:19,001 --> 01:02:20,369
She's not my type.
1792
01:02:20,436 --> 01:02:21,804
Good.
1793
01:02:24,473 --> 01:02:25,874
Okay, so why don't
1794
01:02:25,941 --> 01:02:28,277
we just go down there
and intercept it?
1795
01:02:28,344 --> 01:02:30,846
No, not yet.
Surveillance is a waiting game.
1796
01:02:30,913 --> 01:02:33,149
We can't do anything
that could blow our cover.
1797
01:02:33,216 --> 01:02:35,217
Besides, if Mia is spinning us,
1798
01:02:35,284 --> 01:02:37,653
let's just hope that
if it is the music box,
1799
01:02:37,719 --> 01:02:39,655
that the flash drive's
still inside it.
1800
01:02:39,722 --> 01:02:42,692
Oh, okay.
1801
01:02:42,758 --> 01:02:45,661
Ah, so we just wait here.
1802
01:02:45,728 --> 01:02:48,765
(humming "Papa Was
A Rolling Stone")
1803
01:02:52,168 --> 01:02:54,703
Wait a minute,
is that The Tempts?
1804
01:02:54,770 --> 01:02:56,972
Not too old
school for you?
1805
01:02:57,039 --> 01:02:58,140
No, actually I was
1806
01:02:58,207 --> 01:02:59,875
thinking about
sampling it for my mix tape.
1807
01:02:59,942 --> 01:03:01,777
Can you sing it?
1808
01:03:01,844 --> 01:03:03,946
I'd rather hum.
1809
01:03:04,012 --> 01:03:06,082
I mean, but if you sing it,
I can catch a vibe.
1810
01:03:06,148 --> 01:03:06,148
And I can have a dope
mix tape
1811
01:03:06,148 --> 01:03:07,883
(song playing)
1812
01:03:07,950 --> 01:03:09,685
with some old school jams
on there.
1813
01:03:09,751 --> 01:03:11,119
Then we can, like...
1814
01:03:11,186 --> 01:03:12,955
A'ight.
1815
01:03:13,022 --> 01:03:15,357
♪ Papa was a
rolling stone ♪
1816
01:03:15,424 --> 01:03:17,160
(grunting rhythmically)
1817
01:03:17,226 --> 01:03:20,195
♪ Wherever he laid his
hat was his home ♪
1818
01:03:20,262 --> 01:03:24,033
♪ What, and I'm so fly,
but I get it from my fam ♪
1819
01:03:24,100 --> 01:03:26,402
♪ And we in the place,
and we on the case ♪
1820
01:03:26,469 --> 01:03:28,337
♪ Vibing out to
a old school jam. ♪
1821
01:03:28,404 --> 01:03:29,671
(both laugh)
1822
01:03:29,738 --> 01:03:29,738
I like that.
1823
01:03:29,738 --> 01:03:31,407
You see that?
1824
01:03:31,474 --> 01:03:33,942
I like how you put the little
new school with the old school.
1825
01:03:34,009 --> 01:03:35,211
I, see, I could
feel that.
1826
01:03:35,278 --> 01:03:36,912
I could, I could
jam to that.
1827
01:03:36,979 --> 01:03:39,315
I could, you know, do
this little thing I do.
1828
01:03:39,381 --> 01:03:41,050
Okay, well, now
what's that? Hold up.
1829
01:03:41,117 --> 01:03:42,451
Oh, a little something
I used to do
1830
01:03:42,518 --> 01:03:44,152
back in the day
called the Cleveland Shuffle.
1831
01:03:44,219 --> 01:03:44,219
Yeah, yeah...
1832
01:03:44,219 --> 01:03:45,454
Oh, no, I-I need that.
1833
01:03:45,521 --> 01:03:45,521
Come on.
1834
01:03:45,521 --> 01:03:47,223
Yeah, well, it's
two to the right.
1835
01:03:47,290 --> 01:03:47,290
Okay.
1836
01:03:47,290 --> 01:03:49,191
Uhh! Two to the left.
1837
01:03:49,257 --> 01:03:49,257
Mm-hmm.
1838
01:03:49,257 --> 01:03:50,960
Uhh! Now freak with it.
1839
01:03:51,027 --> 01:03:51,027
Freak with it.
1840
01:03:51,027 --> 01:03:52,261
Freak with it. Uhh!
1841
01:03:52,327 --> 01:03:54,396
Freak with it,
freak with it, ow.
1842
01:03:54,463 --> 01:03:54,463
Kick.
1843
01:03:54,463 --> 01:03:55,798
Kick. Okay.
1844
01:03:55,864 --> 01:03:56,832
Now you get your spin on.
1845
01:03:56,899 --> 01:03:56,899
Uh-huh.
1846
01:03:56,899 --> 01:03:58,000
Right?
1847
01:03:58,066 --> 01:03:58,066
Right? You bring it back.
1848
01:03:58,066 --> 01:03:59,702
Okay.
1849
01:03:59,769 --> 01:04:01,871
Bow! Then you
freak with it.
1850
01:04:01,938 --> 01:04:01,938
Freak with it.
1851
01:04:01,938 --> 01:04:02,872
Freak with it.
1852
01:04:02,939 --> 01:04:02,939
That's right.
1853
01:04:02,939 --> 01:04:04,006
Freak with it.
1854
01:04:04,072 --> 01:04:05,274
That's right, and
your arms got to be
1855
01:04:05,340 --> 01:04:06,576
like, like in a little
T. rex position.
1856
01:04:06,642 --> 01:04:06,642
Okay. Like this.
1857
01:04:06,642 --> 01:04:08,410
Yeah, so a li'l
somethin'...
1858
01:04:08,477 --> 01:04:09,678
Now freak with it.
1859
01:04:09,745 --> 01:04:11,013
So it's like
the Soulja Boy, right?
1860
01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:12,281
Oh, no, no, no.
1861
01:04:12,347 --> 01:04:14,016
Soulja Boy,
that's a little hop thing.
1862
01:04:14,082 --> 01:04:15,217
I-I know
what you talking about,
1863
01:04:15,284 --> 01:04:16,519
but that's a little hop thing.
1864
01:04:16,586 --> 01:04:16,586
This is, this is...
1865
01:04:16,586 --> 01:04:18,154
This is more like this?
1866
01:04:18,220 --> 01:04:19,321
Yeah, no, this is Tempts.
1867
01:04:19,388 --> 01:04:20,756
You know, this is
when th-them boys was...
1868
01:04:20,822 --> 01:04:20,822
I like that.
1869
01:04:20,822 --> 01:04:22,257
You know... ♪ Ooh! ♪
1870
01:04:22,324 --> 01:04:22,324
You know, that kind of thing.
1871
01:04:22,324 --> 01:04:23,859
Okay.
1872
01:04:23,926 --> 01:04:26,295
So, you know, that's why I like
doing this move, 'cause it's--
1873
01:04:26,362 --> 01:04:26,362
You know what I mean?
1874
01:04:26,362 --> 01:04:27,496
Uh-huh.
1875
01:04:27,562 --> 01:04:28,731
It's not that complicated.
1876
01:04:28,798 --> 01:04:30,432
(laughs): Whoa!
1877
01:04:30,499 --> 01:04:33,069
Yeah!
1878
01:04:33,869 --> 01:04:35,137
Wait, what's up?
1879
01:04:35,204 --> 01:04:37,406
MALCOLM:
There are the girls.
1880
01:04:37,473 --> 01:04:38,440
All right.
1881
01:04:38,507 --> 01:04:40,643
Chirkoff must have
gotten to Kurtis Kool,
1882
01:04:40,709 --> 01:04:42,978
and Kurtis Kool got the girls
to steal the music box.
1883
01:04:43,045 --> 01:04:43,979
I can't believe that.
1884
01:04:44,046 --> 01:04:45,447
All right, look.
1885
01:04:45,514 --> 01:04:47,483
Trent, get back in that dress,
all right?
Mm-hmm.
1886
01:04:47,550 --> 01:04:48,684
I'm gonna
check it out.
1887
01:04:48,751 --> 01:04:48,751
Okay.
1888
01:04:48,751 --> 01:04:50,586
A'ight.
1889
01:04:58,894 --> 01:05:00,897
(record scratching,
soul music playing)
1890
01:05:05,667 --> 01:05:07,570
♪ Hey! ♪
1891
01:05:07,636 --> 01:05:09,505
♪ All right ♪
1892
01:05:12,475 --> 01:05:14,709
♪ Come on now ♪
1893
01:05:14,776 --> 01:05:17,379
♪ You're out of sight ♪
1894
01:05:17,446 --> 01:05:21,283
♪ You got to give me
just what I need ♪
1895
01:05:21,349 --> 01:05:23,452
♪ That sweet,
special something ♪
1896
01:05:23,519 --> 01:05:26,122
♪ That brings a man
to his knees ♪
1897
01:05:26,188 --> 01:05:28,924
♪ I like it easy,
I like it nice and slow ♪
1898
01:05:28,991 --> 01:05:29,859
KURTIS:
Boo.
1899
01:05:29,925 --> 01:05:31,359
Oh!
1900
01:05:31,426 --> 01:05:33,462
(laughs)
1901
01:05:33,529 --> 01:05:35,931
Wow, a security
guard with stalkers.
1902
01:05:35,998 --> 01:05:38,467
I-I'm a curious woman.
1903
01:05:38,534 --> 01:05:39,368
Why don't you come
1904
01:05:39,435 --> 01:05:41,403
and throw back
some juice with me?
1905
01:05:41,470 --> 01:05:44,573
Let me satisfy
that curiosity.
1906
01:05:47,576 --> 01:05:48,677
Well, all right.
1907
01:05:48,744 --> 01:05:49,912
A little juice.
1908
01:05:49,978 --> 01:05:51,213
It's this way?
1909
01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:53,182
Mm-hmm.
1910
01:05:53,249 --> 01:05:55,217
♪ It's the way I want it ♪
1911
01:05:55,283 --> 01:05:58,086
♪ Baby, that's the way it is ♪
1912
01:05:58,153 --> 01:05:59,855
♪ My body's strong... ♪
1913
01:05:59,922 --> 01:06:03,392
("I Can Change"
by Jack Miz playing)
1914
01:06:03,458 --> 01:06:03,458
♪ I know ♪
1915
01:06:03,458 --> 01:06:05,027
♪ I know ♪
1916
01:06:05,094 --> 01:06:05,094
♪ Baby ♪
1917
01:06:05,094 --> 01:06:05,994
♪ Baby ♪
1918
01:06:06,061 --> 01:06:07,897
Hey, you seen a girl...?
1919
01:06:07,963 --> 01:06:10,265
Oh. Okay. Thank you.
1920
01:06:10,332 --> 01:06:12,401
(people chattering quietly)
1921
01:06:14,770 --> 01:06:16,973
WAITRESS: Is there anything else
I can get you?
1922
01:06:18,907 --> 01:06:19,841
(sniffs)
1923
01:06:19,908 --> 01:06:21,043
Haley?
1924
01:06:22,945 --> 01:06:24,046
Trent?
1925
01:06:24,113 --> 01:06:25,581
What's up?
1926
01:06:25,647 --> 01:06:26,782
How you doing?
1927
01:06:26,849 --> 01:06:29,752
Oh, uh, I'm-I'm so sorry
I'm late.
1928
01:06:29,819 --> 01:06:33,723
These, uh, these poetry
readings always run long.
1929
01:06:35,590 --> 01:06:36,625
You do spoken word?
1930
01:06:36,692 --> 01:06:39,161
Yeah.
1931
01:06:39,228 --> 01:06:43,999
And I like slow,
lingering kisses.
1932
01:06:44,066 --> 01:06:45,767
You know, it's weird
that you would say that.
1933
01:06:45,834 --> 01:06:48,671
Yeah, 'cause you-you feel
the same way, too, right?
1934
01:06:48,738 --> 01:06:51,707
No, it's just weird
that you would say that.
1935
01:06:51,774 --> 01:06:54,510
(chuckles)
1936
01:06:54,576 --> 01:06:55,911
Right, right.
1937
01:06:55,978 --> 01:07:00,882
'Cause rap, rap don't allow me
to get my-my sensitivities out.
1938
01:07:00,949 --> 01:07:03,118
And, uh, I got a lot
of sensitivities
1939
01:07:03,184 --> 01:07:05,020
I-I like to get out.
1940
01:07:05,086 --> 01:07:06,722
As a man, it's like,
1941
01:07:06,788 --> 01:07:07,823
they're deep.
1942
01:07:07,889 --> 01:07:09,158
It's like a ocean
inside of me.
1943
01:07:09,225 --> 01:07:11,793
At the poetry jam, we-we-we, um,
1944
01:07:11,860 --> 01:07:14,296
we get all our sensitivities
out, you know what I'm saying?
1945
01:07:14,362 --> 01:07:16,298
And we-we be
snapping and, uh...
1946
01:07:16,365 --> 01:07:17,332
Okay.
1947
01:07:17,399 --> 01:07:18,867
And it's like, it's-it's, uh...
1948
01:07:18,934 --> 01:07:20,435
It's-It's-It's, um...
1949
01:07:20,502 --> 01:07:22,637
You know what? I'm really
sorry that all of Charmaine's
1950
01:07:22,704 --> 01:07:24,506
coaching had to go to waste, but
I think that I'm just gonna go.
1951
01:07:24,573 --> 01:07:26,308
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Wait, just stay, stay.
1952
01:07:26,375 --> 01:07:28,310
Look, look, um, look.
1953
01:07:28,377 --> 01:07:32,081
Charmaine told me you were
a-a beautiful, great girl.
1954
01:07:32,148 --> 01:07:35,584
And usually beautiful,
great girls don't go for...
1955
01:07:35,651 --> 01:07:36,918
The Prodi-G?
1956
01:07:36,985 --> 01:07:38,487
Yeah.
1957
01:07:38,554 --> 01:07:41,557
Well, that's not
exactly who I am.
1958
01:07:41,623 --> 01:07:43,492
I mean, I--
This isn't who I am.
1959
01:07:43,559 --> 01:07:45,761
This is...
1960
01:07:47,896 --> 01:07:50,866
Okay, then...
who are you?
1961
01:07:50,933 --> 01:07:53,135
(chuckles)
1962
01:07:53,202 --> 01:07:53,202
I don't know.
1963
01:07:53,202 --> 01:07:54,870
Hmm.
1964
01:07:54,937 --> 01:07:56,304
I don't know who I am.
1965
01:07:56,371 --> 01:07:58,674
I'm still trying
to figure that out.
1966
01:08:00,776 --> 01:08:01,843
Me, too.
1967
01:08:01,910 --> 01:08:03,111
Yeah.
1968
01:08:03,178 --> 01:08:04,446
Can we run this back?
1969
01:08:04,512 --> 01:08:05,480
Yes.
1970
01:08:05,547 --> 01:08:06,448
Yes, we can.
1971
01:08:06,515 --> 01:08:07,949
I'm Trent.
1972
01:08:08,016 --> 01:08:09,351
Haley.
1973
01:08:09,418 --> 01:08:10,352
Haley.
1974
01:08:12,688 --> 01:08:14,189
("You Sexy Thing"
by Hot Chocolate playing)
1975
01:08:14,256 --> 01:08:16,091
Your champagne,
my Nubian goddess.
1976
01:08:16,158 --> 01:08:17,492
Ooh-hoo, mm.
1977
01:08:17,559 --> 01:08:19,394
Now, don't go putting
me on no pedestal.
1978
01:08:19,461 --> 01:08:21,029
You know it
might break.
1979
01:08:21,095 --> 01:08:22,430
What you talking about, girl?
1980
01:08:22,497 --> 01:08:26,635
I like a woman with
a little funk in her trunk!
1981
01:08:26,701 --> 01:08:27,536
Mm.
1982
01:08:27,602 --> 01:08:28,903
And some shrimp
in the backyard.
1983
01:08:28,970 --> 01:08:29,938
(laughs)
1984
01:08:30,005 --> 01:08:31,440
That's a woman!
1985
01:08:31,506 --> 01:08:33,876
Well, you know, I like me a
man with a dangerous side.
1986
01:08:33,942 --> 01:08:37,913
Something tells me that
Kurtis Kool is not just a man
1987
01:08:37,979 --> 01:08:37,979
with keys and a Taser.
1988
01:08:37,979 --> 01:08:39,615
(laughing)
1989
01:08:39,682 --> 01:08:40,649
Huh, Kool?
1990
01:08:40,715 --> 01:08:42,317
And you're ticklish!
1991
01:08:42,384 --> 01:08:44,353
(laughs):
Oh!
1992
01:08:44,420 --> 01:08:48,958
Well, uh, I'm into a little
illegalities at the moment.
1993
01:08:49,024 --> 01:08:50,826
Oh? Well, what kind?
1994
01:08:50,893 --> 01:08:54,796
Well, you know,
just typical B.S., you know.
1995
01:08:54,863 --> 01:08:57,132
Middleman stuff.
1996
01:08:57,198 --> 01:08:59,734
Holding something hot.
1997
01:08:59,801 --> 01:09:01,702
That's "stolen."
1998
01:09:01,770 --> 01:09:02,571
(clicks tongue)
1999
01:09:02,638 --> 01:09:05,607
Well, who you
holding it for?
2000
01:09:05,674 --> 01:09:08,043
What you, the FBI?
2001
01:09:08,109 --> 01:09:09,844
Oh, no, no!
2002
01:09:09,911 --> 01:09:11,080
Ain't no FBI!
2003
01:09:11,145 --> 01:09:13,114
You wearing a wire?
2004
01:09:13,182 --> 01:09:13,182
(laughing)
2005
01:09:13,182 --> 01:09:14,449
I'm gonna find the wire!
2006
01:09:14,515 --> 01:09:15,783
Now, Kurtis,
I don't know.
2007
01:09:15,850 --> 01:09:16,984
Can you hear this?
2008
01:09:17,051 --> 01:09:17,051
No.
2009
01:09:17,051 --> 01:09:18,152
(laughs)
2010
01:09:18,220 --> 01:09:19,588
Now, that, now,
that-that's funny
2011
01:09:19,654 --> 01:09:21,689
'cause I know I
ain't no FBI, now.
2012
01:09:21,756 --> 01:09:22,990
I'm-- This I know.
2013
01:09:23,058 --> 01:09:25,927
(both laughing)
2014
01:09:25,993 --> 01:09:27,895
Oh...
2015
01:09:27,962 --> 01:09:31,266
You're so beautiful.
2016
01:09:31,332 --> 01:09:33,602
So much I like you.
2017
01:09:33,669 --> 01:09:36,004
You know...
2018
01:09:36,071 --> 01:09:39,708
you my high priestess
of delight.
2019
01:09:39,774 --> 01:09:40,908
No, whoa...
2020
01:09:40,975 --> 01:09:40,975
Let's...
2021
01:09:40,975 --> 01:09:42,276
Kurtis Kool!
2022
01:09:42,344 --> 01:09:42,344
I just want to bite you.
2023
01:09:42,344 --> 01:09:43,979
No, don't-- Kurtis!
2024
01:09:44,046 --> 01:09:45,681
(grunting)
2025
01:09:45,747 --> 01:09:49,618
You got Motownopoly!
2026
01:09:49,685 --> 01:09:51,420
Let's play.
2027
01:09:51,487 --> 01:09:53,088
Yeah.
2028
01:09:53,154 --> 01:09:54,723
I got a better game
than that.
2029
01:09:57,059 --> 01:09:58,460
♪ I believe in miracles ♪
2030
01:09:58,527 --> 01:10:01,630
(Haley and Trent laugh)
2031
01:10:01,696 --> 01:10:05,733
Uh, so, look, I, uh,
I should get back.
2032
01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:06,969
Really?
2033
01:10:07,035 --> 01:10:09,304
Why?
2034
01:10:09,371 --> 01:10:11,206
Well, I guess I got
a little time.
2035
01:10:11,273 --> 01:10:11,273
Damn!
2036
01:10:11,273 --> 01:10:13,676
Damn!
2037
01:10:15,744 --> 01:10:17,112
Yo, it's Trent!
2038
01:10:17,178 --> 01:10:18,914
Yo, you got
the producer guy's number?
2039
01:10:18,981 --> 01:10:21,182
Yo, call him and tell him
we found our boy.
2040
01:10:21,249 --> 01:10:21,249
A'ight, buddy.
2041
01:10:21,249 --> 01:10:22,684
What's he doing?
2042
01:10:22,751 --> 01:10:25,320
(dialing)
2043
01:10:25,387 --> 01:10:28,056
Yeah. Yeah, we
found our boy!
2044
01:10:28,123 --> 01:10:30,226
(engine starts)
2045
01:10:36,131 --> 01:10:38,500
Trent!
2046
01:10:38,566 --> 01:10:39,501
Yo!
2047
01:10:39,568 --> 01:10:41,737
Whoa!
2048
01:10:41,804 --> 01:10:43,071
Rembrandt.
2049
01:10:43,137 --> 01:10:44,139
Wow.
2050
01:10:44,206 --> 01:10:45,974
Uh, yeah.
2051
01:10:46,041 --> 01:10:47,041
This is my crew.
2052
01:10:47,108 --> 01:10:48,510
This is Rembrandt and Scratch.
2053
01:10:48,576 --> 01:10:49,378
Hi.
2054
01:10:49,445 --> 01:10:49,445
How you doing?
2055
01:10:49,445 --> 01:10:50,912
How you doing?
2056
01:10:50,979 --> 01:10:52,648
Yo, you got your step-pop
to sign the contract yet?
2057
01:10:52,715 --> 01:10:54,616
Yeah, man, I'm on it,
I'm on it, I'm on it.
2058
01:10:54,682 --> 01:10:56,017
Come on, I want to
take you somewhere.
2059
01:10:56,084 --> 01:10:58,020
Okay.
2060
01:10:58,086 --> 01:10:58,988
See you guys later.
2061
01:10:59,054 --> 01:10:59,988
See you guys.
2062
01:11:00,055 --> 01:11:01,023
All right!
2063
01:11:01,089 --> 01:11:01,089
Yeah, you do that!
2064
01:11:01,089 --> 01:11:02,357
Shh.
2065
01:11:02,424 --> 01:11:04,159
Uh, 'cause we got somebody
we want you to meet.
2066
01:11:04,225 --> 01:11:04,225
A'ight, a'ight.
2067
01:11:04,225 --> 01:11:05,194
Oh, yeah, yeah!
2068
01:11:05,260 --> 01:11:05,260
Tomorrow, Trent!
2069
01:11:05,260 --> 01:11:07,496
Okay. All right.
2070
01:11:07,563 --> 01:11:09,131
Scratch and Rembrandt,
they like--
2071
01:11:09,197 --> 01:11:11,133
I don't know, one's tall,
one's short.
2072
01:11:11,199 --> 01:11:12,200
(both chuckle)
2073
01:11:12,267 --> 01:11:13,435
HALEY:
Yeah, I noticed that.
2074
01:11:15,036 --> 01:11:16,204
We found him.
2075
01:11:16,271 --> 01:11:17,439
CHIRKOFF (over phone):
Just stay with him.
2076
01:11:17,506 --> 01:11:19,708
See if he leads you
to the father.
2077
01:11:19,775 --> 01:11:21,410
Okay.
2078
01:11:21,477 --> 01:11:23,612
("Give It To Me, Baby"
by Rick James playing)
2079
01:11:27,348 --> 01:11:29,117
Let the games begin.
2080
01:11:29,184 --> 01:11:33,655
You know, these girls of mine
are driving me up a wall.
2081
01:11:33,722 --> 01:11:36,391
You know Jasmine Lee
and Isabelle Parada?
2082
01:11:36,458 --> 01:11:39,027
No, refresh my memory.
2083
01:11:39,094 --> 01:11:40,729
Left foot, red.
2084
01:11:40,796 --> 01:11:42,431
Okay.
2085
01:11:42,497 --> 01:11:46,769
Well, um, they gave you
a bag about an hour ago.
2086
01:11:48,036 --> 01:11:50,739
Right foot, yellow.
2087
01:11:50,806 --> 01:11:53,007
Oh...
2088
01:11:53,074 --> 01:11:56,945
that Jasmine
and Isabelle.
2089
01:11:57,012 --> 01:11:58,346
(grunts)
2090
01:11:58,413 --> 01:11:59,814
Sorry, Big Momma.
2091
01:11:59,881 --> 01:12:02,484
You know, those girls-- they
could be in a lot of trouble.
2092
01:12:02,550 --> 01:12:04,219
And-And so can you.
2093
01:12:04,285 --> 01:12:06,454
So, who are you
holding that bag for?
2094
01:12:06,521 --> 01:12:09,491
Someone outside the school?
2095
01:12:09,557 --> 01:12:11,126
You really want
to see that bag?
2096
01:12:11,193 --> 01:12:12,961
Damn.
2097
01:12:15,197 --> 01:12:17,166
Right hand, blue.
2098
01:12:17,232 --> 01:12:19,868
Are you ser--
2099
01:12:19,935 --> 01:12:21,236
Is it blue or...?
2100
01:12:21,302 --> 01:12:22,671
Yeah, mm-hmm, blue.
Right hand, blue.
2101
01:12:22,738 --> 01:12:25,040
Right there.
2102
01:12:25,107 --> 01:12:28,476
♪ Give it to me, give it to me,
give it to me, give it to me ♪
2103
01:12:28,543 --> 01:12:29,445
♪ Give me the stuff ♪
2104
01:12:29,511 --> 01:12:30,512
Come to papa.
2105
01:12:30,579 --> 01:12:31,547
♪ That sweet, funky stuff ♪
2106
01:12:31,613 --> 01:12:33,081
♪ Yo-ho! Ow! ♪
2107
01:12:33,148 --> 01:12:33,148
(both grunting)
2108
01:12:33,148 --> 01:12:35,117
♪ Give it to me, baby ♪
2109
01:12:40,788 --> 01:12:40,788
♪ Give it to me, baby ♪
2110
01:12:40,788 --> 01:12:43,859
♪ Give it to me, baby ♪
2111
01:12:43,925 --> 01:12:47,262
♪ I betcha I make you holler
you've had enough ♪
2112
01:12:47,329 --> 01:12:48,396
(groaning)
2113
01:12:48,463 --> 01:12:49,765
KURTIS:
Left hand, green!
2114
01:12:49,831 --> 01:12:51,833
(music stops)
2115
01:12:51,900 --> 01:12:55,370
Oh. Well, looks like
we all out of green.
2116
01:12:55,437 --> 01:12:56,471
Game over.
2117
01:12:56,538 --> 01:12:58,373
No, no, no, no.
2118
01:12:58,440 --> 01:13:01,910
I got your green.
2119
01:13:01,977 --> 01:13:03,912
(grunts, pants)
2120
01:13:03,979 --> 01:13:05,380
Okay.
2121
01:13:05,447 --> 01:13:06,414
Go ahead,
reach for the stars, baby.
2122
01:13:06,481 --> 01:13:07,782
(normal voice):
Oh, hell, no!
2123
01:13:07,849 --> 01:13:10,119
What's wrong with your voice?
2124
01:13:10,185 --> 01:13:11,386
You heard me.
2125
01:13:11,453 --> 01:13:13,088
Get your ass up.
2126
01:13:15,023 --> 01:13:17,493
Sister, you a brother?
2127
01:13:19,528 --> 01:13:21,363
Not again.
2128
01:13:21,429 --> 01:13:24,499
You touch me one more 'gain,
I'll knock you into next Sunday.
2129
01:13:24,566 --> 01:13:25,967
Hand over the bag.
2130
01:13:26,034 --> 01:13:27,935
Hand over the bag now!
2131
01:13:28,002 --> 01:13:29,738
(grunts)
2132
01:13:29,805 --> 01:13:31,673
Every time I try
to meet somebody,
2133
01:13:31,740 --> 01:13:33,242
it's ding-a-ling-a-ling!
2134
01:13:33,308 --> 01:13:35,143
Be quiet! All right?
2135
01:13:35,209 --> 01:13:36,712
I'm undercover. FBI.
2136
01:13:36,778 --> 01:13:38,747
Now, give me the damn bag.
2137
01:13:38,813 --> 01:13:39,915
Wow.
2138
01:13:39,982 --> 01:13:41,150
Give-- Mm!
2139
01:13:45,220 --> 01:13:48,090
Give me that.
2140
01:13:48,156 --> 01:13:50,426
What the hell?
2141
01:13:55,864 --> 01:13:55,864
Oh! Oh!
2142
01:13:55,864 --> 01:13:58,934
(rooster clucking)
2143
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:02,070
What the hell a grown man
doing with a damn rooster?!
2144
01:14:02,136 --> 01:14:05,173
(sighs) The girls stole
it from Saint Ignatius.
2145
01:14:05,240 --> 01:14:06,375
The boys' school?
2146
01:14:06,441 --> 01:14:07,643
They're the
Gamecocks.
2147
01:14:07,709 --> 01:14:09,945
They were gonna give it
back after the Showcase.
2148
01:14:11,513 --> 01:14:13,215
(clucking)
2149
01:14:13,282 --> 01:14:16,452
You want to
finish the game?
2150
01:14:18,953 --> 01:14:18,953
HALEY: Come on.
2151
01:14:18,953 --> 01:14:20,522
Where are we going?
2152
01:14:20,589 --> 01:14:20,589
You'll see.
2153
01:14:20,589 --> 01:14:23,091
Okay. Cool.
2154
01:14:30,999 --> 01:14:31,900
(chuckles)
2155
01:14:31,966 --> 01:14:33,301
Wow.
2156
01:14:33,368 --> 01:14:35,003
Yeah, it's my home
away from home.
2157
01:14:35,070 --> 01:14:36,171
Whew!
2158
01:14:36,237 --> 01:14:37,405
This is nice.
2159
01:14:37,472 --> 01:14:39,441
You know, tomorrow night's
the Showcase,
2160
01:14:39,508 --> 01:14:40,742
and that's my best shot
at getting
2161
01:14:40,809 --> 01:14:42,144
a scholarship
for composition.
2162
01:14:42,211 --> 01:14:44,680
Without a scholarship, I'm out.
2163
01:14:45,914 --> 01:14:47,082
I mean, everyone's gonna
be there, you know?
2164
01:14:47,149 --> 01:14:50,018
Juilliard, Berklee,
Peabody and Oberlin.
2165
01:14:50,084 --> 01:14:51,353
A'ight, look, okay.
2166
01:14:51,419 --> 01:14:53,121
So, I see a beautiful woman
right now.
2167
01:14:53,187 --> 01:14:54,856
I see a dope piano.
2168
01:14:54,923 --> 01:14:57,492
And, uh, nobody's
playing it.
2169
01:14:57,559 --> 01:15:00,095
Oh, you want me to play?
2170
01:15:00,162 --> 01:15:02,030
Yeah.
2171
01:15:02,097 --> 01:15:03,365
Right now?
2172
01:15:03,432 --> 01:15:05,433
A'ight, I guess
I got to play it.
2173
01:15:05,500 --> 01:15:06,835
No, no, don't touch my piano.
2174
01:15:08,937 --> 01:15:09,938
Excuse me.
2175
01:15:10,005 --> 01:15:11,439
Excuse me.
2176
01:15:11,506 --> 01:15:13,609
(clears throat)
2177
01:15:15,544 --> 01:15:16,444
Okay, please
don't judge.
2178
01:15:16,511 --> 01:15:18,480
It's rough.
2179
01:15:18,547 --> 01:15:20,348
Okay.
2180
01:15:20,415 --> 01:15:22,050
(playing slow melody)
2181
01:15:22,117 --> 01:15:26,255
(vocalizing)
2182
01:15:28,456 --> 01:15:30,592
♪ Yeah ♪
2183
01:15:30,659 --> 01:15:30,659
(music stops)
2184
01:15:30,659 --> 01:15:31,760
See?
2185
01:15:31,826 --> 01:15:33,328
It's-It's not
totally there yet.
2186
01:15:33,395 --> 01:15:34,562
I don't know,
something's missing.
2187
01:15:34,629 --> 01:15:35,597
No, it's not missing nothing.
2188
01:15:35,664 --> 01:15:37,031
It's, uh, it's tight.
2189
01:15:37,098 --> 01:15:39,667
You just got to, you got to
feel it, you know what I mean?
2190
01:15:39,734 --> 01:15:41,636
You got to, uh, um, like,
speed it up a little bit.
2191
01:15:41,703 --> 01:15:42,637
You know what I mean?
2192
01:15:42,704 --> 01:15:42,704
Speed it up?
2193
01:15:42,704 --> 01:15:44,472
Yeah.
2194
01:15:44,539 --> 01:15:46,140
Okay, um...
2195
01:15:46,207 --> 01:15:49,244
(playing melody faster)
2196
01:15:49,311 --> 01:15:50,345
Yeah.
2197
01:15:50,412 --> 01:15:51,546
Yeah. It's
better, right?
2198
01:15:51,613 --> 01:15:53,749
Yeah.
2199
01:15:55,684 --> 01:15:58,519
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
2200
01:15:58,586 --> 01:16:01,757
(vocalizing)
2201
01:16:03,724 --> 01:16:06,094
♪ You've given me ♪
2202
01:16:06,160 --> 01:16:07,628
♪ Everything ♪
2203
01:16:07,695 --> 01:16:10,331
♪ You make me complete ♪
2204
01:16:10,398 --> 01:16:11,867
♪ Oh ♪
2205
01:16:11,933 --> 01:16:14,870
♪ Ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
2206
01:16:14,936 --> 01:16:17,873
♪ Ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
2207
01:16:17,939 --> 01:16:20,275
♪ Ooh-uh-uh-uh-oh ♪
2208
01:16:20,341 --> 01:16:21,342
(music stops)
2209
01:16:21,409 --> 01:16:23,078
Yeah, I like that,
I like that.
2210
01:16:23,144 --> 01:16:24,179
You like that?
2211
01:16:24,246 --> 01:16:25,880
Should we
syncopate it?
2212
01:16:25,947 --> 01:16:29,183
(sighs) Look, normally I don't
syncopate on the first date.
2213
01:16:29,250 --> 01:16:31,353
But, uh... ♪ Oh ♪
2214
01:16:31,419 --> 01:16:31,419
(laughing)
2215
01:16:31,419 --> 01:16:32,520
♪ Oh ♪
2216
01:16:32,587 --> 01:16:34,255
♪ Ooh-oh-oh-oh ♪
2217
01:16:34,322 --> 01:16:38,627
♪ Oh, ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
2218
01:16:38,693 --> 01:16:41,029
♪ Ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
2219
01:16:41,096 --> 01:16:44,399
A'ight, this is what
we gonna do next, right?
2220
01:16:44,465 --> 01:16:45,500
This is what you gonna do.
2221
01:16:45,566 --> 01:16:46,801
You gonna go up
a little higher.
2222
01:16:46,868 --> 01:16:47,803
You know what I mean?
Like, like, like, yeah.
2223
01:16:47,869 --> 01:16:49,104
Yeah, up an octave?
2224
01:16:49,171 --> 01:16:51,073
Yeah, an octave.
2225
01:16:52,541 --> 01:16:54,342
(chuckles)
2226
01:16:54,409 --> 01:16:55,710
(playing melody)
2227
01:16:55,777 --> 01:17:01,416
♪ Ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh,
ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
2228
01:17:01,482 --> 01:17:05,286
♪ Ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
2229
01:17:05,353 --> 01:17:08,556
♪ Baby, you know ♪
2230
01:17:08,623 --> 01:17:11,960
♪ You are the air
that I breathe ♪
2231
01:17:12,026 --> 01:17:14,562
♪ The life
that's in me ♪
2232
01:17:14,629 --> 01:17:17,332
♪ Oh ♪
2233
01:17:17,399 --> 01:17:18,966
Um...
2234
01:17:19,033 --> 01:17:21,837
(rapping): ♪ Me and you, we
chilling, hanging, cruising ♪
2235
01:17:21,903 --> 01:17:25,406
♪ Me and you together
ain't worth losing ♪
2236
01:17:25,473 --> 01:17:27,909
♪ On the keys, being crazy ♪
2237
01:17:27,976 --> 01:17:30,612
♪ Happy that I get
to see you daily ♪
2238
01:17:30,678 --> 01:17:32,347
♪ And each time
I see you ♪
2239
01:17:32,414 --> 01:17:33,481
Yeah!
2240
01:17:33,548 --> 01:17:36,017
♪ My heart
starts to pound ♪
2241
01:17:36,084 --> 01:17:41,989
♪ Whenever you
come around ♪
2242
01:17:42,056 --> 01:17:42,056
♪ 'Cause you are all I need ♪
2243
01:17:42,056 --> 01:17:46,828
♪ Ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
2244
01:17:46,894 --> 01:17:48,396
♪ Ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
2245
01:17:48,463 --> 01:17:48,463
♪ You've given me everything ♪
2246
01:17:48,463 --> 01:17:51,632
♪ Ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
2247
01:17:51,699 --> 01:17:54,102
♪ You make me complete ♪
2248
01:17:54,169 --> 01:17:54,169
♪ Yeah, you are all I need ♪
2249
01:17:54,169 --> 01:17:58,807
♪ Ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
2250
01:17:58,873 --> 01:18:00,275
♪ Ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
2251
01:18:00,341 --> 01:18:00,341
♪ You're making me better ♪
2252
01:18:00,341 --> 01:18:03,344
♪ Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah ♪
2253
01:18:03,411 --> 01:18:07,816
♪ See, from all of the love
that you're giving me ♪
2254
01:18:07,882 --> 01:18:10,084
♪ Oh, ooh-oh-oh-oh ♪
2255
01:18:10,151 --> 01:18:13,388
♪ Oh, ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh. ♪
2256
01:18:13,454 --> 01:18:14,956
(music fades)
2257
01:18:15,023 --> 01:18:17,225
How did you-- I mean,
that song is amazing.
2258
01:18:17,291 --> 01:18:18,360
It's perfect, right?
2259
01:18:18,426 --> 01:18:20,528
We have to do it at the
Showcase tomorrow night.
2260
01:18:20,594 --> 01:18:22,130
We?
2261
01:18:22,197 --> 01:18:25,033
Yeah, we'll blow
everyone away.
2262
01:18:25,100 --> 01:18:26,734
I mean, you know,
it's your show.
2263
01:18:26,801 --> 01:18:26,801
I'll be watching.
2264
01:18:26,801 --> 01:18:28,336
No, come on,
2265
01:18:28,403 --> 01:18:29,671
you're a part of this.
2266
01:18:29,737 --> 01:18:31,706
I can't do it without you.
2267
01:18:31,773 --> 01:18:34,142
Please?
2268
01:18:34,209 --> 01:18:35,142
What time?
2269
01:18:35,209 --> 01:18:36,178
Really?
2270
01:18:37,212 --> 01:18:39,147
Thank you!
2271
01:18:39,214 --> 01:18:40,148
(chuckles)
2272
01:18:44,552 --> 01:18:46,788
Um...
2273
01:18:46,854 --> 01:18:48,789
I, um, I have to go
back to the dorms
2274
01:18:48,856 --> 01:18:50,058
before I get in trouble.
2275
01:18:50,124 --> 01:18:51,225
Yo.
2276
01:18:51,292 --> 01:18:54,329
Let's break night.
2277
01:18:54,395 --> 01:18:56,230
"Break night."
2278
01:18:56,297 --> 01:18:57,465
Yeah.
2279
01:18:57,532 --> 01:18:58,800
I love that.
2280
01:18:58,867 --> 01:19:00,936
You're so amazing
with words.
2281
01:19:01,002 --> 01:19:03,171
I can't believe you don't
want to go to college.
2282
01:19:03,237 --> 01:19:06,741
I mean, all of those writers
and poets you could study.
2283
01:19:06,808 --> 01:19:09,811
You know, I just figured I got
to strike while the iron's hot.
2284
01:19:09,878 --> 01:19:11,579
Well, Jay-Z didn't
drop Reasonable Doubt
2285
01:19:11,646 --> 01:19:12,948
until he was 27.
2286
01:19:14,582 --> 01:19:17,819
Said the world's in a rush,
but he waited to be perfect.
2287
01:19:19,687 --> 01:19:20,988
Hmm.
2288
01:19:21,055 --> 01:19:25,293
Well, I'm feeling pretty
perfect right now.
2289
01:19:27,361 --> 01:19:29,297
Me, too.
2290
01:19:39,741 --> 01:19:41,877
♪ ♪
2291
01:19:45,747 --> 01:19:48,650
Um, I have curfew.
2292
01:19:48,717 --> 01:19:49,884
(chuckles)
2293
01:19:49,951 --> 01:19:51,753
I'll see you
tomorrow night?
2294
01:19:51,820 --> 01:19:52,954
Yeah.
2295
01:19:53,021 --> 01:19:55,690
Yeah, tomorrow night.
2296
01:19:55,757 --> 01:19:57,259
(chuckles)
2297
01:20:06,501 --> 01:20:08,603
Kid's here to see
his girlfriend, not his father.
2298
01:20:08,670 --> 01:20:09,804
CHIRKOFF (over phone):
Then take him.
2299
01:20:09,871 --> 01:20:12,307
We'll kill him later.
2300
01:20:12,374 --> 01:20:13,574
Right now, he's bait.
2301
01:20:13,641 --> 01:20:15,843
Okay.
2302
01:20:15,910 --> 01:20:18,180
Let's go get him.
2303
01:20:22,784 --> 01:20:24,485
Let's go, come on. No.
2304
01:20:24,552 --> 01:20:26,454
(keys jingling)
2305
01:20:32,928 --> 01:20:35,597
♪ ♪
2306
01:20:35,663 --> 01:20:36,664
♪ Yeah ♪
2307
01:20:36,731 --> 01:20:39,935
Two girls in one night.
2308
01:20:40,001 --> 01:20:41,803
You got to give
the kid credit.
2309
01:20:41,869 --> 01:20:43,471
♪ Yeah ♪
2310
01:20:43,538 --> 01:20:45,139
♪ Come on ♪
2311
01:20:45,206 --> 01:20:46,874
♪ It's like that ♪
2312
01:20:46,941 --> 01:20:48,944
Not so much.
2313
01:20:55,883 --> 01:20:56,817
(grunts)
2314
01:20:56,884 --> 01:20:59,020
(clattering)
2315
01:21:02,523 --> 01:21:05,126
You idiots!
2316
01:21:05,193 --> 01:21:06,694
How could you lose him?!
2317
01:21:06,761 --> 01:21:09,831
I-I don't know.
2318
01:21:09,898 --> 01:21:12,334
But I know where
to find his girlfriend.
2319
01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:13,935
Both of them.
2320
01:21:16,471 --> 01:21:19,374
(rooster crowing)
2321
01:21:21,743 --> 01:21:23,010
Now, here's the deal.
2322
01:21:23,077 --> 01:21:25,914
You want me to
keep your secret
2323
01:21:25,980 --> 01:21:29,450
about kidnapping
Foghorn Leghorn here,
2324
01:21:29,517 --> 01:21:31,819
then tell me what you
know about the music box
2325
01:21:31,886 --> 01:21:33,955
missing from
the library.
2326
01:21:36,257 --> 01:21:37,558
Okay.
2327
01:21:37,625 --> 01:21:38,959
That a girl.
2328
01:21:39,026 --> 01:21:42,163
There's a music box
in the library,
2329
01:21:42,230 --> 01:21:43,631
and now it's missing.
2330
01:21:43,698 --> 01:21:45,533
(growling)
2331
01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:46,701
(knocking)
2332
01:21:46,767 --> 01:21:48,670
Big Momma,
I have been looking...
2333
01:21:48,737 --> 01:21:50,371
(crowing)
2334
01:21:50,438 --> 01:21:54,242
What is the Saint Ignatius
mascot doing here?
2335
01:21:58,179 --> 01:22:00,815
Okay, I'm going to give you
to the count of three.
2336
01:22:00,882 --> 01:22:02,583
And if nobody speaks up,
2337
01:22:02,650 --> 01:22:04,986
then neither of you
is going to the Showcase.
2338
01:22:05,853 --> 01:22:08,389
One.
2339
01:22:08,455 --> 01:22:10,125
Two.
2340
01:22:12,059 --> 01:22:14,595
MALCOLM:
They didn't steal the bird!
2341
01:22:14,662 --> 01:22:16,931
Um, they-they found it.
2342
01:22:16,998 --> 01:22:18,833
Yeah, it was, uh,
wandering around the Quad,
2343
01:22:18,900 --> 01:22:22,370
and they, and they
brought it to me.
2344
01:22:22,436 --> 01:22:24,171
GAIL:
Oh?
2345
01:22:24,238 --> 01:22:27,308
Well, thank
you, girls.
2346
01:22:27,375 --> 01:22:30,278
Ooh, there go one of my flock
in need of some counseling.
2347
01:22:30,345 --> 01:22:32,346
And listen, I suggest
you get this bird
2348
01:22:32,413 --> 01:22:35,549
back to Saint Ignatius 'fore
it lays any more eggs, huh?
2349
01:22:35,616 --> 01:22:37,651
Uh, but it's a rooster.
2350
01:22:37,718 --> 01:22:39,287
Child, they all taste the same
2351
01:22:39,353 --> 01:22:41,589
when you preheat
the oven to 350.
2352
01:22:41,656 --> 01:22:43,058
Try it!
2353
01:22:50,397 --> 01:22:51,232
You!
2354
01:22:52,300 --> 01:22:53,168
Stop!
2355
01:22:54,702 --> 01:22:56,938
Get-Get-- Wait!
2356
01:22:57,005 --> 01:22:58,773
Come here!
2357
01:22:58,840 --> 01:23:01,776
Get-- Come here!
2358
01:23:01,843 --> 01:23:04,879
I-I know that I've left you
2359
01:23:04,946 --> 01:23:06,080
a couple of other
voice mails.
2360
01:23:06,147 --> 01:23:07,648
You can ignore those.
2361
01:23:07,715 --> 01:23:09,184
(tires screeching)
2362
01:23:09,250 --> 01:23:10,951
And I can, I-I can
call you back.
2363
01:23:11,018 --> 01:23:11,018
I'll call you back!
2364
01:23:11,018 --> 01:23:12,286
Drive!
2365
01:23:12,353 --> 01:23:13,721
I can't! Delante used
to drive me everywhere!
2366
01:23:13,788 --> 01:23:15,056
I barely know...
2367
01:23:15,123 --> 01:23:17,058
Child, I told you,
you don't need no damn Delante!
2368
01:23:17,125 --> 01:23:18,058
Now drive!
2369
01:23:18,125 --> 01:23:20,228
(tires screeching)
2370
01:23:21,863 --> 01:23:23,064
(groans):
Oh!
2371
01:23:25,600 --> 01:23:26,834
Turn!
2372
01:23:26,901 --> 01:23:29,770
(tires screeching)
2373
01:23:29,837 --> 01:23:31,206
I almost hit him!
2374
01:23:31,272 --> 01:23:32,707
Almost don't count.
2375
01:23:34,842 --> 01:23:36,010
(tires screeching)
2376
01:23:36,076 --> 01:23:37,178
(truck horn honking)
2377
01:23:39,880 --> 01:23:41,683
All right,
now take it up to 80.
2378
01:23:41,749 --> 01:23:41,749
Eighty?!
2379
01:23:41,749 --> 01:23:43,084
You heard me!
2380
01:23:43,151 --> 01:23:43,151
Eighty!
2381
01:23:43,151 --> 01:23:44,919
(engine revving)
2382
01:23:44,986 --> 01:23:45,920
(tires screeching)
2383
01:23:45,987 --> 01:23:47,121
DMITRI:
Great.
2384
01:23:47,188 --> 01:23:48,456
I'm being followed by
2385
01:23:48,522 --> 01:23:50,224
a fat lady in a
driver's ed car!
2386
01:23:50,291 --> 01:23:51,493
She's catching up, man.
2387
01:23:53,594 --> 01:23:55,897
(tires screeching)
2388
01:23:55,963 --> 01:23:57,098
(horn honking)
2389
01:23:57,165 --> 01:23:58,800
Turn here!
2390
01:24:02,670 --> 01:24:03,971
Whew!
2391
01:24:04,038 --> 01:24:05,139
Over there!
All right, now,
2392
01:24:05,206 --> 01:24:06,508
I'm gonna pull the
emergency brake.
2393
01:24:08,709 --> 01:24:10,044
(screaming)
2394
01:24:10,111 --> 01:24:11,479
(tires screeching)
2395
01:24:11,546 --> 01:24:13,081
(gasping)
2396
01:24:13,148 --> 01:24:14,916
(whooping)
2397
01:24:14,983 --> 01:24:16,951
This little go-cart
handles well.
2398
01:24:17,018 --> 01:24:18,653
Keep driving! Go!
2399
01:24:18,719 --> 01:24:20,822
Now, now, don't slow down.
2400
01:24:20,888 --> 01:24:22,456
Oh, you're gonna kill us!
2401
01:24:22,523 --> 01:24:24,092
Without Delante, you got
nothing to live for anyway.
2402
01:24:24,158 --> 01:24:25,393
No, I do,
I do, I do!
2403
01:24:25,459 --> 01:24:27,094
I have friends, and I
have, I have school and...
2404
01:24:27,161 --> 01:24:29,097
(Malcolm screams)
2405
01:24:29,164 --> 01:24:31,065
Ooh! Ooh!
2406
01:24:31,132 --> 01:24:33,167
That was amazing!
2407
01:24:33,234 --> 01:24:33,234
Watch out!
2408
01:24:33,234 --> 01:24:34,502
(truck beeping)
2409
01:24:35,203 --> 01:24:36,471
Oh, what do we do now?
2410
01:24:36,538 --> 01:24:37,905
Oh, Lord, pray for the air bags.
2411
01:24:37,972 --> 01:24:39,407
Or I can do this!
2412
01:24:41,175 --> 01:24:42,777
(both screaming)
2413
01:24:44,845 --> 01:24:47,081
(both panting)
2414
01:24:47,148 --> 01:24:48,616
(laughs)
2415
01:24:48,682 --> 01:24:50,785
Oh!
2416
01:24:50,852 --> 01:24:53,888
Well, I think you learned
enough for one day.
2417
01:24:53,955 --> 01:24:55,857
I'll drive.
2418
01:24:55,924 --> 01:24:57,225
MALCOLM:
They were here.
2419
01:24:57,292 --> 01:24:58,860
I got to believe
they're coming back.
2420
01:24:58,926 --> 01:25:00,094
They gonna kill me.
2421
01:25:00,160 --> 01:25:02,496
You never
taken off that dress,
2422
01:25:02,563 --> 01:25:04,065
how would they know
you were here?
2423
01:25:04,131 --> 01:25:05,833
They wouldn't.
2424
01:25:05,900 --> 01:25:08,103
But if they did...
2425
01:25:09,604 --> 01:25:12,440
Trent, is there something
you want to tell me?
2426
01:25:14,908 --> 01:25:16,010
No.
2427
01:25:16,077 --> 01:25:17,178
Now, listen.
2428
01:25:17,244 --> 01:25:18,646
Get back in costume.
2429
01:25:18,713 --> 01:25:21,649
Do not get out of it
under any circumstances.
2430
01:25:21,716 --> 01:25:21,716
All right?
2431
01:25:21,716 --> 01:25:23,384
A'ight.
2432
01:25:24,185 --> 01:25:26,587
Okay.
2433
01:25:26,653 --> 01:25:27,855
Hey.
2434
01:25:27,922 --> 01:25:29,657
Don't worry.
2435
01:25:29,724 --> 01:25:31,926
I'll find it when everyone's
at the Showcase tonight.
2436
01:25:31,993 --> 01:25:34,495
Okay?
2437
01:25:34,562 --> 01:25:35,863
All right.
2438
01:25:35,929 --> 01:25:38,265
(people chattering)
2439
01:25:38,332 --> 01:25:40,869
You guys have to see...
2440
01:25:42,970 --> 01:25:43,971
Oh, my God.
2441
01:25:44,038 --> 01:25:45,839
Isabelle, it's great.
2442
01:25:45,906 --> 01:25:47,342
You really captured her.
2443
01:25:47,408 --> 01:25:49,410
Yeah, girl, and there's
a whole lot to capture.
2444
01:25:49,477 --> 01:25:50,611
(laughs)
2445
01:25:50,678 --> 01:25:52,947
Thanks. I just hope the RISD
admissions people agree.
2446
01:25:53,014 --> 01:25:54,415
Yeah, they
totally will.
2447
01:25:54,481 --> 01:25:56,250
Hey, have you
heard from Trent?
2448
01:25:56,317 --> 01:25:58,219
He'd better
be here soon.
2449
01:26:02,924 --> 01:26:04,792
Big Momma?
2450
01:26:04,859 --> 01:26:06,227
Yes, dear?
2451
01:26:06,294 --> 01:26:09,897
You knew I took
the rooster and...
2452
01:26:09,964 --> 01:26:11,365
you didn't narc me out.
2453
01:26:11,432 --> 01:26:15,069
Child, this is not
Big Momma's first barbecue.
2454
01:26:15,136 --> 01:26:17,905
You're putting on
this front of toughness.
2455
01:26:17,972 --> 01:26:19,874
Trying to act
all growed up.
2456
01:26:19,940 --> 01:26:21,142
I'm a senior.
2457
01:26:21,208 --> 01:26:24,111
Child, I see who you are
on the inside.
2458
01:26:24,178 --> 01:26:26,046
You a good, sensitive girl.
2459
01:26:26,113 --> 01:26:27,749
No different than Big Momma.
2460
01:26:27,815 --> 01:26:31,119
Y-You're strong-willed,
just trying to take care
2461
01:26:31,185 --> 01:26:34,455
of the people
who depend on you.
2462
01:26:34,522 --> 01:26:36,624
Plus...
2463
01:26:36,690 --> 01:26:38,359
I'm starving!
2464
01:26:38,426 --> 01:26:40,828
Oh, the poor baby
2465
01:26:40,895 --> 01:26:42,263
is hungry!
2466
01:26:42,330 --> 01:26:44,465
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
2467
01:26:44,531 --> 01:26:46,967
Oh.
2468
01:26:47,034 --> 01:26:48,403
I did something else.
2469
01:26:49,537 --> 01:26:50,638
Worse than the rooster.
2470
01:26:50,705 --> 01:26:52,606
She wanted to be
a Diva so bad,
2471
01:26:52,673 --> 01:26:55,476
I told her she could be,
if she stole the music box.
2472
01:26:55,542 --> 01:26:56,510
Who?
2473
01:26:56,577 --> 01:26:58,613
Haley. I made
her do it.
2474
01:26:58,679 --> 01:27:01,082
I told her to bring it tonight
so that we could put it back.
2475
01:27:01,149 --> 01:27:02,583
Where is Haley?
2476
01:27:02,650 --> 01:27:05,219
I just saw
her with Mia.
2477
01:27:05,286 --> 01:27:06,520
GAIL (over speaker):
Ladies and gentlemen,
2478
01:27:06,587 --> 01:27:09,757
welcome to our Annual Showcase!
2479
01:27:09,823 --> 01:27:11,592
(cheering, applause)
2480
01:27:11,659 --> 01:27:14,895
Get ready to see some of
the best and brightest
2481
01:27:14,962 --> 01:27:16,730
young talent that Atlanta
has to offer...
2482
01:27:16,797 --> 01:27:18,599
Well, thank you
for telling me, all right?
2483
01:27:18,666 --> 01:27:20,234
That was big of you,
you know?
2484
01:27:20,300 --> 01:27:22,103
Now, you get out there
and break a leg,
2485
01:27:22,169 --> 01:27:24,171
and make Big Momma proud.
2486
01:27:24,238 --> 01:27:27,241
And afterward,
I'm gonna have
2487
01:27:27,308 --> 01:27:28,509
a double cheeseburger.
2488
01:27:28,576 --> 01:27:29,777
(laughs)
2489
01:27:29,843 --> 01:27:31,112
And a regular Coke.
2490
01:27:31,178 --> 01:27:32,946
Supersize it!
2491
01:27:33,013 --> 01:27:34,015
(laughs)
2492
01:27:34,081 --> 01:27:35,215
GAIL:
...Jasmine Lee!
2493
01:27:35,282 --> 01:27:35,282
Oh, now, go, go!
2494
01:27:35,282 --> 01:27:36,317
All right.
2495
01:27:36,384 --> 01:27:37,452
Go, go, go!
2496
01:27:37,518 --> 01:27:39,020
(cheering, applause)
2497
01:27:41,422 --> 01:27:42,957
(hip-hop beat playing)
2498
01:27:49,697 --> 01:27:51,999
How many times do I got
to say I'm sorry?
2499
01:27:52,066 --> 01:27:54,868
Sorry?
2500
01:27:54,935 --> 01:27:56,337
"Sorry" don't mean squat
2501
01:27:56,403 --> 01:27:58,273
from a
two-timing dog!
2502
01:27:58,339 --> 01:28:01,442
Like Aunt Yorima used to
say, "It's better to be
2503
01:28:01,509 --> 01:28:04,278
"alone with yourself for
the rest of your life
2504
01:28:04,345 --> 01:28:06,748
than together with bad
company for a minute."
2505
01:28:06,814 --> 01:28:08,849
And, honey, you
is bad company!
2506
01:28:08,916 --> 01:28:11,886
You're an entire
conglomerate of badness!
2507
01:28:11,953 --> 01:28:13,087
Wait.
2508
01:28:13,153 --> 01:28:15,022
Who is Aunt Yorima?
2509
01:28:15,088 --> 01:28:17,524
Mia, you seen Haley?
2510
01:28:17,591 --> 01:28:19,293
Yeah, I think she's
with Charmaine.
2511
01:28:19,359 --> 01:28:22,397
Try the other side
of the stage.
2512
01:28:22,463 --> 01:28:23,765
This Delante?
2513
01:28:23,831 --> 01:28:24,732
MIA:
Yeah.
2514
01:28:24,799 --> 01:28:27,769
(growling)
2515
01:28:27,835 --> 01:28:29,103
And another thing...
2516
01:28:29,170 --> 01:28:30,738
♪ ♪
2517
01:28:32,139 --> 01:28:33,808
(whispering):
Hey, Haley.
2518
01:28:33,875 --> 01:28:34,809
Hey, girl.
2519
01:28:34,876 --> 01:28:35,809
Where is Trent?
2520
01:28:35,876 --> 01:28:36,811
I'm up next.
2521
01:28:36,878 --> 01:28:37,912
Excuse me.
2522
01:28:39,981 --> 01:28:43,584
Listen, that's-that's what I
wanted to talk to you about.
2523
01:28:45,052 --> 01:28:47,187
Trent's not
gonna make it.
2524
01:28:47,254 --> 01:28:48,990
What?!
2525
01:28:49,056 --> 01:28:50,458
What am I gonna do?
2526
01:28:50,525 --> 01:28:52,960
(music stops, crowd applauding)
2527
01:28:57,731 --> 01:28:59,066
Bravo! You did
your thing.
2528
01:28:59,133 --> 01:29:00,401
I saw that move
when you...
2529
01:29:00,468 --> 01:29:01,702
All right. All
right, listen.
2530
01:29:01,769 --> 01:29:03,103
All right, listen,
breathe, girl, breathe.
2531
01:29:03,170 --> 01:29:04,338
It's all good.
You gonna go
2532
01:29:04,405 --> 01:29:06,173
out there and you're
gonna be great, all right?
2533
01:29:06,240 --> 01:29:06,240
And now our next performer...
2534
01:29:06,240 --> 01:29:07,875
You don't need Trent.
2535
01:29:07,941 --> 01:29:09,010
Rock it, girl.
2536
01:29:09,076 --> 01:29:11,946
...with an original composition,
Haley Robinson!
2537
01:29:12,012 --> 01:29:12,012
(crowd cheering)
2538
01:29:12,012 --> 01:29:13,614
Okay.
2539
01:29:15,583 --> 01:29:18,052
(breathes deeply)
2540
01:29:22,289 --> 01:29:23,791
Big Momma, what are you doing?
2541
01:29:23,858 --> 01:29:25,393
You're supposed
to be chaperoning.
2542
01:29:25,459 --> 01:29:26,828
There are boys backstage.
2543
01:29:29,496 --> 01:29:30,831
Oh, all right, all
right, all right.
2544
01:29:30,898 --> 01:29:33,434
Hey, what are you--
Get out of there, you!
2545
01:29:33,501 --> 01:29:35,436
You don't try to get you
a little nookie!
2546
01:29:35,503 --> 01:29:37,071
I'm gonna tan your...
2547
01:29:39,874 --> 01:29:40,841
Okay.
2548
01:29:40,908 --> 01:29:42,943
(clears throat)
2549
01:29:43,010 --> 01:29:44,912
(playing slow melody)
2550
01:29:50,050 --> 01:29:51,518
♪ Oh ♪
2551
01:29:51,585 --> 01:29:57,158
♪ Ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh,
ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh... ♪
2552
01:29:57,224 --> 01:29:58,992
(music stops)
2553
01:29:59,059 --> 01:30:00,060
(sighs)
2554
01:30:00,127 --> 01:30:00,127
(crowd murmuring)
2555
01:30:00,127 --> 01:30:01,996
Um...
2556
01:30:06,834 --> 01:30:09,404
I'm sorry, this was
supposed to be a duet.
2557
01:30:13,574 --> 01:30:15,943
It still is, girl.
2558
01:30:16,010 --> 01:30:18,246
Look, Trent taught me
everything.
What?
2559
01:30:18,312 --> 01:30:20,147
Rock with it.
2560
01:30:20,214 --> 01:30:22,082
(playing melody faster)
2561
01:30:22,149 --> 01:30:22,149
♪ Oh ♪
2562
01:30:22,149 --> 01:30:23,417
(beat plays)
2563
01:30:23,484 --> 01:30:29,123
♪ Ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh,
ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
2564
01:30:29,189 --> 01:30:33,293
♪ Ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
2565
01:30:33,360 --> 01:30:36,397
♪ Baby, you know ♪
2566
01:30:36,464 --> 01:30:39,767
♪ You are the air
that I breathe ♪
2567
01:30:39,833 --> 01:30:42,236
♪ The life
that's in me ♪
2568
01:30:42,303 --> 01:30:45,606
♪ Oh ♪
2569
01:30:45,673 --> 01:30:48,709
♪ And each time I see you ♪
2570
01:30:48,776 --> 01:30:51,745
♪ My heart starts to pound ♪
2571
01:30:51,812 --> 01:30:54,949
♪ Whenever you come ♪
2572
01:30:55,016 --> 01:30:57,451
♪ Around ♪
2573
01:30:57,518 --> 01:30:57,518
♪ 'Cause you are all I need ♪
2574
01:30:57,518 --> 01:31:02,356
♪ Oh, ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
2575
01:31:02,422 --> 01:31:04,125
♪ Ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
2576
01:31:04,191 --> 01:31:05,359
♪ You're making me ♪
2577
01:31:05,426 --> 01:31:07,127
♪ Better, see ♪
2578
01:31:07,194 --> 01:31:08,963
♪ From all of the love
that you've giving me ♪
2579
01:31:09,030 --> 01:31:10,964
(rapping): ♪ Every time
I think about you ♪
2580
01:31:11,031 --> 01:31:13,300
♪ Want you, need you, hold
you, kiss you, love you ♪
2581
01:31:13,366 --> 01:31:16,370
♪ Never would place a person
on this earth above you ♪
2582
01:31:16,436 --> 01:31:20,174
♪ I just want to be the one
to make you feel amazing ♪
2583
01:31:20,241 --> 01:31:21,775
♪ And because you keep
it real, we singing ♪
2584
01:31:21,842 --> 01:31:24,611
HALEY:
♪ And each time I see you ♪
2585
01:31:24,678 --> 01:31:27,948
♪ My heart starts to pound ♪
2586
01:31:28,015 --> 01:31:33,921
♪ Whenever you come around ♪
2587
01:31:33,988 --> 01:31:33,988
♪ Yeah, you are all I need... ♪
2588
01:31:33,988 --> 01:31:37,591
♪ Ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh... ♪
2589
01:31:37,657 --> 01:31:39,827
Um, you gentlemen--
2590
01:31:39,893 --> 01:31:41,662
are you,
are you invited guests?
2591
01:31:41,729 --> 01:31:44,332
That's the crazy
lady who chased us.
2592
01:31:44,398 --> 01:31:45,633
Get out of our way.
2593
01:31:45,699 --> 01:31:46,900
We have
business here.
2594
01:31:46,967 --> 01:31:48,936
Only business you have here
is none-ya.
2595
01:31:49,003 --> 01:31:50,304
What?
2596
01:31:50,371 --> 01:31:51,338
"None-ya"?
2597
01:31:51,405 --> 01:31:54,108
None-ya damn business.
2598
01:31:54,175 --> 01:31:56,810
(normal voice): ♪ I crossed
the line, I'm wrong to lie ♪
2599
01:31:56,877 --> 01:31:58,412
♪ I'll make you mine ♪
2600
01:31:58,479 --> 01:32:00,014
♪ Yeah, you are ♪
2601
01:32:00,081 --> 01:32:00,081
♪ All I need ♪
2602
01:32:00,081 --> 01:32:03,284
♪ Yeah ♪
2603
01:32:03,350 --> 01:32:04,685
♪ Wait ♪
2604
01:32:04,751 --> 01:32:07,321
♪ These words I'm speaking
got me going crazy ♪
2605
01:32:07,388 --> 01:32:08,689
♪ I need you, Haley ♪
2606
01:32:08,755 --> 01:32:10,657
♪ To be my baby... ♪
2607
01:32:10,724 --> 01:32:13,261
(music stops, crowd murmuring)
2608
01:32:17,398 --> 01:32:19,166
(crowd gasping)
2609
01:32:19,232 --> 01:32:20,200
Oh!
2610
01:32:20,267 --> 01:32:21,769
(clamoring)
2611
01:32:21,836 --> 01:32:24,138
Wardrobe malfunction.
2612
01:32:25,305 --> 01:32:27,074
(groans)
2613
01:32:27,141 --> 01:32:28,609
(clamoring)
2614
01:32:30,377 --> 01:32:30,377
Haley...
2615
01:32:30,377 --> 01:32:31,612
You-You're...
2616
01:32:31,678 --> 01:32:33,080
Look, let me explain
everything, okay?
2617
01:32:33,146 --> 01:32:33,146
I trusted you!
2618
01:32:33,146 --> 01:32:34,615
No, listen, listen.
M... Look, Malcolm...
2619
01:32:34,682 --> 01:32:36,650
Oh, my God, everything that I,
everything I told you?
2620
01:32:36,717 --> 01:32:37,651
No, I'm just saying...
2621
01:32:37,718 --> 01:32:37,718
I...
2622
01:32:37,718 --> 01:32:38,953
Listen...
2623
01:32:39,019 --> 01:32:40,621
(crowd gasps)
2624
01:32:43,958 --> 01:32:44,892
Haley!
2625
01:32:45,659 --> 01:32:47,595
Oh, oh, oh!
2626
01:32:47,661 --> 01:32:49,497
Security! Security!
2627
01:32:49,563 --> 01:32:50,697
He groped me!
2628
01:32:50,764 --> 01:32:50,764
He's trying to...
2629
01:32:50,764 --> 01:32:51,765
(crowd murmuring)
2630
01:32:51,832 --> 01:32:53,367
He trying to freak me!
2631
01:32:53,434 --> 01:32:54,701
He's groping me!
2632
01:32:54,768 --> 01:32:57,338
He's trying to freak me!
2633
01:32:57,405 --> 01:32:59,006
Oh, Lord!
2634
01:32:59,072 --> 01:33:00,173
Call the FBI.
2635
01:33:00,240 --> 01:33:02,576
Ask for Agent Crawford.
2636
01:33:02,643 --> 01:33:04,077
Tell him you're a
friend of Big Momma's,
2637
01:33:04,144 --> 01:33:05,912
and keep everyone
in the auditorium.
2638
01:33:05,979 --> 01:33:05,979
I don't understand.
2639
01:33:05,979 --> 01:33:07,814
(normal voice):
Just do it.
2640
01:33:07,881 --> 01:33:09,449
I'll explain it to you later.
2641
01:33:09,516 --> 01:33:10,851
(grunts)
2642
01:33:12,386 --> 01:33:13,720
Okay.
2643
01:33:13,787 --> 01:33:15,889
Everyone, please stay
in your seats, okay?
2644
01:33:15,956 --> 01:33:18,192
Mrs. Mercier, dancers, please.
2645
01:33:21,295 --> 01:33:23,197
Split up.
2646
01:33:24,864 --> 01:33:24,864
Haley!
2647
01:33:24,864 --> 01:33:26,366
MALCOLM: Trent!
2648
01:33:26,433 --> 01:33:27,602
Trent!
2649
01:33:29,036 --> 01:33:29,036
Haley!
2650
01:33:29,036 --> 01:33:30,404
T.J.: Yo, yo, yo.
2651
01:33:30,470 --> 01:33:31,839
What is this thing?
2652
01:33:31,906 --> 01:33:34,174
Dude, you are all kinds
of freaky.
2653
01:33:34,241 --> 01:33:36,010
Does Haley like you better
as a girl or a boy?
2654
01:33:36,077 --> 01:33:37,678
Look, I can't do this right now.
2655
01:33:37,745 --> 01:33:39,045
Big boy! Come on, man!
2656
01:33:39,112 --> 01:33:40,680
Get him! Come on!
Get him! Come on!
2657
01:33:40,747 --> 01:33:43,116
Get off me, Otis!
2658
01:33:43,183 --> 01:33:46,320
All right. Y'all got 30 seconds
to get your asses off campus,
2659
01:33:46,386 --> 01:33:48,655
or there's a hell of a lot more
where that came from.
2660
01:33:48,722 --> 01:33:50,690
Bounce!
2661
01:33:50,757 --> 01:33:52,959
You got some explaining to do.
2662
01:33:53,026 --> 01:33:54,962
Look, Chirkoff's guys must
have made me yesterday in town.
2663
01:33:55,029 --> 01:33:56,764
I took off Charmaine's
outfit just once--
2664
01:33:56,830 --> 01:33:58,265
to get close
to Haley.
2665
01:33:58,331 --> 01:34:00,767
You blew your cover,
and you lied to me about it.
2666
01:34:00,834 --> 01:34:02,136
For a girl
who played you?
2667
01:34:02,202 --> 01:34:03,170
She didn't play me.
2668
01:34:03,237 --> 01:34:04,205
Oh, yeah?
2669
01:34:04,271 --> 01:34:06,173
Did she tell you
she had the music box?
2670
01:34:07,308 --> 01:34:09,610
You act like you
the man.
2671
01:34:09,676 --> 01:34:11,812
And you were starting
to convince me.
2672
01:34:11,879 --> 01:34:13,814
But it's all an act.
You know why?
2673
01:34:13,881 --> 01:34:16,450
'Cause a real man wouldn't risk
his life for some girl.
2674
01:34:16,516 --> 01:34:18,018
Look, she ain't
just some girl.
2675
01:34:18,085 --> 01:34:20,053
You did the same thing
when you met my mom.
2676
01:34:20,120 --> 01:34:22,088
This is nothing
like that.
2677
01:34:22,155 --> 01:34:23,423
Come on.
2678
01:34:23,490 --> 01:34:23,490
Come on, Malcolm.
2679
01:34:23,490 --> 01:34:24,824
In. In.
2680
01:34:24,891 --> 01:34:24,891
Yo!
2681
01:34:24,891 --> 01:34:26,994
(pounds on door)
2682
01:34:29,062 --> 01:34:29,062
Look...
2683
01:34:29,062 --> 01:34:30,897
Stay there. Do not move.
2684
01:34:30,964 --> 01:34:32,699
Look, you got
to trust me!
2685
01:34:32,766 --> 01:34:34,468
Malcolm!
2686
01:34:34,535 --> 01:34:36,670
Damn.
2687
01:34:36,737 --> 01:34:39,273
(sighs)
2688
01:34:46,781 --> 01:34:49,417
♪ ♪
2689
01:35:00,227 --> 01:35:01,595
TRENT:
Haley!
2690
01:35:01,662 --> 01:35:03,030
Haley!
2691
01:35:08,435 --> 01:35:11,439
Haley! Haley!
2692
01:35:13,941 --> 01:35:16,410
Boss, we got him.
2693
01:35:22,282 --> 01:35:23,416
TRENT:
H-bomb.
2694
01:35:23,483 --> 01:35:24,618
Go away!
2695
01:35:24,685 --> 01:35:25,652
Look, let me explain.
2696
01:35:25,719 --> 01:35:27,120
Leave me alone!
2697
01:35:27,187 --> 01:35:29,957
Look, you got the music box
in that bag, don't you?
2698
01:35:30,024 --> 01:35:31,124
Yeah, and right now, I just want
2699
01:35:31,191 --> 01:35:32,826
to put it away
and get out of here,
2700
01:35:32,893 --> 01:35:34,295
seeing as how my life
is pretty much ruined.
2701
01:35:34,361 --> 01:35:36,830
Look, there's some crazy,
dangerous people after that.
2702
01:35:36,897 --> 01:35:37,931
HALEY:
What are you talking about?
2703
01:35:37,998 --> 01:35:39,199
It's just some
old music box.
2704
01:35:39,266 --> 01:35:40,935
Not really.
2705
01:35:46,540 --> 01:35:47,875
Look.
2706
01:35:47,942 --> 01:35:49,209
This flash drive
got evidence
2707
01:35:49,276 --> 01:35:51,011
that'll put away some
really bad people.
2708
01:35:51,078 --> 01:35:52,446
That's why I've been
working undercover.
2709
01:35:52,513 --> 01:35:54,581
What?
2710
01:35:54,648 --> 01:35:58,485
So, this was just
some kind of job?
2711
01:35:58,551 --> 01:36:01,222
(cell phone chiming)
2712
01:36:02,990 --> 01:36:04,724
Our night together?
Our kiss?
2713
01:36:04,791 --> 01:36:06,293
We'll talk about that later,
but right now,
2714
01:36:06,360 --> 01:36:07,394
I need this.
2715
01:36:07,461 --> 01:36:08,595
There's no later.
2716
01:36:08,662 --> 01:36:08,662
Haley.
2717
01:36:08,662 --> 01:36:11,232
Actually, I'll take the drive.
2718
01:36:13,167 --> 01:36:14,301
Trent!
2719
01:36:14,367 --> 01:36:14,367
TRENT: Haley, come on!
2720
01:36:14,367 --> 01:36:16,136
(Haley screams)
2721
01:36:16,203 --> 01:36:18,038
(gun firing)
2722
01:36:19,206 --> 01:36:21,608
HALEY (screams):
Run! Run!
2723
01:36:21,675 --> 01:36:23,276
(phone ringing)
2724
01:36:23,343 --> 01:36:24,612
Talk to me.
2725
01:36:24,678 --> 01:36:26,847
VLAD: The kid's with the girl.
They're in the library.
2726
01:36:26,914 --> 01:36:27,882
Haley, we got to get you
somewhere safe.
2727
01:36:27,948 --> 01:36:29,049
Let go of me.
2728
01:36:29,116 --> 01:36:30,551
Come on.
2729
01:36:31,652 --> 01:36:33,788
(panting)
2730
01:36:35,055 --> 01:36:36,590
DMITRI:
Don't move.
2731
01:36:36,657 --> 01:36:37,924
Sh...
2732
01:36:37,991 --> 01:36:40,294
Runs pretty good for a woman.
2733
01:36:40,361 --> 01:36:42,028
Oh, don't shoot.
2734
01:36:42,095 --> 01:36:46,433
I'm not even wearing
a clean pair of granny panties.
2735
01:36:46,499 --> 01:36:49,402
Coroner's going to think
I'm some two-bit floozy.
2736
01:36:49,469 --> 01:36:50,537
Shut up.
2737
01:36:50,604 --> 01:36:51,805
(gasps)
2738
01:36:51,872 --> 01:36:55,375
(gagging)
2739
01:36:55,442 --> 01:36:57,578
My... my palpitations.
2740
01:36:57,644 --> 01:36:59,046
My poor cholesterol heart.
2741
01:36:59,113 --> 01:37:00,814
Like Fred Sanford say,
2742
01:37:00,881 --> 01:37:02,850
"I'm coming to join you,
Elizabeth!"
2743
01:37:02,917 --> 01:37:04,951
(gagging)
2744
01:37:05,018 --> 01:37:07,521
(grunting and groaning)
2745
01:37:09,423 --> 01:37:11,525
No. Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
2746
01:37:11,592 --> 01:37:13,994
Oh, come on. Come on!
2747
01:37:23,537 --> 01:37:25,439
(panting)
2748
01:37:27,675 --> 01:37:29,343
This way.
2749
01:37:30,811 --> 01:37:32,646
(Haley grunts, screams)
2750
01:37:32,712 --> 01:37:34,081
TRENT:
Big Momma!
2751
01:37:34,148 --> 01:37:35,282
Catch!
2752
01:37:35,349 --> 01:37:37,050
(grunting)
2753
01:37:37,116 --> 01:37:38,985
CHIRKOFF:
Move. Move!
2754
01:37:39,052 --> 01:37:40,020
Haley, it's going
to be okay.
2755
01:37:40,087 --> 01:37:41,288
Shut your mouth!
2756
01:37:41,355 --> 01:37:44,591
You just going to hurt
these innocent children?
2757
01:37:44,658 --> 01:37:45,892
Give me the flash drive.
2758
01:37:45,959 --> 01:37:47,194
What if I say no?
2759
01:37:47,261 --> 01:37:48,962
You know, I'm pretty good
with this gun.
2760
01:37:49,029 --> 01:37:50,897
My late husband Othar
taught me how to use it
2761
01:37:50,964 --> 01:37:53,400
in case of a
home invasion.
2762
01:37:57,237 --> 01:38:01,375
Give him the gun,
or I shoot the kids.
2763
01:38:06,446 --> 01:38:08,615
(Chirkoff grunting)
2764
01:38:08,681 --> 01:38:11,218
CHIRKOFF:
Now...
2765
01:38:12,353 --> 01:38:13,888
The flash drive.
2766
01:38:20,561 --> 01:38:21,962
Very good,
Agent Turner.
2767
01:38:22,029 --> 01:38:23,730
Took me a while
to figure out.
2768
01:38:23,797 --> 01:38:26,032
Then I remember...
2769
01:38:26,099 --> 01:38:28,602
you're the master of disguise.
2770
01:38:34,541 --> 01:38:36,176
Take off
the fat suit.
2771
01:38:36,243 --> 01:38:37,944
I want to check you for weapons.
2772
01:38:38,011 --> 01:38:40,180
(sighs)
2773
01:38:42,749 --> 01:38:44,017
(grunts)
2774
01:38:44,084 --> 01:38:46,686
Uh, look, don't shoot the kids,
all right?
2775
01:38:46,753 --> 01:38:48,989
He don't remember what he saw.
2776
01:38:49,857 --> 01:38:50,924
Kill them.
2777
01:38:50,991 --> 01:38:52,926
And this time...
2778
01:38:52,992 --> 01:38:54,728
no witnesses.
2779
01:38:54,795 --> 01:38:54,795
My pleasure.
2780
01:38:54,795 --> 01:38:56,863
Hey, Trent.
2781
01:38:56,930 --> 01:38:57,998
CHIRKOFF:
I'm checking the flash drive.
2782
01:38:58,065 --> 01:38:59,399
I'm sorry.
2783
01:38:59,466 --> 01:39:01,701
I was wrong to think
we could pull this off.
2784
01:39:01,768 --> 01:39:03,170
This is... this is my fault.
2785
01:39:03,237 --> 01:39:05,605
No. You were just
trying to protect me.
2786
01:39:05,672 --> 01:39:07,541
I lied to you and everything.
2787
01:39:07,608 --> 01:39:09,143
I'm sorry, Dad.
2788
01:39:10,110 --> 01:39:11,445
DMITRI: All right,
this family hour
2789
01:39:11,512 --> 01:39:13,613
has to end.
I'm going to throw up.
2790
01:39:13,680 --> 01:39:16,417
Hey. Whoa. Just let me say
one last thing to my boy.
2791
01:39:18,384 --> 01:39:21,188
You know, I'll go
to my grave wishing
2792
01:39:21,255 --> 01:39:23,724
we could have done
that Cleveland Shuffle together.
2793
01:39:23,791 --> 01:39:24,992
Remember?
2794
01:39:25,059 --> 01:39:26,626
Mmm. Yeah.
2795
01:39:26,693 --> 01:39:28,194
Killer step?
2796
01:39:28,261 --> 01:39:29,996
If I just had one more chance.
2797
01:39:30,063 --> 01:39:31,197
Yeah, remember it? We...
2798
01:39:31,264 --> 01:39:31,264
Two to the right. Uhh, uhh.
2799
01:39:31,264 --> 01:39:33,300
Uhh, uhh, uhh.
2800
01:39:33,366 --> 01:39:33,366
Two to the left. Uhh, uhh.
2801
01:39:33,366 --> 01:39:35,035
What? What?
2802
01:39:35,102 --> 01:39:36,937
BOTH: Now, freak with it,
freak with it.
2803
01:39:37,004 --> 01:39:38,405
Uhh! Freak with it,
freak with it.
2804
01:39:38,472 --> 01:39:40,139
Yeah!
2805
01:39:40,206 --> 01:39:42,443
(grunting and groaning)
2806
01:39:43,810 --> 01:39:43,810
(gun fires)
2807
01:39:43,810 --> 01:39:44,845
Enough.
2808
01:39:44,912 --> 01:39:46,313
CHIRKOFF:
No more mistakes.
2809
01:39:47,247 --> 01:39:49,316
I never leave a witness.
2810
01:39:50,384 --> 01:39:52,186
Wait.
2811
01:39:53,286 --> 01:39:53,286
(fires)
2812
01:39:53,286 --> 01:39:55,589
(pained groaning)
2813
01:39:58,925 --> 01:40:00,660
My name is Kurtis Kool,
2814
01:40:00,727 --> 01:40:02,929
and I just fried this fool.
2815
01:40:02,996 --> 01:40:04,464
MAN:
FBI!
2816
01:40:04,531 --> 01:40:05,598
Move it! Move it!
2817
01:40:05,665 --> 01:40:07,601
MALCOLM:
Kurtis Kool.
2818
01:40:07,667 --> 01:40:08,635
MAN:
Hands in the air!
2819
01:40:08,702 --> 01:40:09,669
You saved my boy.
2820
01:40:09,736 --> 01:40:11,137
Thank you, man.
2821
01:40:11,204 --> 01:40:14,074
Just protecting the next
generation of hip-hop.
2822
01:40:15,108 --> 01:40:17,011
Move it! Move it!
2823
01:40:18,945 --> 01:40:20,246
Haley!
2824
01:40:20,313 --> 01:40:21,949
Hey. Yes, I'm okay. I'm okay.
2825
01:40:22,015 --> 01:40:23,850
I knew she
was a narc.
2826
01:40:23,917 --> 01:40:25,785
Hey, he's not a narc;
he's a Fed.
2827
01:40:25,852 --> 01:40:25,852
Same thing.
2828
01:40:25,852 --> 01:40:27,186
You're a boy.
2829
01:40:27,253 --> 01:40:29,456
What's up? We cool now?
2830
01:40:29,523 --> 01:40:31,392
Weird.
2831
01:40:32,559 --> 01:40:34,495
(siren whooping)
2832
01:40:35,962 --> 01:40:38,098
(sighs)
2833
01:40:40,300 --> 01:40:41,834
Hey.
2834
01:40:41,901 --> 01:40:43,703
Look...
2835
01:40:43,770 --> 01:40:46,206
I know I agreed to this,
2836
01:40:46,272 --> 01:40:48,208
and, uh, after the
last few days,
2837
01:40:48,275 --> 01:40:50,610
I want you to know,
I'm happy to do it.
2838
01:40:50,677 --> 01:40:52,579
You've grown up.
2839
01:40:52,645 --> 01:40:55,682
I got to start trusting
you and your decisions.
2840
01:40:58,551 --> 01:40:59,919
The contract.
2841
01:40:59,986 --> 01:41:02,655
Signed, sealed,
delivered.
2842
01:41:02,722 --> 01:41:04,658
(laughs)
2843
01:41:07,527 --> 01:41:09,530
Wow.
2844
01:41:20,240 --> 01:41:21,975
I'm going to Duke.
2845
01:41:22,042 --> 01:41:23,743
Yeah.
2846
01:41:23,810 --> 01:41:25,546
I'm gonna study music.
2847
01:41:25,612 --> 01:41:27,514
The Notorious Ph.D.
2848
01:41:28,648 --> 01:41:29,783
Really?
2849
01:41:29,850 --> 01:41:30,884
Yeah.
2850
01:41:30,951 --> 01:41:32,252
You know,
2851
01:41:32,319 --> 01:41:34,287
I realize there's no rush
to greatness.
2852
01:41:34,354 --> 01:41:37,291
I mean, you only get one chance
to be the new guy.
2853
01:41:38,224 --> 01:41:39,993
Spoken like a real man.
2854
01:41:40,060 --> 01:41:40,060
Huh?
2855
01:41:40,060 --> 01:41:41,261
(chuckles)
2856
01:41:41,328 --> 01:41:43,096
Look at you, boy.
Look at you.
2857
01:41:43,163 --> 01:41:45,565
(grunts)
2858
01:41:45,632 --> 01:41:47,200
You know, um...
2859
01:41:47,267 --> 01:41:49,369
I'm pretty sure you called
me "Dad" back there.
2860
01:41:49,436 --> 01:41:50,737
Did I?
2861
01:41:50,803 --> 01:41:52,138
Yeah, you did.
2862
01:41:52,205 --> 01:41:54,040
(chuckle) You know,
heat of the moment,
2863
01:41:54,107 --> 01:41:56,109
little gunplay,
we say things.
2864
01:41:56,176 --> 01:41:57,544
Uh-huh.
2865
01:41:57,610 --> 01:42:01,081
So, uh... Dad.
2866
01:42:01,148 --> 01:42:03,317
Shoot.
2867
01:42:04,384 --> 01:42:06,185
Can I keep the boobs?
2868
01:42:06,252 --> 01:42:08,321
Put the bag in the car.
2869
01:42:08,388 --> 01:42:10,623
You know, I just feel
like... I deserve them.
2870
01:42:10,690 --> 01:42:13,259
You know, I had
to wear them for so long.
2871
01:42:13,326 --> 01:42:15,128
If that's what you want.
2872
01:42:15,194 --> 01:42:16,329
MALCOLM:
Oh, son, I was thinking.
2873
01:42:16,396 --> 01:42:18,498
Your moms doesn't need
to know everything.
2874
01:42:18,565 --> 01:42:20,600
TRENT:
You want me to lie to Moms?
2875
01:42:20,667 --> 01:42:22,636
MALCOLM: There's just some
things she don't need to know.
2876
01:42:22,703 --> 01:42:24,238
TRENT: Oh, okay.
You don't want her
2877
01:42:24,304 --> 01:42:25,705
busting that vein
in her forehead over nothing.
2878
01:42:25,772 --> 01:42:27,875
(Trent chuckles)
2879
01:42:35,181 --> 01:42:35,181
♪ Yeah, he's a lyrical
miracle, baby ♪
2880
01:42:35,181 --> 01:42:38,852
♪ Hey! ♪
2881
01:42:38,918 --> 01:42:41,788
♪ You know I'm hot, I get it
poppin', so they sayin' ♪
2882
01:42:41,855 --> 01:42:41,855
♪ He's a lyrical miracle, baby ♪
2883
01:42:41,855 --> 01:42:45,025
♪ Hey! ♪
2884
01:42:45,091 --> 01:42:47,594
♪ And now you know
just how I flow and it goes ♪
2885
01:42:47,661 --> 01:42:50,130
♪ Let's get it poppin', baby,
you know how we do it in here ♪
2886
01:42:50,197 --> 01:42:53,466
♪ It's Prodi-G and possibly
the dopest one of the year ♪
2887
01:42:53,533 --> 01:42:55,401
♪ It seems like every time
I stroll in ♪
2888
01:42:55,468 --> 01:42:56,970
♪ You know I be zonin' ♪
2889
01:42:57,037 --> 01:42:59,672
♪ Go ahead and call them girls
and bring a couple of friends ♪
2890
01:42:59,739 --> 01:43:02,875
♪ You know I came a long way,
I done learned so many lessons ♪
2891
01:43:02,942 --> 01:43:06,112
♪ But the most important is
that my family is my blessin' ♪
2892
01:43:06,179 --> 01:43:09,249
♪ And even when they stressin',
ha, just let it be ♪
2893
01:43:09,316 --> 01:43:11,284
♪ Without them, there's no me ♪
2894
01:43:11,350 --> 01:43:11,350
♪ Prodi-G ♪
2895
01:43:11,350 --> 01:43:12,685
♪ Hey! ♪
2896
01:43:12,752 --> 01:43:12,752
♪ He's a lyrical miracle, baby ♪
2897
01:43:12,752 --> 01:43:15,789
♪ Hey! ♪
2898
01:43:15,855 --> 01:43:18,524
♪ You know I'm hot, I get it
poppin', so they sayin' ♪
2899
01:43:18,591 --> 01:43:18,591
♪ He's a lyrical miracle, baby ♪
2900
01:43:18,591 --> 01:43:21,695
♪ Hey! ♪
2901
01:43:21,761 --> 01:43:24,164
♪ And now you know
just how I flow and it goes ♪
2902
01:43:24,231 --> 01:43:27,433
♪ It's Big Momma in the house
and I'm gettin' my rap on ♪
2903
01:43:27,500 --> 01:43:30,636
♪ Don't think I can't hang,
I party all night long ♪
2904
01:43:30,703 --> 01:43:33,607
♪ Now, I ain't here preachin',
you know how Big Momma be ♪
2905
01:43:33,674 --> 01:43:36,075
♪ Now, give it up for my man,
Prodi-G ♪
2906
01:43:36,142 --> 01:43:36,142
♪ He's a lyrical miracle, baby ♪
2907
01:43:36,142 --> 01:43:39,746
♪ Hey! ♪
2908
01:43:39,812 --> 01:43:42,682
♪ You know I'm hot, I get it
poppin', so they sayin' ♪
2909
01:43:42,749 --> 01:43:42,749
♪ Yeah, he's a lyrical
miracle, baby ♪
2910
01:43:42,749 --> 01:43:46,053
♪ Hey! ♪
2911
01:43:46,119 --> 01:43:48,655
♪ And now you know
just how I flow and it goes ♪
2912
01:43:48,722 --> 01:43:52,025
♪ My name is Kurtis Kool,
old hip-hop player ♪
2913
01:43:52,092 --> 01:43:55,128
♪ See me 'round school, man,
I'm somethin' like the mayor ♪
2914
01:43:55,195 --> 01:43:57,931
♪ I got 'em goin' crazy,
I know I bring the drama ♪
2915
01:43:57,997 --> 01:44:00,967
♪ Smooth with the ladies,
especially Big Momma ♪
2916
01:44:01,034 --> 01:44:01,034
♪ He's a lyrical miracle, baby ♪
2917
01:44:01,034 --> 01:44:04,104
♪ Hey! ♪
2918
01:44:04,170 --> 01:44:06,873
♪ You know I'm hot, I get it
poppin', so they sayin' ♪
2919
01:44:06,940 --> 01:44:06,940
♪ Yeah, he's a lyrical
miracle, baby ♪
2920
01:44:06,940 --> 01:44:09,743
♪ Hey! ♪
2921
01:44:09,809 --> 01:44:12,745
♪ And now you know
just how I flow and it goes ♪
2922
01:44:12,812 --> 01:44:12,812
♪ Yeah, he's a lyrical
miracle, baby ♪
2923
01:44:12,812 --> 01:44:16,683
♪ Hey! ♪
2924
01:44:16,749 --> 01:44:18,785
♪ You know I'm hot, I get it
poppin', so they sayin' ♪
2925
01:44:18,852 --> 01:44:18,852
♪ Yeah, he's a lyrical
miracle, baby ♪
2926
01:44:18,852 --> 01:44:21,822
♪ Hey! ♪
2927
01:44:21,888 --> 01:44:25,792
♪ And now you know
just how I flow and it goes ♪
2928
01:44:25,859 --> 01:44:28,427
♪ What's my name?
What's my name? ♪
2929
01:44:28,494 --> 01:44:30,264
♪ Prodi-G, yeah. ♪
2930
01:44:37,371 --> 01:44:39,473
♪ ♪
2931
01:44:53,119 --> 01:44:55,522
♪ I heard they want to know,
they been asking questions ♪
2932
01:44:55,588 --> 01:44:57,390
♪ Heard these boys want to learn
their lessons ♪
2933
01:44:57,457 --> 01:44:58,959
♪ So let's take 'em to school ♪
2934
01:44:59,025 --> 01:45:01,194
♪ We gonna break it down
so they got the tools ♪
2935
01:45:01,261 --> 01:45:03,697
♪ The professor's speakin',
put your listening ears on ♪
2936
01:45:03,764 --> 01:45:05,632
♪ Work that machinery,
grind them gears on ♪
2937
01:45:05,699 --> 01:45:07,334
♪ Listen to the beat,
tell you how to work ♪
2938
01:45:07,401 --> 01:45:09,302
♪ And your homework is
to go berserk ♪
2939
01:45:09,369 --> 01:45:11,338
♪ And we so fly
'cause we don't care ♪
2940
01:45:11,405 --> 01:45:13,540
♪ It's all about us
when we out there ♪
2941
01:45:13,607 --> 01:45:15,409
♪ We so fine 'cause we all got ♪
2942
01:45:15,475 --> 01:45:17,443
♪ The temperature risin',
yeah, we so hot ♪
2943
01:45:17,510 --> 01:45:19,613
♪ All the boys,
they stop and stare ♪
2944
01:45:19,679 --> 01:45:21,414
♪ 'Cause my girls got that thing
they call it ♪
2945
01:45:21,481 --> 01:45:23,450
♪ When the beat's on,
no matter where ♪
2946
01:45:23,517 --> 01:45:26,252
♪ Ah, but it's...
yeah, we hop on it ♪
2947
01:45:26,319 --> 01:45:28,254
♪ Yeah, we hop on it ♪
2948
01:45:28,321 --> 01:45:30,356
♪ Yeah,
we hop on it ♪
2949
01:45:30,423 --> 01:45:32,858
♪ Yeah, we hop on it ♪
2950
01:45:32,925 --> 01:45:35,328
♪ What they talkin' 'bout?
My girl ♪
2951
01:45:35,395 --> 01:45:37,330
♪ What they talkin' 'bout?
Yeah, me ♪
2952
01:45:37,397 --> 01:45:39,465
♪ What they talkin' 'bout?
Our moves ♪
2953
01:45:39,532 --> 01:45:41,534
♪ What they talkin' 'bout?
You'll see ♪
2954
01:45:41,601 --> 01:45:43,470
♪ What they talkin' 'bout?
My girl ♪
2955
01:45:43,537 --> 01:45:45,472
♪ What they talkin' 'bout?
Yeah, me ♪
2956
01:45:45,539 --> 01:45:47,473
♪ What they talkin' 'bout?
Our moves ♪
2957
01:45:47,540 --> 01:45:49,409
♪ What they talkin' 'bout?
You'll see ♪
2958
01:45:49,476 --> 01:45:51,377
♪ It's all about the mix
and the combination ♪
2959
01:45:51,444 --> 01:45:53,447
♪ The T and A
and the compensation ♪
2960
01:45:53,513 --> 01:45:55,548
♪ But on a dance floor
kind of situation ♪
2961
01:45:55,615 --> 01:45:57,517
♪ It's all about the body,
the moves you're making ♪
2962
01:45:57,584 --> 01:45:59,519
♪ Tongues roll out,
like the red carpet ♪
2963
01:45:59,586 --> 01:46:01,421
♪ He think about
how to hit the target ♪
2964
01:46:01,488 --> 01:46:03,523
♪ The papa better do it proper ♪
2965
01:46:03,589 --> 01:46:05,625
♪ Take a minute,
just step back and watch her ♪
2966
01:46:05,692 --> 01:46:07,494
♪ And we so fly
'cause we don't care ♪
2967
01:46:07,561 --> 01:46:09,429
♪ It's all about us
when we out there ♪
2968
01:46:09,495 --> 01:46:11,465
♪ We so fine
'cause we all got ♪
2969
01:46:11,531 --> 01:46:13,466
♪ The temperature risin',
yeah, we so hot ♪
2970
01:46:13,533 --> 01:46:15,502
♪ All the boys,
they stop and stare ♪
2971
01:46:15,568 --> 01:46:17,570
♪ 'Cause my girls got that thing
they call it ♪
2972
01:46:17,637 --> 01:46:19,572
♪ When the beat's on,
no matter where ♪
2973
01:46:19,639 --> 01:46:22,041
♪ Ah, but it's...
yeah, we hop on it ♪
2974
01:46:22,108 --> 01:46:24,377
♪ Yeah, we hop on it ♪
2975
01:46:24,444 --> 01:46:26,312
♪ Yeah,
we hop on it ♪
2976
01:46:26,379 --> 01:46:28,848
♪ Yeah, we hop on it ♪
2977
01:46:28,915 --> 01:46:31,318
♪ What they talkin' 'bout?
My girl ♪
2978
01:46:31,385 --> 01:46:33,320
♪ What they talkin' 'bout?
Yeah, me ♪
2979
01:46:33,387 --> 01:46:35,121
♪ What they talkin' 'bout?
Our moves ♪
2980
01:46:35,188 --> 01:46:36,956
♪ What they talkin' 'bout?
You'll see ♪
2981
01:46:37,023 --> 01:46:39,392
♪ What they talkin' 'bout?
My girl ♪
2982
01:46:39,459 --> 01:46:41,328
♪ What they talkin' 'bout?
Yeah, me ♪
2983
01:46:41,395 --> 01:46:43,129
♪ What they talkin' 'bout?
Our moves ♪
2984
01:46:43,196 --> 01:46:46,099
♪ What they talkin' 'bout?
You'll see. ♪
2985
01:47:09,589 --> 01:47:11,625
(music fades)